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#1 Deathxcore
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i talked to my ex-gf today and i havent talked to her since about december. i was talking to her on aim and she said "yeah, im pregnant." as soon as i read that my heart hit the floor. i said "no you arent". and she kept saying she was. the more i wanted her to come out and say she was kidding the less and less confident i was that she was kidding.

a wave of sadness and remorse had come to me in the biggest force ive ever had in my life. i got light headed. everything looked different and i was speechless.

we were both virgins then and to hear her even say that was a gun shot to the chest.

 

then she said

haha im kidding....

i was like

 

WTF

cuz i was shaking and stuff and flinching at everything.

 

ide say i got pwnt pretty hard.

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#2 esb617
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Get pregnant and she'll know how you felt
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#3 Infinite-Zr0
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Tell her you'll eat her babies when she really gets them
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#4 Vyse_The_Daring
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Slap her?
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#5 PaintballinDude
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Thats the funny.

One of my Ex Girlfriends told me she was pregant because she mis counted the weeks. Stupid *****. 

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#6 sinistergoggles
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Wow... that was really mean of her, but I lol'ed anyways. :lol:
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#7 SUPERheroes_DP
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Thats the funny.

One of my Ex Girlfriends told me she was pregant because she mis counted the weeks. Stupid *****. 

PaintballinDude
Yeah my ex did the exact same.
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#8 supermetroidfan
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This story is amazing on so many levels.
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#9 foxhound_fox
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That was incredibly mean.

If any girl did that to me I would lose all respect I ever had for them. Joking about such a life-changing incident is never funny.
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#10 blooddemon666
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lol ownt :lol:
That was incredibly mean.foxhound_fox
I find humor in that...
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#11 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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That just proves that shes a complete B!tch
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#12 Kratos_Aurion56
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Thats the funny.

One of my Ex Girlfriends told me she was pregant because she mis counted the weeks. Stupid *****.

PaintballinDude
:lol:harsh
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#13 princemarth23
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Well that was nice of her :?
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#14 SpaceMoose
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That just proves that shes a complete B!tchBEAN_LARD_MULCH
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#15 Axed54
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An EX  says that and you think it may be true.  You're a little easy.

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#17 double_decker
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Not a very funny joke, some women are so mean:(
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#18 DaveGamer_05
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Tell her you got her best friend pregnant.
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#19 yoshi-lnex
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awww.....you've got quite a crush.....
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#20 ice_radon
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Yeah, thats just kind of a jerk thing to do because thats such a big responsibility, and if unplanned, its even more weight on your shoulders!
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#21 Articuno76
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[QUOTE="Deathxcore"]

i talked to my ex-gf today and i havent talked to her since about december. i was talking to her on aim and she said "yeah, im pregnant." as soon as i read that my heart hit the floor. i said "no you arent". and she kept saying she was. the more i wanted her to come out and say she was kidding the less and less confident i was that she was kidding.

a wave of sadness and remorse had come to me in the biggest force ive ever had in my life. i got light headed. everything looked different and i was speechless.

we were both virgins then and to hear her even say that was a gun shot to the chest.

 

then she said

haha im kidding....

i was like

 

WTF

cuz i was shaking and stuff and flinching at everything.

 

ide say i got pwnt pretty hard.

bill7907

 

One thing, you say that your heart hit the floor when she told you she is pregnant.
But you tell us that she is your ex-girlfriend. So do you still have feeling towards her?

I mean, if she is your ex, it shouldn't disturb you if she's having a relationship with someone else now.

Am i right?

I think he was worried that it might be his.

 

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#22 zeus_gb
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Wow, that's just completely evil!  *speechless*