Most effective melee weapon?

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#51 Beaman
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The wii
but seriously, lightsaber, nobody screws around with a lightsaber weilding maniac.
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#52 Tezcatlipoca666
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The wii
but seriously, lightsaber, nobody screws around with a lightsaber weilding maniac.
Beaman


who ends up cutting himself in half :?
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#53 lord_mordain
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OMFG.....

YOU ALL FAIL!!!!!!




The human hand FTW!
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#54 Beaman
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[QUOTE="Beaman"]The wii
but seriously, lightsaber, nobody screws around with a lightsaber weilding maniac.
Tezcatlipoca666


who ends up cutting himself in half :?


nuh uh!
he obviously knows teh force, how else would he get a lightsaber? duuur
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#55 lightthiscity
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I concur with the human hand.

No one ever expects it.

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#56 The_PirateKing
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I concur with the human hand.

No one ever expects it.

lightthiscity
~-~What, and a guy with an alligator is predictable? Could you honestly say you saw that coming?~-~
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#57 lord_mordain
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[QUOTE="lightthiscity"]

I concur with the human hand.

No one ever expects it.

The_PirateKing
~-~What, and a guy with an alligator is predictable? Could you honestly say you saw that coming?~-~



Ah!

But try to keep an alligator in your pocket.....

I DARE YOU!
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#58 lightthiscity
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If I saw someone with an alligator walk into a room, I would think something was up; yes.
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#59 Beaman
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[QUOTE="The_PirateKing"][QUOTE="lightthiscity"]

I concur with the human hand.

No one ever expects it.

lord_mordain
~-~What, and a guy with an alligator is predictable? Could you honestly say you saw that coming?~-~



Ah!

But try to keep an alligator in your pocket.....

I DARE YOU!


I do it every saturday between 9:00am and 3:00pm
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#60 lycrof
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#61 The_PirateKing
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[QUOTE="The_PirateKing"][QUOTE="lightthiscity"]

I concur with the human hand.

No one ever expects it.

lord_mordain
~-~What, and a guy with an alligator is predictable? Could you honestly say you saw that coming?~-~



Ah!

But try to keep an alligator in your pocket.....

I DARE YOU!

~-~You don't put them in your pocket! You strap them to your back like all two handed weapons.~-~
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#62 longhorn7
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a warhammer...those things are teh scarynesss i mean you can't stop one of those things once they are in motion:cry:
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#63 Gotenks190
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Nerds!
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#64 sinarilias
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A cattle prod, a can of pepper spray, or a tazer gun.
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#65 dommeus
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What the f*** is a monks spade?!
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#66 sisominux
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Katana, double axe
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#67 Bourbons3
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Samurai Sword 8)
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#68 SinkO
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#69 illshogun
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What the f*** is a monks spade?! dommeus

kinda like a spear except it got these blades at the end of each side that look kinda like a spade

i never saw one untill today that i can remember but i did want one

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#70 adi0sk8t3r
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An energy sword.^_^
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#71 Sgt_Homonculus
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Categorized more by preference than effectiveness, but...

Sword: Falchion

Axe: Battleaxe

Polearm: Ottoman Ambassador

Blunt: Meteor Hammer

Dagger: Kris

Utility (Pre-Modern): Scythe

Utility (Modern): Chainsaw

As you can see, I'm a bit of an enthusiast...:P

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#72 kelinn
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Does chainsaw count as a meele weapon?
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#73 illshogun
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Does chainsaw count as a meele weapon?kelinn

of course

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#74 dazman31
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Samurai swords!!:evil:
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#75 foxhound_fox
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Depends on what you are using it for.

In terms of fighting zombies, the titanium alloy crowbar is most effective, according to the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

It has something to do with its multiple non-killing uses as well.
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#76 demon_turkey
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chainsaw bayonet :D
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#77 ACESandElGHTS
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What kind of combat are you looking at? If you are talking about going up against a person in full 15-16th century European plate armor, you want some thing long, with a heavy head on it to get lots of force to punch through that armor, like a poleaxe of some kind. If you're operating in a close formation with a nice shield wall, a really long spear is good to have. Variety is the spice of life, and in weapons it allows one to compensate for the weaknesses of any one particular weapon. I've personally always had warm place in my heart for swords from Europe's dark ages, and the old Celtic Falcata or Nepalese Khukuri.bobwill1
Nerd.  :D
The slaxechucks (sword axe lance axe nunchucks)Kratos_Aurion56
Sounds like a Dwight Schrute weapon.
Why do you want a melee weapon? Why not get with the times and use one of these? or this? -911-
A freaking paint ball gun?  Fearsome!  Rawr!

Best melee weapon -- brass knuckles.

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#78 newbpwnage
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i have to say a hammer is most effective melee weapon. its small, and hard, and you hit someone they go down.... and you can block with it, its a slashing and bashing weapon my friend went to prison for using one. so dont use it.
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#79 steeeeeeveperry
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In the hands of Oh Dae Su!!!!
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#80 dissonantblack
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the scottish court sword. if you like fencing pick yourself up one. 
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#81 ithilgore2006
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A pencil. That's all you need.
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#82 newbpwnage
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In the hands of Oh Dae Su!!!!
steeeeeeveperry
HAHAHAHA hes white though.
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#83 steeeeeeveperry
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[QUOTE="steeeeeeveperry"]

In the hands of Oh Dae Su!!!!
newbpwnage
HAHAHAHA hes white though.



wtf, he's korean? lol
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#84 K4ss3r
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Babies.
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#85 Doomlike_Mitc
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 I think lightsaber would easely win, it would even slice or damage all other metal weapons.
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#86 Satanshelper
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A helicopter flying at 45 degrees so the blades chop up the ground like in one of the james bond movies.
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#87 -KinGz-
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Katanas, these just can't be beaten!
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#88 Elraptor
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Ummmm . . . I'm going with a double-headed ax.
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#89 Squidward117
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A mace.
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#90 comp_atkins
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a combine.   seriously..  what are you gonna do?


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#91 FlameMe
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teh spoon
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#92 Cyrax-Sektor
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Nunchucks. *swings nunchucks around, hits groin* Ouch!
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#93 ryustruck
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Im definitley going to have to go with
A pair of aborted fetus nunchucks.
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#94 trophylocoste
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Call to arms on a sword......
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#95 therazn
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 Take a gander.
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#96 AARONRULZ1
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Chainsaws own swords and axes.