Things you don't want to hear a person say

I collect severed heads in jars. You want to see? Come on in, and I'll show you.

when a religous person tells me to grow up when they think a fairytale is real

Pikachu i choose you!

to the person below

Jigglywiggly I choose you!

"You're quiet, aren't you?" I've had people say this all my life and I still have no bloody idea how to respond to it.AirGuitarist87

duh. just stare at them without saying anything until they walk away. they asked for it really...

"good luck",it's depressing.

"You're boring"

I get that all the time.

"whose bra is this?"Allicrombie

I don't know who mario is

"Turns out David Hasselhoff is your biological father".

"good luck",it's depressing.

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Especially when its said in a sarcastic way...

[QUOTE="Allicrombie"]"whose bra is this?"Stavrogin_

[QUOTE="Stavrogin_"][QUOTE="Allicrombie"]"whose bra is this?"Allicrombie

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="Allicrombie"] that was quick.kris9031998

'You have a bulge...why do you have a bulge?' :(

[QUOTE="kris9031998"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"] OT is home to some of the sharpest minds on the net. Stavrogin_

Bianca quotes what was originally posted in the OP before the TC changed it.

I'm sure you can figure it out from there.cybrcatter

That "hey f*** you" confused me a bit.

"Are you British?"

No, I am not. I had a "tied" tounge when I young.

I love you.

I hate you.

You're not my friend anymore.

You're a bastard.

Go back from where you came from.

I'm preagnant.

X is dead.

You're immortal.

You have an erectile dysfunction.

Video Games are illegal.

Marijuana is lethal.

Gos exists.

And many others.

quake live sucks JigglyWiggly_

"The class, in general, did well on this assessment..."

Oh, great. :P

"What are you thinking?" Why do people bother asking...I'm never going to answer.

Daniel Tosh had a topic like this on an episode. He had a video of these chicks saying some things you don't want to hear.

This one blonde who sounded a little weird. Her comment was "Hi."

yeah. "Hi." Plus how she said it in tha video shown on the Tosh.0 show, it was pretty funny and a bit sad too

"The class, in general, did well on this assessment..."

Oh, great. :P

CaptainAhab13

"Are you angry"? Me = No, **** off, yeah

"I'm not in the mood."

It makes me feel like they don't need me which is.. sad.

"That was the last slice of cake."

Me: "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"So you're not into watching pugs sleep?"

You have only a week to live.