Superman, worst disguise ever.

Seriously. Batman has the cape and suit, and spider man has the...suit. But what is with Superman's disguise. He just wears glasses! Lois Lane must be the most mentally challenged person ever no to see who superman is. Seriously!

"Haha im superman, but when I put on my glasses, im clark kent! Nobody can see through my disguise! Nobody!"

Ether metropolis must be a city of gullible fools people, or else superman must himself be genuinely a fool.

No wonder he was killed.

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PS: Remember that family guy episode when peter goes to hell and he meets superman, and asks him what hes doing there, and superman says "Eh i killed a hooker, she made a wise crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I broke her in two."

Thats a good point... i never thought about thatbungie091

when i was about 6 or 7 i discussed that with my friend i always new why it would phail in my heart :(

Seriously. Batman has the cape and suit, and spider man has the...suit. But what is with Superman's disguise. He just wears glasses! Lois Lane must be the most mentally challenged person ever no to see who superman is. Seriously!

"Haha im superman, but when I put on my glasses, im clark kent! Nobody can see through my disguise! Nobody!"

Ether metropolis must be a city of retarded people, or else superman must himself be genuinely retarted.

No wonder he was killed.

Discuss

PS: Remember that family guy episode when peter goes to hell and he meets superman, and asks him what hes doing there, and superman says "Eh i killed a hooker, she made a wise crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I broke her in two."

dzaric

Huzzah?

You see the glasses just totally disguise him. It's like totally different. How can you say that?

[spoiler] I kid [/spoiler]

Ether metropolis must be a city of retarded people, or else superman must himself be genuinely retarted.dzaric

Oooo, you're gonna get in trouble.

It's like this episode of Arrested Devlopment where a private detective has a fake nose that is THE SAME SIZE as his actual nose and nobody recognises him :STheIndianGamer

Whats awesome is the fact your bringing up the blatiently obvious about comic wherea man sends his only son to be the savior of earth..It's part of what makes the Superman mythos so unique. He is the most unrealistic unrelatable superhero ever created...which is why he is freakin superman...The more unbelieveable the story line...the better.

Actually, this is:

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

The more unbelieveable the story line...the better.Legacyoftain

Like spinning the Earth in reverse to turn back time? :lol:

It was a pretty dumb disguise....

[QUOTE="Legacyoftain"]The more unbelieveable the story line...the better.Grouchu

Like spinning the Earth in reverse to turn back time? :lol:

Stop, stop, stop! He doesn't just remove the glasses, he slicks back his hair :P Seriously though, I have been asking the same question for years. He changes clothes, removes glasses and puts gel in his hair and suddenly nobody knows who he is. I don't think we are meant to think about this kind of thing though. :wink:

I have always thought it was so stupid myself.

Stop, stop, stop! He doesn't just remove the glasses, he slicks back his hair :P Seriously though, I have been asking the same question for years. He changes clothes, removes glasses and puts gel in his hair and suddenly nobody knows who he is. I don't think we are meant to think about this kind of thing though. :wink:

Caddy06_88

Lord Baller.

Your sig...

Ewww.

Superman is too overpowered....

Batman is cooler...he doesn't need to smash down a door just to walk into a building full or terrorists...

Superman is too overpowered....

Batman is cooler...he doesn't need to smash down a door just to walk into a building full or terrorists...

StarFox-Elite

IMO

batman ISNT even a super hero.. WHAT POWERS does he have.. exactly..

batman sucks....

Superman is such a lame hero.Franken_Berry

And he changes in a phonebooth while EVERYONE can see...fool.funnymario

He should buy one of those fake moustaches and adopt a fancy accent. That way he would really through people off. . . . . sonicare

See, even THAT idea is a better one than just glasses.

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/15.htmlqetuo6

HA!

The creators of superman explained that one of his powers is he is able to make people see him differently then how he actually looks. Therefore people cannot tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

P.S. that joke in fmaily guy was awesome :)

[QUOTE="StarFox-Elite"]

Superman is too overpowered....

Batman is cooler...he doesn't need to smash down a door just to walk into a building full or terrorists...

Ray2259

IMO

batman ISNT even a super hero.. WHAT POWERS does he have.. exactly..

batman sucks....

He still fights crime doesn't he? Fearless, strong for a human, actually wants to fight crime despite it being bad for his health...

Still, thats a pretty good point to take into account, he doesn't have anything that your perfectly healthy average human couldn't do or train to do...

Well, in the superman movie's Lois figures it out soon after she meets him for the first time.

The creators of superman explained that one of his powers is he is able to make people see him differently then how he actually looks. Therefore people cannot tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

P.S. that joke in fmaily guy was awesome :)

arab_prince

Sounds like a really bad excuse.

[QUOTE="arab_prince"]

The creators of superman explained that one of his powers is he is able to make people see him differently then how he actually looks. Therefore people cannot tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

P.S. that joke in fmaily guy was awesome :)

Guiltfeeder566

Sounds like a really bad excuse.

Agreed. They probably forgot about that when they made him, so they made it up later on.

[QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"][QUOTE="arab_prince"]

The creators of superman explained that one of his powers is he is able to make people see him differently then how he actually looks. Therefore people cannot tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

P.S. that joke in fmaily guy was awesome :)

arab_prince

Sounds like a really bad excuse.

Agreed. They probably forgot about that when they made him, so they made it up later on.

Actually back in the day he had every power imaginable and that was one of them.

However people keep in mind he was made in the 30's reporters dressed a lot differently then than they do now, hats and trechcoats cover up quite a bit.

[QUOTE="arab_prince"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"][QUOTE="arab_prince"]

The creators of superman explained that one of his powers is he is able to make people see him differently then how he actually looks. Therefore people cannot tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

P.S. that joke in fmaily guy was awesome :)

Apollo5000

Sounds like a really bad excuse.

Agreed. They probably forgot about that when they made him, so they made it up later on.

Actually back in the day he had every power imaginable and that was one of them.

However people keep in mind he was made in the 30's reporters dressed a lot differently then than they do now, hats and trechcoats cover up quite a bit.

Well back in the day he couldnt actually fly, in the beginning he could only leap over buildings.

And I dont care how huge the trench coats are, they dont cover up the face.