Jesus: How Do You Picture His Appearance?

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#1 jerk-o-tron2000
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Is there anyone who pictures Jesus having Caucasian qualities?

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#2 carrot-cake
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Jesus, yo.

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#3 Thessassin
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white guy with long hair comes to mind

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#5 GabuEx
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

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#6 Zilch90
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This is what Jesus looks like!

On a more serious note, I would imagine he would look Middle Eastern.

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#7 hippiesanta
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Is there anyone who pictures Jesus having Caucasian qualities?

jerk-o-tron2000
caucasian... definitely... isnt Jews are caucasian......then you are answering your own question.. LOL
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#8 scoots9
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

fairly similar to this

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#9 PeaceChild90
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As a baby, obviously.

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#10 RACiEP
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

Ahh yes. Isn't this that computer generated pic of what scientists believe Jesus may have looked like?

I prefer this photo, as it's definitely more realistic. :P

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#11 SolidSnake35
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I picture him as a white dude with long brown hair and sandals. Anyone who says otherwise is guilty of blasphemy.
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#12 ehhwhatever
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I thought Jesus was Jewish?

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#13 GabuEx
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Ahh yes. Isn't this that computer generated pic of what scientists believe Jesus may have looked like?

I prefer this photo, as it's definitely more realistic. :P

RACiEP

That's the one, yep.

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#14 Kcube
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Like this

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#15 jerk-o-tron2000
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

I'm guessing this Jesus wasn't appealing enough.

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#16 LoG-Sacrament
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

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next youll be telling me that god isnt an awkwardly buff old white guy with a huge bushy beard.
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#17 GabuEx
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

LoG-Sacrament

next youll be telling me that god isnt an awkwardly buff old white guy with a huge bushy beard.

No, no, that's pure 100% gospel, heretic! :o

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#18 metroidfood
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

LoG-Sacrament

next youll be telling me that god isnt an awkwardly buff old white guy with a huge bushy beard.

Nope.

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#19 Kcube
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Getting ...serious for just a sec

FOr those that beleive in Jesus and have read the new testiment..it says he will return with a new face and new name.

I'm betting its Nicholas Cage.

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#20 Kcube
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

Ok..Mug shot Jesus is my new Jesus.

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#21 jerk-o-tron2000
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

metroidfood

next youll be telling me that god isnt an awkwardly buff old white guy with a huge bushy beard.

Nope.

DAMN YOU! You have shook the foundation of my beliefs.........Oh wait.....I'm an atheist......

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#22 Rockman999
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Is there anyone who pictures Jesus having Caucasian qualities?

jerk-o-tron2000
Semites are caucasian so yeah I'd imagine Jesus had caucasian features.
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#23 -Fromage-
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I thought he looked like the singer from Nickelback.
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#24 Palantas
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The way he's usually depicted in Western art. If I take the fractions of seconds necessary to pop a picture of Jesus into my brain, that's what my brain comes up with. I don't take time to consider what he actually might have looked like.

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#25 awesomeface
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Like Jim Morrison, even though I know the picture GabuEx posted is more accurate.

Just look at that beard.

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#26 jerk-o-tron2000
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Like Jim Morrison, even though I know the picture GabuEx posted is more accurate.

Just look at that beard.

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Damn.....Epic.

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#27 F1_2004
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The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

Why could Jesus not have grown his hair long? And how can they tell the pigment of his skin? Skin color can vary between members of the same race or ethnicity or whatever.

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#28 LostProphetFLCL
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Jesus, yo.

carrot-cake

OMG some black lasy at the nursing home I work at has that same exact poster by her bed!!!!

I almost died when I saw it!:lol:

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#29 Meinhard1
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The Caucasian image of Jesus is so prevalent that it's what usually comes to mind when I think of Jesus even if I know it's false.
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#30 Bloodseeker23
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Holiness, thats all.
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#31 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

metroidfood

next youll be telling me that god isnt an awkwardly buff old white guy with a huge bushy beard.

Nope.

atleast that would silence some of the adoption rumors.
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#32 SpinoRaptor24
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According to Islamic sources he was a good looking, broad chested man with slightly curly hair and reddish skin.

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#33 Meinhard1
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Holiness, thats all.Bloodseeker23
How about Hole-iness, haha :P That's one of the few physical characteristics that seems to be mentioned in the Bible - Jesus still had holes in his hands and feet post resurrection.
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#34 Calvin079
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Is there anyone who pictures Jesus having Caucasian qualities?

jerk-o-tron2000

Not me. Jesus was a full blooded Jew. He was not African, Caucasian, Indian, nothing of the sort. He was a Jew. plain and simple. He came from the line of David, the tribe of Judah in the the occupied country of Israel.

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#35 GabuEx
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

F1_2004

Why could Jesus not have grown his hair long? And how can they tell the pigment of his skin? Skin color can vary between members of the same race or ethnicity or whatever.

The distribution of skin colors of the native population in regions throughout the earth is today very well known:

Given that Jesus was a Jew living in the Middle East, and given that his parents were not recent immigrants, it is very unlikely Jesus had fair skin.

As for his hair, certainly he could have had long hair, but given the culture in which he lived, it's rather unlikely. Paul even wrote in his letter to the Corinthians that long hair on a man is a disgrace (1 Corinthians 11:14). The idea that he would say this of the man to whom he dedicated his life would be a bit odd, to say the least.

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#36 Calvin079
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[QUOTE="F1_2004"]

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

The "long-haired hippie Jesus" look is pretty much a complete invention by European painters.

GabuEx

Why could Jesus not have grown his hair long? And how can they tell the pigment of his skin? Skin color can vary between members of the same race or ethnicity or whatever.

The distribution of skin colors of the native population in regions throughout the earth is today very well known:

Given that Jesus was a Jew living in the Middle East, and given that his parents were not recent immigrants, it is very unlikely Jesus had fair skin.

As for his hair, certainly he could have had long hair, but given the culture in which he lived, it's rather unlikely. Paul even wrote in his letter to the Corinthians that long hair on a man is a disgrace (1 Corinthians 11:14). The idea that he would say this of the man to whom he dedicated his life would be a bit odd, to say the least.

He might have had longish hair , but perhaps he kept his hair at a decent length. He definitely had a beard though.

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#37 Bedizen
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Some middle eastern looking dude

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#38 F1_2004
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That picture is just scientists' best guess as to a typical man living in that general area. It's an approximation of an approximation, nothing more.
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#39 DmadFearmonger
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Jesus is this man

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#40 GabuEx
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That picture is just scientists' best guess as to a typical man living in that general area. It's an approximation of an approximation, nothing more.F1_2004

That "guess", if you wish to call it that, is based on the structures of skulls found in that area from the time period in which Jesus lived, on what scientists know today about the distributions of skin colors in the world today, and on what is known about the customs of the culture in which Jesus was raised. At the very least, it's rather likely to be more accurate than the White Hippie Jesus he is typically depicted as today. There is no evidence, and therefore no reason to believe, that Jesus was significantly and fundamentally different in appearance than his contemporaries.

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#41 Antitheist-
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I thought Jesus was Jewish?

ehhwhatever

and I thought Judaism is a religion, and not a race?

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#42 clayron
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The guy who did my tattoos looked like Jesus. He was white. He had dreads. He smoked. He cursed like a sailor on leave in Somalia. But, damnit, if I didn't call him Jesus when I saw him.
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#43 Calvin079
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I thought Jesus was Jewish?

ehhwhatever

Yes he was.

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#44 Calvin079
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[QUOTE="ehhwhatever"]

I thought Jesus was Jewish?

Antitheist-

and I thought Judaism is a religion, and not a race?

Judaism is a religion. Jews are the race that seem to bear the brunt of people's hate. Big difference.

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#45 tocool340
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jesus

This guy from Clash of the Titans would be my guess....:P

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#46 Ultrabeatdown55
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Pretty much like this.

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#47 DmadFearmonger
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Pretty much like this.Ultrabeatdown55

Lol, Buddy Jesus

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#48 rockerbikie
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Like this :).

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#49 funsohng
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Bob Marley.
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#50 Guybrush_3
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A tan guy with dark curly (probably short) hair, a beard, with other typical jewish features. Definitely not a white guy with long sandy brown hair.