Sliced bread: is it really the best?

Knives predate sliced bread.

You can trust me. I'm a bread scientist.

Bio_Spark

Bread scientist? Pffft. Come back to me when you get your PhD in Breadology.

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Knives predate sliced bread.

You can trust me. I'm a bread scientist.

Bio_Spark

Bread scientist? Pffft. Come back to me when you get your PhD in Breadology.

I'm working on it. I'm busy writing my dissertation on Wheat and doing intern work for the respected Dr. Breadenfluffer.

Our work will change the world.

You can't go past sliced bread, they already did.

Can you imagine a world without sliced bread?

"Let's make a sandwich"
"How do you do that?"
"Get two slices of bread and.... Oh. Oh no! GOD NO!"

*Flash forward 2 weeks with 80% of Earth's population dead from starvation*

Can you imagine a world without sliced bread?

"Let's make a sandwich"
"How do you do that?"
"Get two slices of bread and.... Oh. Oh no! GOD NO!"

*Flash forward 2 weeks with 80% of Earth's population dead from starvation*

DigitalExile

You bake the meat, cheese, vegetables, and condiments (what the hell is peanut butter? A sauce? A condiment?) into the bread. That way, you have a bigger sammich.

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Can you imagine a world without sliced bread?

"Let's make a sandwich"
"How do you do that?"
"Get two slices of bread and.... Oh. Oh no! GOD NO!"

*Flash forward 2 weeks with 80% of Earth's population dead from starvation*

Video_Game_King

You bake the meat, cheese, vegetables, and condiments (what the hell is peanut butter? A sauce? A condiment?) into the bread. That way, you have a bigger sammich.

I wonder if there is a way to un-slice bread?KG86

I wonder if there is a way to un-slice bread?KG86

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Can you imagine a world without sliced bread?

"Let's make a sandwich"
"How do you do that?"
"Get two slices of bread and.... Oh. Oh no! GOD NO!"

*Flash forward 2 weeks with 80% of Earth's population dead from starvation*

DigitalExile

You bake the meat, cheese, vegetables, and condiments (what the hell is peanut butter? A sauce? A condiment?) into the bread. That way, you have a bigger sammich.

No, flavored bread is all of it. This variant is just the insides. Imagine if you stuffed a suitcase full of all the stuff I mentioned before. And the suitcase was made of bread.

I believe you have gone off the deep end here TC and I dont really know what to prescribe for you other than therapy but considering how much I love prescribing drugs for the crazy I dont feel as if what I'm offering is adequateSerraph105

The deep end of what? And no, I haven't gone off the deep end. I'm just the only person on OT who ever does any damn research. What do the rest of you guys do with your time?

[QUOTE="Serraph105"]I believe you have gone off the deep end here TC and I dont really know what to prescribe for you other than therapy but considering how much I love prescribing drugs for the crazy I dont feel as if what I'm offering is adequateVideo_Game_King

The deep end of what? And no, I haven't gone off the deep end. I'm just the only person on OT who ever does any damn research. What do the rest of you guys do with your time?

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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]I believe you have gone off the deep end here TC and I dont really know what to prescribe for you other than therapy but considering how much I love prescribing drugs for the crazy I dont feel as if what I'm offering is adequateSerraph105

The deep end of what? And no, I haven't gone off the deep end. I'm just the only person on OT who ever does any damn research. What do the rest of you guys do with your time?

You know that I don't believe liars.

.Bio_Spark

:o It's brilliant! Now I won't have to worry about vampires sneaking into my house and eating my sandwichs when my back is turned!

[QUOTE="Bio_Spark"].Video_Game_King

:o It's brilliant! Now I won't have to worry about vampires sneaking into my house and eating my sandwichs when my back is turned!

Knives predate sliced bread.

You can trust me. I'm a bread scientist.

Bio_Spark

You know what's better than sliced bread?

[spoiler] Bread with hot sizzling butter....yum! [/spoiler]

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[QUOTE="Bio_Spark"].Serraph105

:o It's brilliant! Now I won't have to worry about vampires sneaking into my house and eating my sandwichs when my back is turned!

Garlic is known to ward off vampires.

Best. thread. ever.m3ss

Better than sliced bread?

I saw a special on the History channel about food on Thanksgiving. They said that sliced bread is what caused the sandwich to become so popular in American culture. If you think about it, we really wouldn't have the foods we enjoy today without the invention of pre-sliced bread.Boba_Fett_3710

Pfft, we all know the History Channel is in the hands of Big Bread :P.

Slice bread is great, but it's not the best thing ever.-Katsuri-

You bake the meat, cheese, vegetables, and condiments (what the hell is peanut butter? A sauce? A condiment?) into the bread. That way, you have a bigger sammich.

Video_Game_King

[QUOTE="-Katsuri-"]Slice bread is great, but it's not the best thing ever.Jandurin

[QUOTE="-Katsuri-"]Slice bread is great, but it's not the best thing ever.Jandurin

Yes, to those. They are far better.

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="-Katsuri-"]Slice bread is great, but it's not the best thing ever.Video_Game_King

Yes, to those. They are far better.

I think we've all heard the phrase, "the greatest thing since sliced bread", and we all know that it means that sliced bread is one of, if not the best thing ever. But think about it? Is it really? Before sliced bread, you had the bread loaf. This was a lot easier to carry and eat than sliced bread. But after sliced bread came, you had to keep track of tons of individual slices. Not that convinient. And this brings up another point: the count. With a bread loaf, you knew how much bread you had: you had one bread. But how many slices of bread do you have now? Nobody knows. Never. And speaking of slices, how do we slice bread? That's right, knives. That means we didn't have knives or anything like that before sliced bread, meaning it was a lot harder to kill somebody. Can sliced bread really be that good if it allowed people to murder each other much more easily? Yes, I'm saying that sliced bread kills people. Remember that when you're eating a sandwich. Or toast.Video_Game_King