The Greatest Lies of All Time!

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#1 Lto_thaG
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This one's copypaste but heck,post some more lies you know :P.You'll get the idea.


I love you.
This won't hurt a bit.
The cheque's in the mail.
I was just going to call you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
We have a really challenging assignment for you.
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

Just for the fun of it.
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#2 the_foreign_guy
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The cake is delicious and moist.
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#3 Lto_thaG
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The cake is delicious and moist.the_foreign_guy
How could I forget :(
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#4 Lotus-Edge
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You can trust me.
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#5 jachichorro
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Armstrong set foot on the moon.
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#6 dark_orb
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In b4 somebody brings religion into this thread.
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#7 TSNAKE617
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The cake.
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#8 -Jiggles-
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But the princess is in another castle...
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#9 jachichorro
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The cake is a lie.TSNAKE617
The cake is indeed a lie, so that would not be a lie.
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#10 SpaceMoose
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No, officer, I have no idea who that person is.
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#11 Cherokee_Jack
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"Santa doesn't exist."
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#12 PowerSerj
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The Easter Bunny doesn't exist
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#13 XDeSuEhTX
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Ten easy payments of $99.99
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#14 jachichorro
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The boogeyman doesn't exist :(
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#15 TSNAKE617
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[QUOTE="TSNAKE617"]The cake is a lie.jachichorro
The cake is indeed a lie, so that would not be a lie.


I was editing my message right when you said this.
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#16 hell_blazer899
Member since 2006 • 1907 Posts
No...I never cheated. Belive me. Honest to god. *looks at the used condom* awwww crap.
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#17 jachichorro
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[QUOTE="jachichorro"][QUOTE="TSNAKE617"]The cake is a lie.TSNAKE617
The cake is indeed a lie, so that would not be a lie.


I was editing my message right when you said this.

I see... Sorry for that.
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#18 SpaceMoose
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Congratulations! You just one the lottery that you've never played for a country you don't live in!
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#19 CleanPlayer
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OJ Simpson is innocent
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#20 TSNAKE617
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2012 will be the end of the world.
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#21 TSNAKE617
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This is one offer you can't refuse.
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#22 gamah_killah
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I have never lied in my life.
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#23 SlorgieNel
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"You are the lucky person that has been chosen to win this weekend getaway"
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#24 Cherokee_Jack
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"Congratulations! You have been selected to receive a free Nintendo Wii!"
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#25 battousai188
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OJ Simpson "I didn't do it"
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#26 VacantPsalm
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This one's copypaste but heck,post some more lies you know :P.You'll get the idea.


I love you.
This won't hurt a bit.
The cheque's in the mail.
I was just going to call you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
We have a really challenging assignment for you.
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

Just for the fun of it.
Lto_thaG
I find it confusing that your sig seams so American and yet you spelled check with a "qu".:?
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#27 chessmaster1989
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"I am not a crook." -Richard Nixon
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#28 Lto_thaG
Member since 2006 • 22611 Posts
[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]This one's copypaste but heck,post some more lies you know :P.You'll get the idea.


I love you.
This won't hurt a bit.
The cheque's in the mail.
I was just going to call you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
We have a really challenging assignment for you.
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

Just for the fun of it.
VacantPsalm
I find it confusing that your sig seams so American and yet you spelled check with a "qu".:?

I just like the fact that obama has won.I'm belgian. Like I said its copypaste.I didn't type that.
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#29 VacantPsalm
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]I find it confusing that your sig seams so American and yet you spelled check with a "qu".:?Lto_thaG
I just like the fact that obama has won.I'm belgian. Like I said its copypaste.I didn't type that.

Lawl, totally forgot about the copy paste thing.:lol:
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#30 kemar7856
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u just won 10 million dollers please send 49.95 to this address to claim or please give us your account number and pin so we can transfer the funds :lol:
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#31 wrfade82
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inb4 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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#32 D-Throne
Member since 2008 • 92 Posts

It's not you, it's me.

You're so cute!!! xD

LOL

ROFL

LMAO

LMFAO

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#33 jachichorro
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It wasn't me.
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#34 LikeHaterade
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]"I am not a crook." -Richard Nixon

Ahhhh ya beat me too it. :P
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#35 rockguy92
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I did not inhale.
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#36 htotheo
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The moon landing everybody must know the truth damn it!
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#37 7guns
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Lara Croft Is actually Obama's first wife.
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#38 DJCUEBALL
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Would I lie to you?
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#39 freshgman
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"it wasnt me in the video" -rkelly
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#40 Big_Bad_Sad
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There are more sweets in my van

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#41 kingdre
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Animals are people too. :|
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#42 empurer
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There are more sweets in my van

Big_Bad_Sad

That's my personal favourite.

It gets them every time.

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#43 aliblabla2007
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God exists. ;)
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#44 The_AI
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"Barack Obama will be a good president"
"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
"I don't mean to be offensive, but"
"I love you more than anything in the world."

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#45 clembo1990
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Muhammed did not marry a 9 year old girl. Jesus did not have a Raptor's head. Gay marriage is against God.
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#46 Bourbons3
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Read my lips, no new taxes.
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#47 Bazfrag
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Micheal Jackson is NOT a Paedo..

Its perfectly innocent to share your bed with minors, esp if your rich.

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#48 CBR600-RR
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God is real!!
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#49 KG86
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"No, I'm not drunk officer."
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#50 Yaoi-Mikey
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"Jesus loves you"

"God is real"