Simulation: You're white and your wife gives birth to a black baby?

What do you do?

I have no idea personally. Tell her about my other children. Divorce.

Crap beatin.

Its just a bad situation

I can only imagine the conversation you had with yourself to make this topic.

Then what do you do when the DNA test shows the baby is yours?

wait! so only IM white...

so... she could be black. it would be normal.

Depends.

If she's rich, divorce her and take half her money.

If she isn't, meh, married her, might as well stick with her...

wut?

It's a miracle! I love you, honey.SolidSnake35

your wife would be like, lol cool, and go off the next night with jamaal.

43959 posts, wow do you have any life at all.

That's one of those times where no words are necessary. Just turn around and walk the hell out of there, and go get a divorce lawyer.cell_dweller

few good to see the mods are allowing this.

wait! so only IM white...

so... she could be black. it would be normal.

PeterPerson

If my wife was black, and we had twins, then I wouldn't care.IgNIght

you guys need to be quiet

few good to see the mods are allowing this.

RRODfails360lol

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]It's a miracle! I love you, honey.RRODfails360lol

your wife would be like, lol cool, and go off the next night with jamaal.

43959 posts, wow do you have any life at all.

I'm surprised nobody has posted "Throw it away, nobody'll care" yet...

I guess the internet is SLIGHTLY more sensitive than I thought...

If my wife was black I wouldn't care.

If she was white I'd run.

well im black in my pants soooo....:Pjk

well im black in my pants soooo....:Pjk

kevgreg

[QUOTE="RRODfails360lol"]

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]It's a miracle! I love you, honey.SolidSnake35

your wife would be like, lol cool, and go off the next night with jamaal.

43959 posts, wow do you have any life at all.

ehh keep telling yourself that.

about both things btw.

take a blood test, who know's maybe we have some black ancestors or something :P

I'd kill her:|Trelaf_TheWise

sensible enough

[QUOTE="kevgreg"]

well im black in my pants soooo....:Pjk

cell_dweller

/sarcasm

sry i couldnt resist, it just fit so well in this topic

Guys wait ...I read a story once that a white couple had a black child . Turns out that the woman's grandma was black yet the womans mother was white (do you get it ?)AtrumRegina

lies, i bet they never did a dna test, and the woman was just lying.

"Once u go black u never go back":lol:MgamerBD

Once you go white a trailer is in sight?

Just kidding.

I'm white :)

go on maury of courseNaiKoN9293

lol that was sooo funny, that guy was so oblivious

[QUOTE="AtrumRegina"]Guys wait ...I read a story once that a white couple had a black child . Turns out that the woman's grandma was black yet the womans mother was white (do you get it ?)RRODfails360lol

lies, i bet they never did a dna test, and the woman was just lying.

the woman didn't know :P and they did a DNA test and it was their kid .

[QUOTE="RRODfails360lol"]

[QUOTE="AtrumRegina"]Guys wait ...I read a story once that a white couple had a black child . Turns out that the woman's grandma was black yet the womans mother was white (do you get it ?)AtrumRegina

lies, i bet they never did a dna test, and the woman was just lying.

the woman didn't know :P and they did a DNA test and it was their kid .

whatever you say.

ehh keep telling yourself thatRRODfails360lol

[QUOTE="PeterPerson"]

wait! so only IM white...

so... she could be black. it would be normal.

RRODfails360lol

If my wife was black, and we had twins, then I wouldn't care.IgNIght

you guys need to be quiet

It's a very reasonable and slightly comedic argument...

It's happened before.

wait! so only IM white...

so... she could be black. it would be normal.

PeterPerson

yeah it could. but this simulation is saying that you're both white and she gave birth to a black baby, so she could have had an affair with a black man. i would divorce