Kim Jong Un threatening US again, caption needed for photo

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Another day, another empty threat from Best Korea.

Reading the story, I couldn't help but laugh and wonder what the story was behind this picture.

Since we are the Internet, we don't need the truth, we need assumed captions. So what do you think they're actually looking at?

"We can learn strategy through Starcraft"

I told OP 'Tits or GTFO'.

"This is what my haircut was supposed to look like".

"We just upgraded all our glorious country's computers to Windows 3.1".

"Craigslist is full of bargains, even Kim Jong Un can't resist"

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"He Mad"

"We cut off their KFC supply here..."

"I found a 10$ off coupon for supercuts!"

"So THAT'S what internet porn is supposed to look like...quick, get us a midget, a can of Crisco, and three types of livestock!"

And the guy next to him says "I'll drive to Wal mart"

"See! I told you that Asian guy from The Interview looked nothing like me!"

"He he he, and then we deleted his post!!"

why everything these guys do looks so pathetic?

"If you think the graphics are good now, just wait till you see them in HD with these binoculars!"

Stop starving the korea people USA

They are trying to decide if the dress is white and gold or black and blue.

lol

"omg! look how pissed hitler is over his xbox live account!"

General: Look this is a computer!

Kim Jong Un: Can I eat it?

Get it right, we only starve the NORTH Korean people, we still let the South Koreans eat...

That was sarcasm in case it went over anybody's head.

They have scary world war II weapons: beware.

"No, see buy 50 green army Jackets and get a free pair of Binoculars."

'Hey guys, I just downloaded a free copy of this new American movie called "The Interview". I wonder if it's any good.'

-Byshop

"My generals, gather around to watch this new video about me that I had North Korea's best animators produce under threat of death to their families if they failed me or painted me in an unflattering light.

-Byshop

Sounds like it might be a good time to take them away.

Glorious leader selling his breath on K-Bay

@plageus900: wow they doubled the height!?

"hey guys, check out the thread about me on gamespot!"

@comp_atkins: nice you keep it classy, i like that...

I'm not sure what's on that tv Kim watched,but I come up with these..."Hey,everyone! Look at those 4K boobies!" or "look at that anime loli,she's gonna be my waifu"

''Can you guy's help me make a decision,the PS4 or the Xbox One''

@ad1x2 said:

CAPTION: Kim Jong Un visited the offices of senior military leadership today, and attempted to lay claim that he invented the internet. He booted up a game of Candy Crush and told his senior military leadership that he just made that too. When asked "what is candy", the enquirer was escorted out of the room and a large **POP** was heard. When everyone asked "was that a gunshot?", Un responded by saying "that's the sound of somebody's mind being blown by the awesome power of candy". Everybody laughed because Un laughed, Un started crying from laughter and confused of how to respond the whole room started mournfully whaling. Un offered one of his subordinates that chance to play the game, and as the subordinate started racking up points everybody cheered, then the room went silent, he had achieved the high score, right above Un. Un sighed a deep breath, then let out a chuckle, and he said "Congratulations, you just won yourself some candy."

I sort of love how Kim is basically the least threatening dictator of all time.

"We should make a League of Legends team"

"Look at that white flashing thing up there in the corner on the black screen"

they're the ones who actually get to eat

@comp_atkins: you forget the presence of their glorious leader!

this thread lol

First time they seen blue screen of death.

@GrayF0X786: Are you making fun of our Glorious leader!?