My girlfriend gave me chlamydia.

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#1 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

I'm annoyed, my girlfriend gave me chlamydia.

#2 Posted by coltgames (2120 posts) -
woah
#3 Posted by bobaban (10560 posts) -
At least its curable.
#4 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Indeed, I need to beat her now.

#5 Posted by coltgames (2120 posts) -
At least its curable.bobaban
he is right could be worse
#6 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

At least its curable.bobaban

Yeah, I know. Haha. Fortunately we haven't been together long, so she didn't cheat on me. Still, I can't help feeling like I need spit on her now when I look at her.

#7 Posted by THE_DRUGGIE (24991 posts) -

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

#8 Posted by TheShadowLord07 (22236 posts) -

you should sue her

#9 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

#10 Posted by THE_DRUGGIE (24991 posts) -

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

SickStench

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

#11 Posted by SaudiFury (8707 posts) -

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

SickStench

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

man you are wrathful with your STD's....
#12 Posted by coltgames (2120 posts) -

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

haha wow
#13 Posted by ScottMescudi (1550 posts) -

Slap her with your diseased penis

#14 Posted by guildclaws (7907 posts) -

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

I got a better idea, pee in her toothbrush
#15 Posted by soulless4now (41382 posts) -

This is better suited for a blog...

#16 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

Congratulations.

[spoiler] penicillin is a godsend. [/spoiler]

#17 Posted by BranKetra (50227 posts) -
Godspeed.

you should sue her

TheShadowLord07
You can do that?
#18 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

I'm going to do something, not to my current girlfriend because if she gives it to me twice I'd like to hammer smash her vagina Though, I can pee on my ex girlfriends toothbrush. That seems arrangable. Or, I can have sex with her bare naked.

#19 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Godspeed. [QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

you should sue her

BranKetra

You can do that?

I'm with him.

#20 Posted by Blue-Sky (10348 posts) -

I've gotten that once in Philipines during a East Asia deployment.

Not a big deal. Most women who have it don't even know they do. symptoms are not always present unless you get bloodwork done regularly.

#21 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

On another note, I've been told I cannot make fun of her about it. She's "sensitive" to the situation. I think I should have the right to harrass her, and bleed this like a stuck pig. If in the event I've done something wrong, would it be feasible to say "Well, you gave me chlamydia" when I'm yelling at her years later for something irrelevant?

#22 Posted by SF_KiLLaMaN (6446 posts) -
This is obviously a joke thread.
#23 Posted by epicman129 (139 posts) -

Did she know she had it?

#24 Posted by THE_DRUGGIE (24991 posts) -

I'm going to do something, not to my current girlfriend because if she gives it to me twice I'd like to hammer smash her vagina Though, I can pee on my ex girlfriends toothbrush. That seems arrangable. Or, I can have sex with her bare naked.

SickStench

Have sex with her toothbrush.

#25 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

This is obviously a joke thread.SF_KiLLaMaN

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

#26 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Did she know she had it?

epicman129

She didn't, she got a routine pap and found out. She was devastated, but so is my crotch, which is more important than her "feelings".

#27 Posted by ScottMescudi (1550 posts) -

[QUOTE="SF_KiLLaMaN"]This is obviously a joke thread.SickStench

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

#28 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

This is obviously a joke thread.SF_KiLLaMaN

On another note, update your PC so you can enjoy that game coming out in your signature.

#29 Posted by mAArdman (1612 posts) -

Your username makes a lot more sense, now.

#30 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="SF_KiLLaMaN"]This is obviously a joke thread.ScottMescudi

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

#31 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Your username makes a lot more sense, now.

mAArdman

This is actually why she got the pap done, because she smelled.

#32 Posted by ScottMescudi (1550 posts) -

[QUOTE="ScottMescudi"]

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

SickStench

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

Damn so pain is not a problem for you. Balls of steel 8)
#33 Posted by rben21232 (568 posts) -

lick it and see what happens

EDIT: assuming you're flexible enough

#34 Posted by supa_badman (16666 posts) -

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

#35 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="ScottMescudi"]

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

ScottMescudi

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

Damn so pain is not a problem for you. Balls of steel 8)

Haha, well I actually have no symptoms. I just know I have it because we don't use condoms, and she has it. Meaning more than likely, unless I'm Magic Johnson then I have it.

#36 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

supa_badman

Should I be something else?

#37 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

SickStench

Should I be something else?

Happy you got laid?

#38 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

theone86

Should I be something else?

Happy you got laid?

I'll be happier when I can get laid without this STD.

#39 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

Should I be something else?

SickStench

Happy you got laid?

I'll be happier when I can get laid without this STD.

Eh, if it were herpes then I'd be right there with you, but this isn't going to break out at an inconvienent time or anything. Just get some anti-bacterial and you're good to go.

#40 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

The main thing I can say about this, is that it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

#41 Posted by Sandulf29 (14160 posts) -
So you asking us what to do next? maybe you can act like a nice BF and tell her straightforward. ...or you can give her some other STD like gonorrhea if you want payback :P
#42 Posted by mAArdman (1612 posts) -

it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

SickStench



Is that an improvement?

#43 Posted by THE_DRUGGIE (24991 posts) -

The main thing I can say about this, is that it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

SickStench

Then get in bed with the woman who gave you this and give her a good old-fashioned dutch oven.

#44 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

So you asking us what to do next? maybe you can act like a nice BF and tell her straightforward. ...or you can give her some other STD like gonorrhea if you want payback :PSandulf29

Well, logically you would think my next step would be to head to the clinic. I feel like I should have other plans, but I can't think of one perfect enough. I've already made her feel terrible about it by constantly joking about it, as I am here.

#45 Posted by bluetadomonk (449 posts) -
Men with signs or symptoms might have a discharge from their penis or a burning sensation when urinating. Men might also have burning and itching around the opening of the penis Pain and swelling in the testicles are uncommon. I'm sure you know already but ewwee thats just nasty, post some pics for us will ya
#46 Posted by SickStench (495 posts) -

Men with signs or symptoms might have a discharge from their penis or a burning sensation when urinating. Men might also have burning and itching around the opening of the penis Pain and swelling in the testicles are uncommon. I'm sure you know already but ewwee thats just nasty, post some pics for us will yabluetadomonk

I don't have any symptoms other than burning piss occassionally.

#47 Posted by Suzy_Q_Kazoo (9901 posts) -

Sucks bro.

#48 Posted by Sandulf29 (14160 posts) -

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]So you asking us what to do next? maybe you can act like a nice BF and tell her straightforward. ...or you can give her some other STD like gonorrhea if you want payback :PSickStench

Well, logically you would think my next step would be to head to the clinic. I feel like I should have other plans, but I can't think of one perfect enough. I've already made her feel terrible about it by constantly joking about it, as I am here.

Of course you will go to clinic first. Rest problem solved as you figured it out.

it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.SickStench

Is that why you named yourself SickStench

#49 Posted by edinsftw (4241 posts) -

Chlamydia isnt that bad :\ had it twice in college. What you really need to do is convince her that she needs to make it up to you and let you do anything in bed.

#50 Posted by Jagged3dge (3895 posts) -

Sucks bro.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

That's all that needs to be said...