My Friend Has Problems

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#1 orazinac
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Alright, so a week ago, my friend came across a new addiction. He has become hooked on Phonics. A few days ago I walked across the hall, and his room just smelt of hookers, textbooks, and shame. My friend has a really addictive personality, and if he wants something, he'll get it, like he'd put bubble wrap around his member just to get a hand job from Helen Keller. He can't stop. I catch him with Phonics lessons recordings on his iPod in a public restroom constantly, or even a full blown textbook. I'm thinking about contacting the "provider" for these recordings and textbooks, and teaching HIM something. Anyone have any suggestions to stop this addiction?
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#2 msi276
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Ilove you have my children.
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... Who are you? You have to win the strangest threads award. Though, I did think your fruit peeling thread was amusing. :P
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Um...
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#5 BladeOfHeaven
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He's passed the point of no return

move on

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What is Phonics anyway?
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He, like many others, has joined the club I like to collectively call...

The Others! :shock:

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ok
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Gibberish.............It's not that cool.
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Your winner!

this reminds me of that M&Ms thing you see in YLYL topics

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#11 Eastdabest
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What is Phonics anyway?Adrianstalker

lol

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Alright, so a week ago, my friend came across a new addiction. He has become hooked on Phonics. A few days ago I walked across the hall, and his room just smelt of hookers, textbooks, and shame. My friend has a really addictive personality, and if he wants something, he'll get it, like he'd put bubble wrap around his member just to get a hand job from Helen Keller. He can't stop. I catch him with Phonics lessons recordings on his iPod in a public restroom constantly, or even a full blown textbook. I'm thinking about contacting the "provider" for these recordings and textbooks, and teaching HIM something. Anyone have any suggestions to stop this addiction? orazinac

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