Things people can do that you seemingly can't accomplish

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#1 flash_drive
Member since 2010 • 968 Posts

I have never completed any of the Final Fantasies

I have never played Grand Theft Auto 4

I can't do an ollie on a skateboard while moving

EDIT:

Please refrain from lame "i can't get a girlfriend" or "I can't get laid" jokes, because they are gonna get overused QUICK.

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#2 Stesilaus
Member since 2007 • 4999 Posts

Getting out of bed before noon. :P

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#3 Colin1192
Member since 2008 • 6221 Posts

touch my toes :(

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#4 MarioRPGer
Member since 2005 • 11345 Posts

I cannot say the word "statistics".

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#5 TaoJeetKuneDo
Member since 2010 • 512 Posts

I can't have respect for religion .

(incoming flood)

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#6 cybrcatter
Member since 2003 • 16210 Posts

touch my toes :(

Colin1192

Start taking yoga classes.

On a related note...
for all of you single guys in college, I highly suggest taking yoga if your university offers it.

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#7 Colin1192
Member since 2008 • 6221 Posts

[QUOTE="Colin1192"]

touch my toes :(

cybrcatter

Start taking yoga classes.

On a related note...
for all of you single guys in college, I highly suggest taking yoga if your university offers it.

i think I am just too damn tall

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#8 raynimrod
Member since 2005 • 6861 Posts

See without glasses :(

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#9 The-Tree
Member since 2010 • 3315 Posts

I can't fly an airplane. :oops:

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#10 zoraluv
Member since 2010 • 8319 Posts

be mean to people.

i'm too nice.

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#11 BMD004
Member since 2010 • 5883 Posts

I've always wanted to whistle where you stick two fingers in your mouth.

Edit: Holy crap. I just did it. I have never been able to do that and I just tried and a light clicked on and I figured it out.

Ok, scratch that one off of my list.

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#12 F1_2004
Member since 2003 • 8009 Posts
I've been able to do everything that I've ever tried :D
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#13 arad96
Member since 2009 • 7783 Posts

Snap my fingers. I just can't do that.

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#14 Nick3306
Member since 2007 • 3429 Posts
Listen to lil wayne for more than 30 seconds before thoughts of suicide occur.
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#15 zoraluv
Member since 2010 • 8319 Posts

Listen to lil wayne for more than 30 seconds before thoughts of suicide occur.Nick3306

YES! the first bash in this thread

but i agree. that song "A millie" is when i seriously stopped listening to rap

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#16 xxFallenAngel
Member since 2011 • 753 Posts

I can never play the same video game for more then 2 days straight.

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#17 Nick3306
Member since 2007 • 3429 Posts

[QUOTE="Nick3306"]Listen to lil wayne for more than 30 seconds before thoughts of suicide occur.zoraluv

YES! the first bash in this thread

but i agree. that song "A millie" is when i seriously stopped listening to rap

I stopped listening to rap when i first started playing guitar hero, Thats all i used to listen to now i despise it.
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#18 PsychoRedFox666
Member since 2007 • 2081 Posts

Drive a stick.

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#19 -Toshy-
Member since 2008 • 1376 Posts
Masturbate with my right hand.
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#20 ChaelaMcchubble
Member since 2009 • 455 Posts

I can't get more then 3 kills on COD Black OPS :(

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#21 coolbeans90
Member since 2009 • 21305 Posts

Erm, get laid on a consistent basis?

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#22 travisstaggs
Member since 2008 • 10562 Posts

Whistle.

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#23 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
Member since 2003 • 8463 Posts
First thing that comes to my mind is whistle, among other things.
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#24 Regent192
Member since 2009 • 6789 Posts

become popular and talkative...

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#25 Gaming-Planet
Member since 2008 • 21064 Posts

Do a project early.

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#26 rockerbikie
Member since 2010 • 10027 Posts

Care about strangers.

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#27 metroidprime55
Member since 2008 • 17657 Posts

Get a girlfriend.

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#28 Mr_Cumberdale
Member since 2004 • 10189 Posts
I can't get fat. I can't take off my socks in public.
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#29 rockerbikie
Member since 2010 • 10027 Posts

become popular and talkative...

Regent192
And this.
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#30 powerman89
Member since 2006 • 2517 Posts
Can't roll my tongue... Good thing I ain't Latino
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#31 MarineXXII
Member since 2007 • 1583 Posts

I can't have respect for religion .

(incoming flood)

TaoJeetKuneDo

Same.

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#32 VendettaRed07
Member since 2007 • 14012 Posts

read books

I can never make it all the way through a book ever... or more than just a couple chapters for that matter.

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#33 KittenNipples
Member since 2007 • 3013 Posts
Be of actual intelligence.
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#34 stevoqwerty
Member since 2006 • 4029 Posts

Can't live more than a week without listen to a Swift song. jks :P

Don't have enough motivation to finish/complete a project, usually gave up within first week.

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#35 lonewolf604
Member since 2007 • 8747 Posts
Get a girlfriend........I have this one friend who's your stereotypical Starcraft, runescape playing asian guy, yet he has a girlfriend (WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A GIRL I USED TO LIKE F***!!!!)
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#36 angrules23
Member since 2007 • 854 Posts
Go to a party and not get laid.
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#37 gamerguru100
Member since 2009 • 12718 Posts

I can't whistle. O_O

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#38 dantheman363
Member since 2011 • 51 Posts
Talk coherently most of the time.
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#39 Easports48
Member since 2005 • 1761 Posts
Get a Date A job.
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#40 -Shooter-
Member since 2006 • 4295 Posts

I can't whistle :(

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#41 Acemaster27
Member since 2004 • 4482 Posts
I can't think in public.
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#42 Palantas
Member since 2002 • 15329 Posts

Until recently, I couldn't get quoted in anyone's signature.

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#43 surrealnumber5
Member since 2008 • 23044 Posts
have sympathy for unfounded feelings mostly dealing with a person during menstruation. it has cost her kind many a fine relationship
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#44 Razor-Lazor
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Get a girlfriend........I have this one friend who's your stereotypical Starcraft, runescape playing asian guy, yet he has a girlfriend (WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A GIRL I USED TO LIKE F***!!!!)lonewolf604
Been there. It sucks. :? Sorry, bro. As for the topic, I can't stay happy.
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#45 surrealnumber5
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Until recently, I couldn't get quoted in anyone's signature.

Palantas
so tempted to quote that
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#46 Palantas
Member since 2002 • 15329 Posts

[QUOTE="I"]

Until recently, I couldn't get quoted in anyone's signature.

surrealnumber5

so tempted to quote that

I'll be your friend. :)

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#47 surrealnumber5
Member since 2008 • 23044 Posts

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="I"]

Until recently, I couldn't get quoted in anyone's signature.

Palantas

so tempted to quote that

I'll be your friend. :)

i hate my friends, i am only friendly to people who i hate

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#48 GazaAli
Member since 2007 • 25216 Posts
I can't seem to shut up and enjoy life.
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draw