post your funny stories!!!!

post lots of funny stories!!!

ill start. [MAY BE OFFENSIVE]

one day, i was at my cousin's house.

there are 4 cousins: male1(9 yrs)

                             male2(8 yrs)

                             female1(7 yrs)

                             female2(6 yrs)            i will not tell you their names.

now. me and male1 were playing gamecube in the bedroom. female2 was watching us, and male2 and female1 went to another room. male2 and female1 didnt come back for a while. i asked male1 (who was playing with me) to go see what they were doing. he came back to tell me that male2 and female1 were inside the bed pulling each others pants off. male2 instructed that male1 to get toilet paper so he can stick it up female1's butt. i was like O_O, so i went to the room and pulled the blanket off fast to reveal them with their pants off when their father came home, male1 said he was going to tell on male2, so male2 just ran off to his mommy while male1 told my uncle. when male2 came back upstairs, he got a good'ol traditional beating from my uncle. man, those kids are wack O_O

now you guys post some!! ^_^ 

post lots of funny stories!!!

ill start. [MAY BE OFFENSIVE]

one day, i was at my cousin's house.

there are 4 cousins: male1(9 yrs)

male2(8 yrs)

female1(7 yrs)

female2(6 yrs) i will not tell you their names.

now. me and male1 were playing gamecube in the bedroom. female2 was watching us, and male2 and female1 went to another room. male2 and female1 didnt come back for a while. i asked male1 (who was playing with me) to go see what they were doing. he came back to tell me that male2 and female1 were inside the bed pulling each others pants off. male2 instructed that male1 to get toilet paper so he can stick it up female1's butt. i was like O_O, so i went to the room and pulled the blanket off fast to reveal them with their pants off when their father came home, male1 said he was going to tell on male2, so male2 just ran off to his mommy while male1 told my uncle. when male2 came back upstairs, he got a good'ol traditional beating from my uncle. man, those kids are wack O_O

now you guys post some!! ^_^

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yes i know.......they are weirdblue_phazon

i bet you were male 2...or female 1.

I don't know if this can be considered funny...but whatever.

I am now 18...but when I was 17, my mom had given me 2 credit cards - just in case- 

Well, it a friday morning, no school, I was in a good mood after reading Twilight by Stephenie Meyer..or rather finishing it. I was thinking about ordering the sequel...so I went for my waller to check how much money I had, even though I knew I had more than enough. After about an hour or so trying to find it - and i looked everywhere, at least what came to mind - I gave up hope. It was still too early for my mom to come back so I had to take action...my wallet contained 2 credit cards, my library card, school ID, program card, model's card, gamespot card, and some cash...

I knew how to cancel everything...after a VERY long time of talking and convincing the people on the other side of the phone that I lost the cards, I had done it. Same with the library card..ommitting the other cards.

Guess what happened next? My mom came home...I told her what happened, and then...well..she went to my room and took all of 2 minutes to find the wallet. It was under the sofa...which was the only place I didn't look under because I was sure it wouldn't fit. Well it did and I was pissed...seriously. I'm lucky enough that my mom didn't care since nothing really happened. 

I once ate a WHOLE apple:oaaaaarrrrggggg

I once ate a WHOLE apple:oaaaaarrrrggggg

male1, male2 female2 WHAT!!??!??!?!DarkCarnage92

LOL   it didn't make much sense.

A few weeks ago before Chemistry class, this skater dude asked to see my lab report, and he farted. Fin.skullkrusher13

LMAO! I don't know why this is so funny! My sides hurt.