August's first issure of Rolling Stone just came to my house. The Jonas Brothers are on the cover. Does this piss anyone else off? Rolling Stone is a magazine about sex, drugs and rock n roll. What are they doing on the cover? This is ridiculous.
In their interview thay say "We want people to see us as a real band, not just a Disney band" or something to that effect. The problem is, they are just a Disney band. If they want me to think of them as a real rock n roll band deserving of the cover shot they need to do at least one of the following:
1. Make some good music
2. Trash some hotel rooms
3. (All three of them)Knock up fellow Disney star Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, whatever she's calling herself now.
3a. Get in a drunken public fist fight with her dad.
3b. Liquor up their baby, because theres nothing more reckless than harming children.
4. Lose a member to a bar fight.
5. Break up, get back together, and rotate members until theyre all replaced by Slash, John Paul Jones, Mitch Mitchel, Roky Erickson and Steven Tyler.
5b. Change the name to Bobby Boils and the Puss Eaters.
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