Lets here your best jokes ever!!!

The biggest joke here is your spelling :P

Hint: Its hear, not here

Two atoms are talking. The first atom says "I think I lost an electron today". The second atom replies "Really, Are you positive"?

Do do tss

just because i am a bad speller doesn't mean you should make fun of me.

Besides do you go through all of the discussions and look for misspelled words

just because i am a bad speller doesn't mean you should make fun of me.

Besides do you go through all of the discussions and look for misspelled words

shadowflume

Heh.. I didnt have too look far.. it was in the topic title :P

P.S - It was just a joke.. no need to get so upset!

Yo' mommas so hairy she made Chewbacca look bald.

Yo' mommas do hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her

Yo' mommas so stupid she made a hobo look smart.

(don't mod me, please)

Two atoms are talking. The first atom says "I think I lost an electron today". The second atom replies "Really, Are you positive"?

Do do tss

bebopoutlaw3gun

OK. From one of my latest blogs:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Two atoms are talking. The first atom says "I think I lost an electron today". The second atom replies "Really, Are you positive"?

Do do tss

bebopoutlaw3gun

:lol: but you gotta know science to understand that one...:lol:

OK. From one of my latest blogs:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Hungry_bunny

[QUOTE="shadowflume"]

just because i am a bad speller doesn't mean you should make fun of me.

Besides do you go through all of the discussions and look for misspelled words

skinnypete91

Heh.. I didnt have too look far.. it was in the topic title :P

P.S - It was just a joke.. no need to get so upset!

[QUOTE="skinnypete91"][QUOTE="shadowflume"]

just because i am a bad speller doesn't mean you should make fun of me.

Besides do you go through all of the discussions and look for misspelled words

Mumbles527

Heh.. I didnt have too look far.. it was in the topic title :P

P.S - It was just a joke.. no need to get so upset!

Heh... well spotted :P

I was probably thinking "I didnt have to look too far" :P

OK. From one of my latest blogs:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Hungry_bunny

:lol:...nice...:lol:

so there's superman wandering around the city, and he sees wonderwoman all nude, in a rooftop, getting a tan

he thinks: "aww she's so hot man! but i can't, i could never do something as disgracefull as...wait, hold on! I'M SUPERMAN! i can do whatever i want! i'll go there,fck her so fast and leave that she won't even notice!

and so he goes,fcks her really hard and leaves as fast as he can

Wonderwoman: "WHOA! what was that all about?!?!?!"

Invisible man: " I dunno, but myashole hurts as fck"

saw this on a movie about that guy who figures out how to become invisible in a lab

HJrAS_PT

:lol:sandroDX

:lol:...nice...:lol:

Greenwhitegreen

HJrAS_PT

[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

OK. From one of my latest blogs:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

sandroDX

OK. From one of my latest blogs:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Hungry_bunny

Paddy Scotsman , Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman are in a desert , and dying with dehydration.Suddenly , a genie appears before all of them ..

Genie: I will grant each of you one thing.

Paddy Scotsman asks for a motorcycle to get him out of the desert.He rides off out of the desert.

Paddy Englishman asks for a Car to get out of the desert.He rides off out of the desert.

Paddy Irisman asks : "Give me a window so I can open it" ...

((Some people wont find this funny at all)

Some great jokes enjoy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mM4B1thO7Y

who wrote the book "yellow river"?

I.P. Daily

who wrote the book "yellow sea"?

V.P. Daily

who wrote the book "yellow river"?

I.P.Daily

who wrote the book "yellow sea"

V.P. Daily :)

Knock Knock. Who's There? Boo Hoo. Boo Hoo Who? There's No Need To Cry! :P_LiquidFlame_

thats not right. its: knock knock. whos there? Boo. Boo Who?. Theres no need to cry it was only a joke.

anyway this is the best joke of all IMO. i know some other good ones but i dont want to offend anyone.

Paddy englishman paddy irishman and paddy scotsman are robbing a shop. suddenly they hear the police coming so they each jump into a sack. the police come in and see the three sacks. an officer pokes the first sack and paddy englishman says "woof woof". the officer thinks:bag of dogs. then he pokes the next sack and paddy scotsman says "meow". officer thinks:bag of cats. finally he pokes the third sack and paddy irishman says "potatoes"

I got one that I'll try to clean up -

a recently married couple are relaxing on their country porch when out of the sky lands a ufo - two martians approach the couple, they offer to exchange lovers for the night

the wife went with the man alien and the husband went with the woman alien

while during the deed the man alien told the wife, if you hit my head my private area will get longer - if you pull my ears it will get wider

the next morning the aliens left on their ufo - the wife tells her husband, "that was the most amazing night I've ever had, how was it for you honey?"

the husband replies, "it sucked, the ***** kept slapping my head and pulling my ears!"

Why was the woman in the TV room?

Her chain was too long.

When someone said that joke in one of my classes everyone thought it was funny as hell. I have yet to see anything special.

An Englishmen a Scotsmen and an Irishmen are all facing execution by firing squad.

The englishman is to be shot first....Just as the Firing squad is about to shoot he yells "Tornado!"..the firing squad runs for cover and he escapes.

The Scotman was to be shot second....Just as the firing squad is about to shoot he yells "Avalanche!"..the firing squad runs for cover and he escapes.

The Irishman was to be shot last...Just as the firing squad is about to shoot he yells "FIRE!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?

Hello, I've never met you before.

here is a game related joke, you may not understand it if you have never played world of warcraft:

"You know you are addicted to WoW when your wife's pants become a rare drop."

here is a game related joke, you may not understand it if you have never played world of warcraft:

"You know you are addicted to WoW when your wife's pants become a rare drop."

-Serpahim-

You know you are addicted to WoW when you see little yellow exclamation points over your bosses heads...

[QUOTE="-Serpahim-"]

here is a game related joke, you may not understand it if you have never played world of warcraft:

"You know you are addicted to WoW when your wife's pants become a rare drop."

Whight_Knight

You know you are addicted to WoW when you see little yellow exclamation points over your bosses heads...

lol, thats a good one :lol:

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill!!!:P

"womens rights"halfnaked

:lol:

"womens rights"halfnaked

Ugh, beat me to it!

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink!

Why shouldn't women drive?

Because there's no highway between the stove and the bedroom! :lol: