If you were about to be executed, what would your final words be?

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#101 FUBAR24
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well this bites
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#102 Blackviperr
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"Hey everybody, watch this!"

-Misanthropic-
I lold so hard while readin this :D:D
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#103 markop2003
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*to excecutioner* "I got you this absolutely darling necktie, here let me put it on you..." :twisted:
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#104 SOTE
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This guy is looney tunes. Welcome to Kinkos.

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#105 gunswordfist
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I'd say Alex Trebek backwards. I'd be DAMNED if I'd go down alone!
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#106 gunswordfist
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respawn in 3, 2.....

Guybrush_3
HAHAHAHA! I wanted to say something like that but making the Jeopardy host explode was good enough for me.
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#107 SpidersRMe
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I will be but the first of many. My death, the spark that shall ingite a fire that will swallow the land. By pulling that lever, you are ending the world. Are you prepared to do such a terrible thing?

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#108 Scalien26
Member since 2006 • 5116 Posts

"Boobs"

That's it. Just boobs. Maybe butt.

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#109 Rodneyzz
Member since 2007 • 380 Posts

Can't touch this!

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#110 robobie
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"It was worth it"

Seriously, I want that engraved on my tombstone. I don't even care how I die, I want those words on my tombstone. That way when some random person is strolling through a graveyard looking at all the graves he'll see mine, read the tombstone, see those words, and think to himself "damn, I wonder what the story behind this guy is..."

gameguy6700

I want written on mine "I told you I felt sick"

People will laugh at that

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#111 Nerd_Man
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"I'll be back."

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#112 braindead_hero
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I'd say, 'hey didn't we outlaw capital punishment in the 1960s?'

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#113 PB1to5
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"to executioner"

I will haunt your children

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#114 uas-2001
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"Ow"
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#115 xobballox
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**** yo couch, executioner!
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#116 VENOM192
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Don't touch what you can't afford....and o yea I did your mom..........................................a favour.

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#117 ps3wizard45
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*The Bird*

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#118 sukraj
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Please pray to ALLAH.

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#119 knight0151
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respawn in 3, 2.....

Guybrush_3

This reply wins.

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#120 super_mario_128
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I'd say nothing. What would the point be? No one would remember it or remember you.
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#121 njean777
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Soulstone FTW

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#122 fidosim
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Sic Semper Tyranis Thus Always To Tyrants.hokies1313
Ah, the Booth approach. :P
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#123 McJugga
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sv_noclip 1
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#124 THE_DRUGGIE
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"Tell your wife I love her."

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#125 MgamerBD
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"See you all in hell"
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#126 ArmoredAshes
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hmmm it depends...if i wasn't actually guilty it would range from laughing to obscenities. If i did do something wrong then an apology. or atleast i'd liek to think i would haha

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#127 deactivated-6224691f9a882
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Any chance we could talk about this over a nice cup of tea?

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#128 DJ-Lafleur
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"I'd better see 72 virgins once I get in heaven!" :x

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#129 XileLord
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The person executing me would get the F word thrown at him until i was dead.

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#130 TheIronLion
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pray
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#131 ras2009
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Well hurry then....corries on at 7....erm? so are you gonna do it or..WTF i wasn't even ready you bastard..
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#132 blazinpuertoroc
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respawn in 3, 2.....

Guybrush_3

Thats genius...Now I got nothing to top it:lol:

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#133 OrianaDorta
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"I'm pregnant!"... and then they won't kill me, or will they?:o

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#134 Andy7546
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"You just lost The Game." Fun fact: I happen to be listening to Ride the Lightning right now. COINCIDENCE?
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#135 BlackHawk2599
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Yes, only three.

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#136 lucky326
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"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" Sounds like win to me.
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#137 HellsAngel2c
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'I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky, meddeling kids!!!!!'
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#138 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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"I'd better see 72 virgins once I get in heaven!" :x

DJ-Lafleur

lol Achmed

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#139 -Shooter-
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Time out. I really got to go pee.

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#140 MOCHIRON_MAN
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[QUOTE="Guybrush_3"]

respawn in 3, 2.....

Bioshockraptor

:lol: Best...quote...ever.

Best ever. Period. You just cannot beat this.

But I'd confuse them with my knowledge in the ways of PC. PC, is an art. To learn the ways of PC, is to go on a journey for many years. and then start talking.

OR

I'd saysomething from Battlefield 1942 Desert Combat mod:

Ughi Muhammad [Knifed] MOCHIRON_MAN

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#141 MOCHIRON_MAN
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"You just lost The Game." Fun fact: I happen to be listening to Ride the Lightning right now. COINCIDENCE?Andy7546

.

I LOST THE GAME!!!!!

.

Thanks alot, jerk:lol: (I don't mean that)

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#142 D3nnyCrane
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"I'd better see 72 virgins once I get in heaven!" :x

DJ-Lafleur

As for last words - "I wish the human race had one neck and I had my hands around it."

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#143 jamejame
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"Damnit, forgot to turn the oven off!"

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#144 Lief_Ericson
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"HADOUKEN!"

or

"MORPHIN TIME!"

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#146 Dawq902
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]FFFREEEEDDDDDDDOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

I knew someone would have done it already :) guess I should have arrived earlier to the party lol
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#147 PS2_ROCKS
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"Damnit, forgot to turn the oven off!"

jamejame
Was gonna post the same thing. It'd be good for the lulz.
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#148 Darth_Tyrev
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"As soon as you pull that switch, this entire prison will explode!"

Should buy me at least twenty more mintues.

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#149 rickybobby38
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Pull my finger.

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#150 mlbslugger86
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see you in hell you fugly sob's