Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

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#1 xTw1st4x
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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend."Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years."He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

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#2 limpbizkit818
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How do you people find these news stories? It seems like everyday these things get stranger and stranger.
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#3 Superbored
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Nasty, but is it actually against the law :?
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#4 Mr_Leonis
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Well, he's drinking something.. I don't know about "youth". :?
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#5 famicommander
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I thought everyone did that?
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#6 Mr_Leonis
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I thought everyone did that?famicommander

Well then we don't have to ask if you did. :|

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#7 Kikouken
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I lol'd very, very hard...
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#8 Tuky06
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Holy ****! I saw a guy drinkin urine from a cup once, when I was around 5.
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#9 -Jiggles-
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Well, at least he isn't molesting anybody. :|
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#10 carrot-cake
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Errr, wow what lead him to do this
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#11 DJ-Lafleur
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....crap, so that stuff I was drinking wasn't applejuice? :?
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#12 greenleaflink
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WOW....

that's just ummm eww.

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#13 Mr_Leonis
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....crap, so that stuff I was drinking wasn't applejuice? :?DJ-Lafleur

No, that was dehydrated. :?

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#14 MrGeezer
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Well, he's gotta drink something, and urine is free. And you can't expect him to go to the concession stand for drinks when a medium cup of soda costs $5.
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#15 AlphaRail
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Holy ****! I saw a guy drinkin urine from a cup once, when I was around 5.Tuky06

That was me, no reason to get alarmed...I was just checking for drugs..ya know, kids these days always drinkin' and smokin' them doobies...

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#16 ninja_ch1kn
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Sick:|
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#17 FUBAR24
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lol the fountain of youth lives on
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#18 cole_793
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Wow wtf.
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#19 hokies1313
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That is really nasty. Especially public toliets :?
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#20 TheLordRagnarok
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It must be true... No one could make something like that up.

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#21 nickyb628
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Nasty, but is it actually against the law :?Superbored

No, but the fact that he was a registered sex offender already and had been convicted of rape 13 years prior makes it all the more reason to lock him up for creeping around younger boys in bathroom stalls. He has the potential to take this "addiction" and turn it into something physical with the child, such as molesting them or forcing them to pee for him, perhaps. That's just how I looked at it.

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#22 Andrew_is_basic
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hey thats what floats his boat.

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#23 Mr_Leonis
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hey thats what floats his boat.

Andrew_is_basic

I guess it doesn't have to sail the cleanest of seas. :?

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#24 Niff_T
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Well, at least he isn't molesting anybody. :|-Jiggles-

My thoughts exactly.

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#25 Aquat1cF1sh
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I don't really see the big "OMG!" about this. I mean yeah, it's abnormal, but is it actually that bad? I mean come on, urine helps with jellyfish stings... >_>
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#26 makaveli_89
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WTF
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#27 lukie_pie
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i think i just got hard in my pants
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#28 stkr
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This thread distrubs me as well. It's gross...
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#29 dreamdude
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Well, he's gotta drink something, and urine is free. And you can't expect him to go to the concession stand for drinks when a medium cup of soda costs $5.
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This is true.

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#30 II-FBIsniper-II
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I live near Columbus, Ohio. :|
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#31 CuDDKiDD
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As disturbing as that sounds, urine is sterile and not all that harmful to drink. Of course you can't keep recycling the same urine over and over though.
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#32 Magna_Man109
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Haha I would have dropped a duece in one of those cups... that would create epic LULZ
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#33 KudoS17
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this is really weird and disgusting
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#34 lonewolf604
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that pretty kinky right there
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#35 dangerd0g24
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that is messed up.
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#36 Akm4everz
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ya I think everyone in ohio is alittle strange lol.
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#37 epic_pets
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lol, how can you e addicted to that? I cant see how anyone can drink that with out throwing up.
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#38 babyblue2525
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Thats really gross.

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:lol: wut!!! "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.
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#40 Lord_Ifrit
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no one tops albert fish

peater eater lol, poo poo eater lol,... cannibal, sticks needles in his balls, murderer, liked theide of gettign the chair and drooled thinking about it. sickest mofo alive. look him up

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#41 Boba_Fett_3710
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I wonder if his sweat smells like pee.
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#42 Brainkiller05
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That's messed up, but it is actually against the law? :lol:
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#43 IgNIght
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I just threw up a little...
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#44 Big_Bad_Sad
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Only in America
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#45 Artekus
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Thats horrible :?
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#46 ElectronicMagic
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Awww darn, now we're going to have to make children's urine illegal.

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#47 flowdee79
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The words 'I've seen it all' have lost all meaning for me :lol:
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#48 Boba_Fett_3710
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Awww darn, now we're going to have to make children's urine illegal.

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#49 Fire_Ants
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It the stories like these that make me love the world :|

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#50 ElectronicMagic
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[QUOTE="ElectronicMagic"]

Awww darn, now we're going to have to make children's urine illegal.

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Yup... There goes my weekends. lol