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#1 bebopoutlaw3gun
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August's first issure of Rolling Stone just came to my house. The Jonas Brothers are on the cover. Does this piss anyone else off? Rolling Stone is a magazine about sex, drugs and rock n roll. What are they doing on the cover? This is ridiculous.

In their interview thay say "We want people to see us as a real band, not just a Disney band" or something to that effect. The problem is, they are just a Disney band. If they want me to think of them as a real rock n roll band deserving of the cover shot they need to do at least one of the following:

1. Make some good music
2. Trash some hotel rooms
3. (All three of them)Knock up fellow Disney star Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, whatever she's calling herself now.
3a. Get in a drunken public fist fight with her dad.
3b. Liquor up their baby, because theres nothing more reckless than harming children.
4. Lose a member to a bar fight.
5. Break up, get back together, and rotate members until theyre all replaced by Slash, John Paul Jones, Mitch Mitchel, Roky Erickson and Steven Tyler.
5b. Change the name to Bobby Boils and the Puss Eaters.

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#2 ferrari2001
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Yea they are a terrible band. The even tried to copy a beatles song and butchered it. They really need to get better?? I mean they've been playing for what a few years, they only have their fame because of disney and in a few years they will fall off the map and no one will know about them. They don't deserve a cover on anything more than disney or nick magazines.
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#3 ishoturface
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the jonas bros and miley cyrus are very overrated. for one they cant sing. second of all, little kids are being brain washed by them. and finally They cant sing (oh wait i already said that..)
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#4 LJS9502_basic
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Rolling Stone isn't that great anyway.
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#5 Tauruslink
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You are overracting. Get over it.
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#6 tzar3
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They should play in some secret underground black metal gig in Norway were maybe the Jonas Brothers will be killed and sacrificed for Satan and Norse Pagan Gods.

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#7 Oleg_Huzwog
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Didn't they put Tom Brady's girlfriend on the cover? At least the Jonas Brothers actually have something to do with music.
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#9 Vyse_The_Daring
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I don't follow the Rolling Stone much, but it would be cool if they used their magazine cover stories to promote talented, lesser-known bands rather than write about crappy, popular groups. It's not like the Jonas Brothers need the publicity. After a while there might actually be some half-decent mainstream music.
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#10 jim_shorts
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Reminds me of that other teenage boy band back in the early nineties that I don't remember the name of. They faded out, and so will these talentless people. Give it time.
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#12 Boba_Fett_3710
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Since when has Rolling Stone Magazine ever been hardcore? Rolling Stone is full of teenybop gossip anyways. It's like Cosmo for people who think they are in tune with the music scene.
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#13 Andrew_Xavier
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Rolling Stone is a pop magazine anyways, the only rock they put on cover are extremely popular rock bands, I don't see why people are complaining, it's not like some underground ebm indie is putting a pop band on cover.
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#14 Jaks_Secret
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God, I love those guys! I have both their albums (Collector's Editions!) and subcribe to their podcast and website.
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Rolling Stone is a joke now, they deserve each other.
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#16 ishoturface
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God, I love those guys! I have both their albums (Collector's Editions!) and subcribe to their podcast and website. Jaks_Secret
im hoping ur a girl or are too young to understand how bad the jonas bros suk
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#17 socked_feet
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Wtf? they're not even talented. Luckily they're not nearly as big a deal in Canada as they are in the states. Or so it seems. They don't play their songs on the radio and I'd never even heard of them until they were in Seventeen magazine and i was like, who the hell ARE those people?
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[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]God, I love those guys! I have both their albums (Collector's Editions!) and subcribe to their podcast and website. ishoturface
im hoping ur a girl or are too young to understand how bad the jonas bros suk

Sarcasm is a wonderful brand of humor.
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#19 LJS9502_basic
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Wtf? they're not even talented. Luckily they're not nearly as big a deal in Canada as they are in the states. Or so it seems. They don't play their songs on the radio and I'd never even heard of them until they were in Seventeen magazine and i was like, who the hell ARE those people? socked_feet
They aren't played on the radio here.:|
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[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]God, I love those guys! I have both their albums (Collector's Editions!) and subcribe to their podcast and website. ishoturface
im hoping ur a girl or are too young to understand how bad the jonas bros suk

Now why would I be one of either of those? Why can't I express my love of the Jonas Brothers?

By the way, have any of you seen their new music video? It's, like, totally awesome! I love them so much!

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#21 Oleg_Huzwog
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im hoping ur a girl or are too young to understand how bad the jonas bros sukishoturface

Aren't you like... 14? Clearly, YOU are too young to understand how much they ROCK!

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#22 Adonymous
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I want to stab them and that miley cyrus in the neck...for great justice.
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[QUOTE="socked_feet"]Wtf? they're not even talented. Luckily they're not nearly as big a deal in Canada as they are in the states. Or so it seems. They don't play their songs on the radio and I'd never even heard of them until they were in Seventeen magazine and i was like, who the hell ARE those people? LJS9502_basic
They aren't played on the radio here.:|

They are (if by here you mean the states). Locally, we have a radio station, that if you're on it, pretty much guaruntees that your music is terrible. Guess who's on it.
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They should play in some secret underground black metal gig in Norway were maybe the Jonas Brothers will be killed and sacrificed for Satan and Norse Pagan Gods.

tzar3

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#25 DanteSuikoden
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Everyone knows that they are going to fade out like that other crappy boy band Eminem made fun of. Bands only last so long on a fanbase of girls that are in denial of how bad the music sucks:P
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#26 Jaks_Secret
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[QUOTE="ishoturface"]im hoping ur a girl or are too young to understand how bad the jonas bros sukOleg_Huzwog

Aren't you like... 14? Clearly, YOU are too young to understand how much they ROCK!

And speaking of "rock", wasn't Camp Rock, like, the greatest movie EVAR? I Tivo'd it and watch it every day. I love hearing more of the JoBros!

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#27 battlefront23
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Everyone knows that they are going to fade out like that other crappy boy band Eminem made fun of. Bands only last so long on a fanbase of girls that are in denial of how bad the music sucks:PDanteSuikoden

Imagine if they shaved their heads. >_>

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#28 NearTheEnd
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Rolling Stone has always been a joke, hating the jonas brothers is pretty much like hating george bush, plus everything you listen to is pretty much the same as the jonas brothers, rock and roll sucks, ect ect ect.
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Reminds me of that other teenage boy band back in the early nineties that I don't remember the name of. They faded out, and so will these talentless people. Give it time.jim_shorts

Hanson?

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#30 Adonymous
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[QUOTE="jim_shorts"]Reminds me of that other teenage boy band back in the early nineties that I don't remember the name of. They faded out, and so will these talentless people. Give it time.Mercury_May2112

Hanson?

BackstreetBoys?

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#31 alwayspureblood
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[QUOTE="jim_shorts"]Reminds me of that other teenage boy band back in the early nineties that I don't remember the name of. They faded out, and so will these talentless people. Give it time.Mercury_May2112

Hanson?

BINGO!

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#32 Hungry_bunny
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Who cares, it's not the end of the world. And the over-hyping of that band alone makes them worthy of a place on the cover. Kinda like Paris...
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[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]You are overracting. Get over it.TheTownIdiot

excuse me you ****ing ****et?

jonas brothers have no place in rolling stones or to be considered a rock and roll band

only a retard would consider then anything else then a pop band

please go listen to some more naruto amvs

Like it or not, they are one of the most popular music acts at the moment. So that in itself makes them at least somewhat deserve it. And besides, a few years back Britney Spears made the cover. So have many people I disagree with.

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I was just reading about them and they do seem pretty damn lame. Their music really isn't good either.
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#35 Oleg_Huzwog
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Hanson?Mercury_May2112

Mmmm BOP! Those Hanson chicks were fine.

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#36 krazykillaz
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[QUOTE="jim_shorts"]Reminds me of that other teenage boy band back in the early nineties that I don't remember the name of. They faded out, and so will these talentless people. Give it time.Mercury_May2112

Hanson?

That's exactly who they're like.
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#37 krazykillaz
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[QUOTE="Mercury_May2112"]Hanson?Oleg_Huzwog

Mmmm BOP! Those Hanson chicks were fine.

Taylor Hanson is a dude.
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#38 battlefront23
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[QUOTE="TheTownIdiot"]

[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]You are overracting. Get over it.kerrman

excuse me you ****ing ****et?

jonas brothers have no place in rolling stones or to be considered a rock and roll band

only a retard would consider then anything else then a pop band

please go listen to some more naruto amvs

Like it or not, they are one of the most popular music acts at the moment. So that in itself makes them at least somewhat deserve it. And besides, a few years back Britney Spears made the cover. So have many people I disagree with.

Getting on the Rolling Stones cover is more about how popular you are, rather then how talented you are.

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#39 Oleg_Huzwog
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Taylor Hanson is a dude.krazykillaz

Haha! Tried to pull one over ol' Huzwog, eh? But... but... that's impossible! Oh gaw... I've got these magazines! Oh GAWD!

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#40 Tauruslink
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[QUOTE="Tauruslink"]You are overracting. Get over it.TheTownIdiot

excuse me you ****ing ****et?

jonas brothers have no place in rolling stones or to be considered a rock and roll band

only a retard would consider then anything else then a pop band

please go listen to some more naruto amvs

At least I'm not freaking out about some cover. Thats all it is. And like someone else pointed out, they are one of the most popular bands right now, like it or not. Your opinion is not > everyone elses. So get a life and stop complaining about a picture in a magazine.

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#41 Berzz
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Haha oh my God Roky Erickson in Jonas Brothers that would be insane.
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#42 KOTORkicker
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August's first issure of Rolling Stone just came to my house. The Jonas Brothers are on the cover. Does this piss anyone else off? Rolling Stone is a magazine about sex, drugs and rock n roll. What are they doing on the cover? This is ridiculous.

In their interview thay say "We want people to see us as a real band, not just a Disney band" or something to that effect. The problem is, they are just a Disney band. If they want me to think of them as a real rock n roll band deserving of the cover shot they need to do at least one of the following:

1. Make some good music
2. Trash some hotel rooms
3. (All three of them)Knock up fellow Disney star Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, whatever she's calling herself now.
3a. Get in a drunken public fist fight with her dad.
3b. Liquor up their baby, because theres nothing more reckless than harming children.
4. Lose a member to a bar fight.
5. Break up, get back together, and rotate members until theyre all replaced by Slash, John Paul Jones, Mitch Mitchel, Roky Erickson and Steven Tyler.
5b. Change the name to Bobby Boils and the Puss Eaters.

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#43 PanPizza15
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It could be worse. Really, it can be a million times worse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxjgHZjOsXU&feature=user

Now I love to hate on things. I made a few hate videos of these kids. There's a bigger ratio of people who hate them than like them. I have a bunch of little 12 year olds saying, "Jonas Bros is Better" They are some sort of rivals or something. At least Jonas Brothers a can sing.

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#44 K0PaSk4
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Rolling Stone isn't that great anyway.LJS9502_basic
Yeah totally! I found this hardly surprising. "Rolling Stones" mags has lost most of it's credibility awhile ago in my view. I'd go for "Paste" magazine or "Under the Radar" for music preference.
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#45 Blu_Falcon37
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I lol'd at 3 & 4 :P
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#46 Saturos3091
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They should play in some secret underground black metal gig in Norway were maybe the Jonas Brothers will be killed and sacrificed for Satan and Norse Pagan Gods.

tzar3


Who does the sacrificing? Ghaal, Abbath, or (Zombie) Dead? :lol:
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#47 Berzz
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Who does the sacrificing? Ghaal, Abbath, or (Zombie) Dead? :lol:Saturos3091

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#48 Saturos3091
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[QUOTE="Saturos3091"]

Who does the sacrificing? Ghaal, Abbath, or (Zombie) Dead? :lol:Berzz

Varg



I'm guessing the gig won't be held underground but in a remote heathen-turned-christian church that will soon be burnt to the ground.

Is he even on parole yet?
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#49 Berzz
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[QUOTE="Berzz"][QUOTE="Saturos3091"]

Who does the sacrificing? Ghaal, Abbath, or (Zombie) Dead? :lol:Saturos3091

Varg



I'm guessing the gig won't be held underground but in a remote heathen-turned-christian church that will soon be burnt to the ground.

Is he even on parole yet?

I think he was denied parole this year.
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#50 yayyfood
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Like someone said earlier, they are a fad, and they will fade out eventually. unfortunately for everyone else though, that time wont come quick enough.