List the things you are 100% sure will never happen to you

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#1  Edited By sprotz
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List the things that you are absolutely sure will never happen to you in your lifetime.Below is my list of things that I am a million percent sure will never happen to me. I am so sure that they are more impossible than destroying the universe itself. They are:

-> Marrying a girl

-> Making a girl pregnant

-> Getting a blonde girlfriend

-> Kissing her on the lips

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#2  Edited By GamerForca
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Without even looking at the OP, I'm going to guess that the list mostly deals with not being able to get a girlfriend.

Yep

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#3 sayyy-gaa
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@GamerForca: lol

Back on topic.

I will never believe Fox News.

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#4 Vaidream45
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Will never eat raw ground beef. Yuck!

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#6 lamprey263
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getting in a motorcycle accident... until it happened

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#7  Edited By helwa1988
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Eat pork

Drink alcohol

Go to Australia ( too many deadly animals there)

Wear crocs outside the house

Go to Florida ( too many deadly people)

Be a republican

Go to a nickelback concert

Date a jobless guy

Date an unattractive guy

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#8 THUMPTABLE
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@helwa1988 said:

Eat pork

Drink alcohol

Go to Australia ( too many deadly animals there)

Wear crocs outside the house

Go to Florida ( too many deadly people)

Be a republican

Go to a nickelback concert

Date a jobless guy

Date an unattractive guy

Nothing wrong with Australia...

Where are you from?

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OP is a bot. OP will never, ever be a human...........

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#10  Edited By helwa1988
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@THUMPTABLE:

I'm from Philadelphia USA.

Australia has something like 8 of the 10 most poisonous spiders and 10 of the 11 most poisonous snakes in the world.

No thank you.

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#11 Serraph105
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@sprotz: I can't tell if you are gay or just really emo. Perhaps a straight woman? Why are you so sure you will never have a girlfriend tc?

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@helwa1988 said:

@THUMPTABLE:

I'm from Philadelphia USA.

Australia has something like 8 of the 10 most poisonous spiders and 10 of the 11 most poisonous snakes in the world.

No thank you.

If you're from Philly, you're used to having your life flash before your eyes. Go for it!

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#13 THUMPTABLE
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@helwa1988 said:

@THUMPTABLE:

I'm from Philadelphia USA.

Australia has something like 8 of the 10 most poisonous spiders and 10 of the 11 most poisonous snakes in the world.

No thank you.

And the US has the most gun related violence in the western world so your point is invalid.

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#14  Edited By sprotz
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@Serraph105: Because of fate mostly, But also because of multiple things. I am male. I grew up in total isolation from girls because of my father, and I am also shy. I have no courtship skills/instincts. I have no idea what to say in front of a girl. I have never spoken to a hot girl for more than 15 minutes, and I have never even come close to touching one. I've always wanted a girlfriend, particularly a high school sweetheart. I tried in high school in vain but there were no cute single girls, (they were all taken). High school ended, along with my lifelong goal. So I didn't bother after that. It almost happened a few times after that, especially when I left that dreaded country. But it was too revolutionary for me that I just let it slip. For instance a hot girl sat next to me on a train and even said a few words to me. I did not start a conversation because I was in disbelief, it was an unprecedented situation that happened for the first time in my life. But the main thing is fate, because it always seems like fate is deliberately taking girls away from me. For example wherever I go, there are no girls, or they are all taken, or whaterer fate does to keep me away from them. Because my goal was to get a girlfriend IN highschool, that era has passed and it is impossible to travel back in time. If only I had grown up elsewhere, like in America, I would have probably got a girlfriend, because American girls are the only ones who could approach a guy. I never approach girls. Even males approach me first. But I'm 33 now and my courtship instincts haven't changed and fate keeps working against me, that's why I say it's impossible for me to even regularly talk to a hot girl, later on touch her hand or anywhere, later on kiss, etc, etc.

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#15 sprotz
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@helwa1988 said:

@THUMPTABLE:

I'm from Philadelphia USA.

Australia has something like 8 of the 10 most poisonous spiders and 10 of the 11 most poisonous snakes in the world.

No thank you.

So does Brazil. Me too I don't like the tropics, with insects and especially poisonous creatures.

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#16  Edited By bforrester420
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I'll never

  • Get hit by an asteroid
  • Own a Ferrari
  • Play 18 holes of golf at par or better
  • travel at the speed of light
  • Have sexual relations with a man
  • ride a motorcycle

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#17 comp_atkins
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@sprotz:

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#18 Serraph105
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@sprotz: The best advice I can give is to figure out who you are, evaluate your positive qualities, and embrace them. After that what you need to do is show those qualities to those around you even if it's scary to do so. You should end up finding people (girls included) who are attracted to those qualities and you as well. Good luck turning your situation around.

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#19 byof_america
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I will never take part in an all male sex orgy, unfortunarely.

I will never develop my own line of hair products.

I will never vote for Pedro

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#20  Edited By Elaisse
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Bang John Shepard.

Vote for a clinton

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#21 ZeroDrawn
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I'll never be able to remember how I built that time machine.

I'll never be able to go forward and take the one that's already built.

I'll never be able to go back and stop the incident.

I'll never be able to warn myself not to go back.

I'll never be able to stop wanting to change things.

I'll never be able to live a life that wasn't changed.

I'll never be able to not know how this all ends.

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Anything and everything can happen. So don't take it for granted.

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#23 deeliman
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@sprotz: You keep blaming fate, but I think it's more likely that you are the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

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#24 thepizzatree
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I will never be able to fire an actual RPG

I will never own a Pikachu

I will never get over my fear of the dark

I will never forgive George Lucas

I will never play another Call of Duty game

I will never not be salty while playing LOL

And i will never go AFK while raiding in WOW

Am i doing this right?

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I'll never fart into a hornets nest.

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#26 stuff238
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I will never be successful in life.

I will never own a home.

I will never have a high paying job.

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#27 sayyy-gaa
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@stuff238 said:

I will never be successful in life.

I will never own a home.

I will never have a high paying job.

You are setting the bar low. What makes you think you can't do all 3 of the things listed? High paying job is all relative btw.

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#28 fenriz275
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A Fantastic Four movie that isn't god awful.

A Mountain Dew flavor that doesn't taste like meth addict piss mixed with sugar.

George Lucas admitting he made three good Star Wars movies and three terrible ones.

Myself learning how to properly wrap a burrito.

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#29 TheManofPears
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I'm never dying I don't know about you.

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#30 deactivated-583e460ca986b
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Some of you need to someone to talk to. I know not everyone has self confidence, but some of the stuff in this thread is ridiculous. I know it's cliche, but you have to believe in yourself before good things can happen. That's true for jobs, girls/guys, getting a good Moutain Dew flavor. Anything!