this is a disgrace to werewolves (twilight related)

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#1 legend26
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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

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#2 SaintLeonidas
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it is a disgrace to film, it is nothing more then an attempt to get more teenage girls into theater seats.
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#3 LJS9502_basic
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I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

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#4 USSJAndrew
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OMG. I didn't ever imagine that werewolves were male models...

I put this movie in my DVD player for the first time ever yesterday, and I took it out before 20 minutes. It was truly terrible.

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#5 194197844077667059316682358889
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I hope lycanthropic-Americans everywhere protest this!
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#6 Darth-Caedus
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Twilight is an abomination that must be destroyed...
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#7 super_mario_128
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I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

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You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.
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I hope lycanthropic-Americans everywhere protest this!xaos
Yes,join the bandwagon now!!!
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#9 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

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You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.

That would definitely be messing with the meaning of werewolf...

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#10 legend26
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Twilight is an abomination that must be destroyed...Darth-Caedus
we must destroy it :x

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#11 Parandrus
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I'm sure they'll have some very poor special effects included as well.
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

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You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.

It'll be before they put on their fursuits and adopt their fursonas
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#13 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] In which case they'll prance around in fur suits while posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's, Ahhh's and Eeek's! from a purely female crowd. [QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.

That would definitely be messing with the meaning of werewolf...

This is the Twilight series we're talking about...
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#14 Im_single
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I'm guessing they sprout some chest hair under a full moon.
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#15 ragek1ll589
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Wow, and just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

I'm guessing that is before they change into werewolves...

You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.

It'll be before they put on their fursuits and adopt their fursonas

Are these werewolves or furries?
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Twilight is a disgrace to humanity!!
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#18 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"] You'd think so, but they'll probably remain like that while prancing around and posing in erotic positions with camera close-ups to invoke Oooh's and Ahhh's from what will be a purely female crowd.mattykovax
It'll be before they put on their fursuits and adopt their fursonas

Are these werewolves or furries?

Supposed to be werewolves....

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#19 legend26
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sad thing is now werewolves are gonna be transformed from mindless monsters to romantic male models.

thank the gods that The Wolf Man is coming out around the same time

ugh i must post pics of real werewolves to get this...this blasphemy out of my head

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#20 super_mario_128
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Yeuch, Dog Soldiers... I remember that movie. :P
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#21 deactivated-5b5d7639964d6
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I knew it was going to be bad... I simply... I wasn't expecting this bad... how can for God sake somebody... how can you simply... :cry:

*Goes into the featl position and cries*

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The idea of representing werewolves and vampires as handsome sexual beasts is nothing new so I don't see what's so surprising about this revelation. The romance genre has quite literally hundreds of vampire/half vampire/vampire hunter/werewolf/monster hunters as handsome a romantic lead books out there and it has spread to the more standard horror and fantasy genre like wildfire in the last handful of years due no doubt to the post Buffy void left in many fans hearts.

A lot of these romance authors simply skewing their works towards the younger audiences and they've been very successful as they not only have the atypically rabid teen fan base, but they have brought the older women with them who now have more to read as well as something that they can bond with their daughters.

Honestly that picture of the Wolf Pack group just looks like the dozens of titles dealing with the horror/romance angle that I see on a daily basis for some years now.

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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

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Here's a summary... by Cracked

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#24 LJS9502_basic
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The idea of representing werewolves and vampires as handsome sexual beasts is nothing new so I don't see what's so surprising about this revelation. The romance genre has quite literally hundreds of vampire/half vampire/vampire hunter/werewolf/monster hunters as handsome a romantic lead books out there and it has spread to the more standard horror and fantasy genre like wildfire in the last handful of years due no doubt to the post Buffy void left in many fans hearts.

A lot of these romance authors simply skewing their works towards the younger audiences and they've been very successful as they not only have the atypically rabid teen fan base, but they have brought the older women with them who now have more to read as well as something that they can bond with their daughters.

Honestly that picture of the Wolf Pack group just looks like the dozens of titles dealing with the horror/romance angle that I see on a daily basis for some years now.

Lord_Daemon

It is true that a certain demographic is selected....as with any movie.

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that pic looks so gay
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Not exactly how I had imagined them from reading the book...
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#27 legend26
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

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....wtf did i just read?:lol:

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#28 darkguy_101
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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

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#29 darkguy_101
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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

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Twilight is a disgrace to humanity.

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#30 Setsa
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... I look like more of a were-wolf than those dudes.... I am really starting to hate how that series has butchered mythical creatures :(
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

[QUOTE="gamer_10001"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

Here's a summary... by Cracked

....wtf did i just read?:lol:

I thought it was hilarious. the best was the quote at the begining "these books are theanos:hands of fate of literature":lol: Priceless.
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Twilight in general is a disgrace to both film and literature.
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[QUOTE="legend26"]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15966

ofcourse the sequal to the basterdization of vampires is going to have a sequal...i admit ive never read any of the books (damn prowed of that too)

in the sequal there are werewolves.

and well look at them...

:cry:

gamer_10001

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Good Lord, how does crap like that get published let alone a freaking fan base?

Seriously, I could IMPROV a book 100X better than that trash of a storyline....

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#34 ayanami_rei
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:| I want to see what they actually come up with when it comes to them morphing into their lycanthrope form.

[spoiler] Btw, in the end of the fourth book, they are called shape-shifters, not lycanthropes. It was a mistake made by the "vampires" in the book. (...Vampires so don't go sparkly in the sunlight, nor are they fangless! :x) [/spoiler]

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#35 RawShnizz
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One picture doesn't tell the whole story...
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#36 D3nnyCrane
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Twilight is on course to be remembered as the series that changed vampires into My Chemical Romance and werewolves into a prepubescent Queen tribute act.
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#37 Ikouze
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They just look like a bunch of Mexicans who have come back from a hard days work cutting someones grass.
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#38 darkhorse286
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That's just wrong. I hate Twilight. I read some of the plots on Wikipedia to see what the fuss was about and I didn't see anything so great about them. And the plots were less than basic.

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#39 nintendofreak_2
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Exactly how are those werewolves? :|

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#40 hoola
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It looks fine to me. Just to let everyone know, the "Werewolves" in the book are more like large wolves. That means they don't walk on two legs and they don't have any human life features (except hair color). so they are actually very different from the "typical" werewolf that we see normally. And this is a completely different director so we may be getting a less different style in the movie compared to the first..i am thinking it is going to be more generic when it comes to camera angles and music and scenes.

The thing that attacts so many people to Twilight is not necessarily the romance part to it (there are hundreds of teen romance books), but the atmosphere that the author creates. Stephenie Meyer is very good at creating a likable and believable atmosphere. There aren't very many authors that i know of who can create an "atmosphere" in a book and make it likable.

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#41 BeepBoop16
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Stephanie Myer is a genius. I wish I had thought of writing about perfect sparkly vampires and poorly written romance first, God damn. She saw that teen girl demographic and she jumped right on it; now she's rich... and i'm not.

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#42 HybridPhoenix
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The werewolves are in the first book they just don't get mentioned in the movie really...and it works out that they're native american's who's ancestors are related to wolves (There's a deeper story that I just really can't care to remember) and they're teenage boys, the family trait only pops up if there's vampires around because they're essentially around to protect people from them. So I really don't find it disgusting. I can understand you not liking twilight and hating the fact that it's huger than any hyped series or film (including Dark Knight). But don't knock it if you don't know anything about it. It's for girls, leave it at that.
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Outrage aside, if I knew I could make millions turning classic monsters into the next tenny-bopper fad which would have millions of teenage girls (and some of their moms and aunts) spend ungodly amount of money on then I would've made the vampires not just sparkle in the sunlight but smell like fresh-baked cinnamon. I would've made the werewolves --- sorry, shapreshifters --- shift into boy band-level hair and physique while at the same time having the two opposing monsters fight it out West Side Story-style.

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#44 D3nnyCrane
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Stephanie Myer is a genius. I wish I had thought of writing about perfect sparkly vampires and poorly written romance first, God damn. She saw that teen girl demographic and she jumped right on it; now she's rich... and i'm not.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html Twilight is merely a fevered fantasy she designed as an unpopular teen according to this.
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#45 greenleaflink
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Haa Haa, everyone is in a hoopla over Twilight.

It's okay, I have the books, Hardcover but I got em $10 bucks a piece so I like a bargain.

I prefer True Blood, it's raunchier and sex scenes are hee hee.

Season Two has werewolves, too, and BTW TRUE BLOOD was written before Twilight.

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#46 Morphic
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I honestly pray they are decent looking when they are changed into wolves, and not just some trained regular wolves running around.

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#47 DJ-Lafleur
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Wow, I honestly don;t know what to say about this. >_>

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#48 dissonantblack
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i used to have a union here on GS called the werehouse. and it was all about werewolves. i also used to use nothing but pictures of werewolves for my sig, banner, and avatar. you can bet that if the werehouse union still existed, then me and the other guys would be facepalming. or should i say facepawing? :P

my understanding is that the "werewolves" in twilight are actually shape shifters. guys that can turn into wolves. sorry, but that's not a real werewolf. just like you're not really a vampire if you're a vegetarian, don't have fangs, and sparkle in the sunlight. Twilight just makes me want to vomit.

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#49 StaticPenguin
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If it makes you feel any better TC, they're not werewolves. They're shape shifters that have grown used to that form.

I looked it up the plot on wikipedia so I could catch up with the people I work with...