The_Foreign_Guy's Guide To Getting That Girl

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#1 the_foreign_guy
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 Chapter 1



There's a lot of threads out there right now asking for girl help, so why not ask the master, TFG of course! Anyways, I've created a guide for you, the average OT poster. Think of this as an early Christmas present from me to you. You've got relationship problems, I've got answers.

What should you check before approaching a girl?
  • Make sure there's nothing in your teeth.
  • Make sure you don't smell, that includes your breath.
  • Wear a t-shirt. (I know some of you like to approach girls without t-shirts on)
  • Make sure your zipper is zipped.
So, let's get you started. Does the girl know you? If not or even if she does, the best way to get her to like you is to...very important so pay attention, TALK TO HER! I cannot stress that enough.

Anyways, make sure you approach her with confidence. When you talk, make direct eye contact. Think of something to think of without getting the hint that you're flirting with them. As you talk, you'll notice that one conversation leads to another. This is very good. Remember not to look at their chesticles, look up and make direct eye contact.

First Date?
Don't go alone. Go as friends with a group of friends so that it won't be uncomfortable. If she's fine going alone with you, do not go to the movies for a first date. You'll be uncomfortable as you won't know if you should touch her or not. Instead, what I like to do is take them to a nice restaurant. This way, you can get to know them by talking to them. Also, since most guys don't take their first dates here, it'll be more romantic I guess. Who should pay for the dinner? The person who wanted the date of course. But remember, a relationship takes two people for it to work, so for later dates make sure she doesn't depend on you for all of her financial needs.

That's chapter one so far. Any more questions or comments, feel free to ask.

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#2 Sajo7
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If I had the power to sticky, I would.
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Latka Approves and is happy :)
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5 AugmentDove
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Although it doesn't apply to me, it's a great thread. I approve, Mr. Foreign .. or is it Mr. Guy?
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#6 Two400
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It shouldn't matter if there is something in your teeth....

Girls should not be so shallow!!!!!!!!!
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#7 Account_27
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I am now considering downing every pill in my medicine cabinet now. Thanks.
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#8 Half-Life_man
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Great tips, excellant tips but it doesn't get rid of that nervous feeling you get when asking out plus I heard those tips all before.
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#9 videogamer456
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Mr. Foreign Guy, when is it appropriate to ask the girl if she is into love through the backdoor? First date, second date?
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#10 derekjeter2005
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wow ur the MAN! :) Only things I disagree with is the "not going alone" and "not going to the movies" on the first date part. Because.. A) I have no friends who have gfs so the group date is out of the question B) Great movies this month
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#11 Sajo7
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Great tips, excellant tips but it doesn't get rid of that nervous feeling you get when asking out plus I heard those tips all before. Half-Life_man
In the past girls thought it was cute when I was nervous about it.
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wow ur the MAN! :) Only things I disagree with is the "not going alone" and "not going to the movies" on the first date part. Because.. A) I have no friends who have gfs so the group date is out of the question B) Great movies this monthderekjeter2005

HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MR. GUY

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Don't forget that a brew before the date helps calm the nerves.
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#14 derekjeter2005
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[QUOTE="derekjeter2005"]wow ur the MAN! :) Only things I disagree with is the "not going alone" and "not going to the movies" on the first date part. Because.. A) I have no friends who have gfs so the group date is out of the question B) Great movies this monthHalf-Life_man

HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MR. GUY

It's not my fault the teacher's wrong! :D
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[QUOTE="derekjeter2005"]wow ur the MAN! :) Only things I disagree with is the "not going alone" and "not going to the movies" on the first date part. Because.. A) I have no friends who have gfs so the group date is out of the question B) Great movies this monthHalf-Life_man

HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MR. GUY

It's not my fault the teacher's wrong! :D
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#16 stebun
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what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

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#17 AugmentDove
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what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

stebun
You don't have enough emblems for that to work.
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#18 Rage11
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Thanks.:D
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#19 Conanfan1
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Mr. Foreign Guy, when is it appropriate to ask the girl if she is into love through the backdoor? First date, second date?
videogamer456
That should require no dates. :oops:
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#20 Half-Life_man
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ALSO WEAR AXE. That stuff smells goooood.
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#21 the_foreign_guy
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Sorry guys, I had to eat dinner. I'm back and ready to answer questions.
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#22 stebun
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[QUOTE="stebun"]

what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

AugmentDove

You don't have enough emblems for that to work.

why!?!?!  :cry:

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#23 Half-Life_man
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*raises hand* Mr. Guy? Should I first ask her if she has a boyfriend because I'm worried she does. Or should I ask if she is busy, or should I just pop the question?
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#24 the_foreign_guy
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ALSO WEAR AXE. That stuff smells goooood.Half-Life_man
Some girls can't stand AXE though, so just try to smell good. Remember, you don't have to be great looking to get that hot girl. All it takes is a lot of money. Just kidding. :P Girls like personality. So, have a good personality, be funny without being rude, and be confident. Don't be shy. If you're shy, practice by talking to random strangers. Oh, and don't be afraid to ask them out! If you do ask them out, and they say yes, then great job my friend. If they say no, then you just left off with what you started. Embrace that. If they do say no though, do not chase after them. You'll be stalker-like. Just move on, there's plenty of other girls out there for you. I believe there's atleast 2 right girls out there for everyone. :)
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I was real nervous when I talked to this girl, and I threw up, but she liked it. What should I do?
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#26 AugmentDove
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[QUOTE="AugmentDove"][QUOTE="stebun"]

what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

stebun

You don't have enough emblems for that to work.

why!?!?! :cry:

First off, you're lacking any sexy emblems. If you're trying to impress someone, be sure to have the "Popular" emblem. That "Convivial" crap won't cut it. Plus, you'll need to have a "Game Conneisour"- or whatever it's called- emblem as well, to show off you're good tastes. There are others as well.
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#27 TheOT_King
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Mr. Foreign Guy, when is it appropriate to ask the girl if she is into love through the backdoor? First date, second date?
videogamer456
before the first date. you have to make sure of these things ahead of time.
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#28 the_foreign_guy
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*raises hand* Mr. Guy? Should I first ask her if she has a boyfriend because I'm worried she does. Or should I ask if she is busy, or should I just pop the question? Half-Life_man
Ask her to hang out with you. She might hint that she has a boyfriend. If you want to ask her out, just pop the question secretly, and you'll find out. Girls talk in code, using gestures. For example, she might say she's alright, but there's a problem instead deep down inside. Anyways, she'll hint at it at you. If she doesn't, just say you had a lot of fun and that you should hang out more often or just plain out pop the question if all else fails.
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#29 fatzombiepigeon
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Did you change your sig?

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#30 Sunsha
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why!?!?! :cry:stebun
Your sig would also make her want to kill herself.
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#31 princemarth23
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Actually I'm always shy and nervous and girls don't care..I suppose your wise words don't always apply to the situation, although they might help someone, somewhere.
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thanks I guess
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#33 Half-Life_man
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A+ freakin advise.

I'm trying it.

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#34 the_foreign_guy
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Don't forget that a brew before the date helps calm the nerves.DJ_Lae
This man knows what he's talking about. But don't get drunk, just a small sip is good enough. To calm down the nerves, just take a deep breath and relax. Imagine like it was a regular night out with the guys, but don't get too comfortable. If you treat her too much like a guy, well then, she'd feel bad. :lol: If she starts making fun of you in a little way, she likes you. Some other signs are if she plays with her hair while looking at you, makes direct eye contact with you (that's why you should look at her eyes), and hits you. (not too hard :P)
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#35 stebun
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[QUOTE="stebun"]why!?!?! :cry:Sunsha
Your sig would also make her want to kill herself.

hmm... all girls but you seem to like it.... are you sure your all woman :P

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#36 the_foreign_guy
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[QUOTE="stebun"][QUOTE="AugmentDove"][QUOTE="stebun"]

what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

AugmentDove

You don't have enough emblems for that to work.

why!?!?! :cry:

First off, you're lacking any sexy emblems. If you're trying to impress someone, be sure to have the "Popular" emblem. That "Convivial" crap won't cut it. Plus, you'll need to have a "Game Conneisour"- or whatever it's called- emblem as well, to show off you're good tastes. There are others as well.

Plus, you have to be a high level and have a lot of posts. If you're a mod or even an admin, skip these steps and go back to your house with her right away.
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#38 the_foreign_guy
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[QUOTE="-Karayan-"]I was real nervous when I talked to this girl, and I threw up, but she liked it. What should I do?

Give her some more. Some girls have weird fetishes. :oops:

Did you change your sig?

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I did so in the beginning of December. I will change back after Christmas ends.
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you forgot about the dlapping, girls only respect men who slap them
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#40 Account_27
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ALSO WEAR AXE. That stuff smells goooood.Half-Life_man
I refuse to buy the product of a company who uses the most pathetic advertisement attempts ever.
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#41 stebun
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[QUOTE="AugmentDove"][QUOTE="stebun"][QUOTE="AugmentDove"][QUOTE="stebun"]

what if i show her my gamespot profile, will that her all hot for me and take me right there?

the_foreign_guy

You don't have enough emblems for that to work.

why!?!?! :cry:

First off, you're lacking any sexy emblems. If you're trying to impress someone, be sure to have the "Popular" emblem. That "Convivial" crap won't cut it. Plus, you'll need to have a "Game Conneisour"- or whatever it's called- emblem as well, to show off you're good tastes. There are others as well.

Plus, you have to be a high level and have a lot of posts. If you're a mod or even an admin, skip these steps and go back to your house with her right away.

but im lvl 23, and have a pretty high post count

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It's official. You own teh intrawebs.
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you forgot about the dlapping, girls only respect men who slap themDrummerJon
I'd slap a girl...but not on the face.;)
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[QUOTE="videogamer456"]Mr. Foreign Guy, when is it appropriate to ask the girl if she is into love through the backdoor? First date, second date?
Conanfan1
That should require no dates. :oops:

Nice. *grabs notepad and scribbles that down*

My next question would be, are you into that sort of thing? ;)
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You're pretty much the smartest guy ever.  :P
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#46 PenguinPaladin
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what if girls don't like you?
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#47 krunkmastax
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[QUOTE="Half-Life_man"]ALSO WEAR AXE. That stuff smells goooood.GMAN32X

Be careful with that though. Too much Axe can backfire.

Lol this is so true. One of my friends told me she HATES Axe.
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#48 krunkmastax
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Mr Foreign Guy..you own..nice thread man.
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#49 the_foreign_guy
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what if girls don't like you?PenguinPaladin
No problem. Just move on.
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#50 princemarth23
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[QUOTE="GMAN32X"]

[QUOTE="Half-Life_man"]ALSO WEAR AXE. That stuff smells goooood.KrunkMastaX

Be careful with that though. Too much Axe can backfire.

Lol this is so true. One of my friends told me she HATES Axe.

Axe is horrible..i gives most people headaches..including me.