I'm gonna score tonight... ...but I *don't* want to!

Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house.... all I want right now is a good night sleep

Any good excuses *men* can use in this situation?

Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house....

Any excuses *men* can use in this situation?

n00b_bi22o

Say you have an STD.

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Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house....

Any excuses *men* can use in this situation?

pintabear49blue

Say you have an STD.

Multiple STDs actually.

Two words: "I'm gay :)megagene

i DID NOT even notice that....

Just tell her you're gay:P

Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house.... all I want right now is a good night sleep

Any good excuses *men* can use in this situation?

n00b_bi22o

Start manually, it will help, then you'll be the one who wants to score, then score, then sleep.

Repeat as many times as you like.

Tell her she has bags under her eyes, she won't want to let you score after that.

Tell her you can't find condomns that are big enough to fit you. She'll be impressed that you have to custom order those things online and will hold off until that magic night. Wilfred_Owen

but what happens when it does come time to perform

Can you go on top? I really tired...

then you lay back and enjoy.

Tell her you can't find condomns that are big enough to fit you. She'll be impressed that you have to custom order those things online and will hold off until that magic night. Wilfred_Owen

lol trojan magnum XL's go up to 12 inches long ;)

A man saying no to sex? :ohorgen123

what the hell, you're right!!! 2 or 3 red bulls and I'm off to her's....

wish me luck...

[QUOTE="Wilfred_Owen"]Tell her you can't find condomns that are big enough to fit you. She'll be impressed that you have to custom order those things online and will hold off until that magic night. TheSystemLord1

lol trojan magnum XL's go up to 12 inches long ;)

Jesus, that's some serious junk in the trunk.

[QUOTE="horgen123"]A man saying no to sex? :on00b_bi22o

what the hell, you're right!!! 2 or 3 red bulls and I'm off to her's....

wish me luck...

[QUOTE="horgen123"]A man saying no to sex? :on00b_bi22o

what the hell, you're right!!! 2 or 3 red bulls and I'm off to her's....

wish me luck...

"Can't we just cuddle?"

She'll either think your sensative, or think your gay Your choice.

Tell her to go on top if you can't think of any excuses.

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Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house....

Any excuses *men* can use in this situation?

Sora529

Say you have an STD.

Multiple STDs actually.

tell her your dying because of an STD.

Your sig rulz!

who's her?

This thread fails so hard. Kaschan

Give me her number

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i say hit it. after your done i guarantee you'll sleep like a baby.

Tell her to get in the damn kitchen and make you something to eat. Then go to sleep. Dont be afraid to slap her a few times.

But really, 6am to 6pm? That leaves you 12 hours.

Been working from 6am to 6pm 3 days now, I'm tired as hell and this girl wants me to go to her house.... all I want right now is a good night sleep

Any good excuses *men* can use in this situation?

n00b_bi22o

Time out, are you at work right now?

Tell her you can't find condomns that are big enough to fit you. She'll be impressed that you have to custom order those things online and will hold off until that magic night. Wilfred_Owen

this one is the best.