My girlfriend gave me chlamydia.

I'm annoyed, my girlfriend gave me chlamydia.

Indeed, I need to beat her now.

At least its curable.bobaban

At least its curable.bobaban

Yeah, I know. Haha. Fortunately we haven't been together long, so she didn't cheat on me. Still, I can't help feeling like I need spit on her now when I look at her.

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

you should sue her

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

SickStench

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

SickStench

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

Slap her with your diseased penis

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

I'd look at my crotch and say how disappointed I am with my chlamydia.

That usually makes anything stop being annoying.

THE_DRUGGIE

I feel like I should give it to my ex girlfriend now. Is that considered terrorism? I have a biological weapon in my pants and I want to use it before I "Cure" it.

Rub your crotch on her toothbrush.

This is better suited for a blog...

Congratulations.

[spoiler] penicillin is a godsend. [/spoiler]

you should sue her

TheShadowLord07

I'm going to do something, not to my current girlfriend because if she gives it to me twice I'd like to hammer smash her vagina Though, I can pee on my ex girlfriends toothbrush. That seems arrangable. Or, I can have sex with her bare naked.

Godspeed. [QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

you should sue her

BranKetra

I'm with him.

I've gotten that once in Philipines during a East Asia deployment.

Not a big deal. Most women who have it don't even know they do. symptoms are not always present unless you get bloodwork done regularly.

On another note, I've been told I cannot make fun of her about it. She's "sensitive" to the situation. I think I should have the right to harrass her, and bleed this like a stuck pig. If in the event I've done something wrong, would it be feasible to say "Well, you gave me chlamydia" when I'm yelling at her years later for something irrelevant?

Did she know she had it?

I'm going to do something, not to my current girlfriend because if she gives it to me twice I'd like to hammer smash her vagina Though, I can pee on my ex girlfriends toothbrush. That seems arrangable. Or, I can have sex with her bare naked.

SickStench

Have sex with her toothbrush.

This is obviously a joke thread.SF_KiLLaMaN

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

Did she know she had it?

epicman129

She didn't, she got a routine pap and found out. She was devastated, but so is my crotch, which is more important than her "feelings".

[QUOTE="SF_KiLLaMaN"]This is obviously a joke thread.SickStench

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

This is obviously a joke thread.SF_KiLLaMaN

On another note, update your PC so you can enjoy that game coming out in your signature.

Your username makes a lot more sense, now.

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="SF_KiLLaMaN"]This is obviously a joke thread.ScottMescudi

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

Your username makes a lot more sense, now.

mAArdman

This is actually why she got the pap done, because she smelled.

[QUOTE="ScottMescudi"]

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

I quite literally have chlamydia, and I feel better by joking about it, so in that sense yes.. It's a joke thread, but I do have it.

SickStench

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

lick it and see what happens

EDIT: assuming you're flexible enough

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="ScottMescudi"]

I hope all goes well then OP. Sucks you can't even beat the meat anymore :(

ScottMescudi

Why can't I beat the meat? I did it earlier.

Haha, well I actually have no symptoms. I just know I have it because we don't use condoms, and she has it. Meaning more than likely, unless I'm Magic Johnson then I have it.

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

supa_badman

Should I be something else?

[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

SickStench

Should I be something else?

Happy you got laid?

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

Your GF gave you Chlamydia and you're ANNOYED? :lol:

theone86

Should I be something else?

Happy you got laid?

I'll be happier when I can get laid without this STD.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="SickStench"]

Should I be something else?

SickStench

Happy you got laid?

I'll be happier when I can get laid without this STD.

Eh, if it were herpes then I'd be right there with you, but this isn't going to break out at an inconvienent time or anything. Just get some anti-bacterial and you're good to go.

The main thing I can say about this, is that it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

SickStench

The main thing I can say about this, is that it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.

SickStench

Then get in bed with the woman who gave you this and give her a good old-fashioned dutch oven.

So you asking us what to do next? maybe you can act like a nice BF and tell her straightforward. ...or you can give her some other STD like gonorrhea if you want payback :PSandulf29

Well, logically you would think my next step would be to head to the clinic. I feel like I should have other plans, but I can't think of one perfect enough. I've already made her feel terrible about it by constantly joking about it, as I am here.

Men with signs or symptoms might have a discharge from their penis or a burning sensation when urinating. Men might also have burning and itching around the opening of the penis Pain and swelling in the testicles are uncommon. I'm sure you know already but ewwee thats just nasty, post some pics for us will yabluetadomonk

I don't have any symptoms other than burning piss occassionally.

Sucks bro.

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]So you asking us what to do next? maybe you can act like a nice BF and tell her straightforward. ...or you can give her some other STD like gonorrhea if you want payback :PSickStench

Well, logically you would think my next step would be to head to the clinic. I feel like I should have other plans, but I can't think of one perfect enough. I've already made her feel terrible about it by constantly joking about it, as I am here.

it has made my flatulence smell like dead animals.SickStench

Chlamydia isnt that bad :\ had it twice in college. What you really need to do is convince her that she needs to make it up to you and let you do anything in bed.

Sucks bro.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

That's all that needs to be said...