If you met "GOD" what would you say to him?

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#1 sAndroid17
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or what would you ask?

i would say GTFO!

Nah, i would ask him why he lets innocent people die all the time, even those who believe in him..

P.S not saying there is a "God" etc etc, just a Hypothetical Question!

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#2 AIDA_Morganna
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id ask him who made him, or how he came to be.
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"So, I've heard a lot of things about you."
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#4 tony2077ca
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mod no answer
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#6 TheOddQuantum
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"How are you?"
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#7 SavageM2
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What is the point of our existence?

I mean it is that or the following conversation.

Me: "Hey holmes hows goes it!?

The Almighty: "Nothing much man, nothing much. I see you were looking at some interesting pics on that computer of yours"

Me: "yo holmes that be me personal space man don't be invading that!"

The Almighty: "Hey hey hey, It wasn't bad...."

Me:*awkward glance*

The Almighty: *awkward glance*

Both: yyyyeeeeaaah boooooiiiiiiii *bump fists*

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#8 domatron23
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I'd ask him about the way the world works.
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#9 TX360
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honestly i would say hello.
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#10 bean-with-bacon
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Sorry for the whole not believing in you thing...
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#11 freek666
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Sup G money?
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#12 XxNoobhunterxX
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i'd ask him/her/it what the point of life is, and who is allowed to go to heaven.
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#13 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I'd ask Him what I can do for His service.
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#14 GabuEx
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"Oh hey God, what's up?"
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#15 sAndroid17
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Sup G money?freek666
pure class! :P
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#16 MetalGear_Ninty
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I'd ask Him what I can do for His service.Genetic_Code
This. There is nothing like a bit of sycophancy to an omnipotent entity.
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#17 lonewolf604
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ask him to stop religion threads
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#18 freek666
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]I'd ask Him what I can do for His service.MetalGear_Ninty
This. There is nothing like a bit of sycophancy to an omnipotent entity.

I'd be more likely to say "I'd be glad to answer any questions you might have."
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#19 esbastica
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i'd ask him out
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#20 MetalGear_Ninty
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[QUOTE="MetalGear_Ninty"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]I'd ask Him what I can do for His service.freek666
This. There is nothing like a bit of sycophancy to an omnipotent entity.

I'd be more likely to say "I'd be glad to answer any questions you might have."

But he may smite you for your audcaity :shock: . :P
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#21 thusaha
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"Howdy, God?"
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#22 -eddy-
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How's my mom doing?
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#23 DrSponge
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"Hey God, I think you owe me one great big apology" Lyrical reference, winner gets a cookie.
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#24 TheFlush
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'you don't exist... now gtfo'
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#25 ConformestClone
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"Well isn't this just a kick in the pants..."
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#26 Scott_Malkinson
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I would say "**** YOU!"
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#27 AirGuitarist87
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"I challenge you to a shred off!"
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"you're late"
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#29 sAndroid17
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"I challenge you to a shred off!"AirGuitarist87
haha, as if "God" wouldnt out shred anyone:P
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#30 mindstorm
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One of my favorite passages of scripture is from Isaiah 6 where Isaiah saw a vision of God's throne room. One of my favorite songs is also about that text by Todd Agnew. I also wrote something about this text in my blog.

Here is Isaiah 6:1-8: (His response to God is in bold)

1 In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord seated on a throne, high and exalted, and the train of his robe filled the temple. 2 Above him were seraphs, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. 3 And they were calling to one another:
"Holy, holy, holy is the LORD Almighty;
the whole earth is full of his glory."

4 At the sound of their voices the doorposts and thresholds shook and the temple was filled with smoke.

5 "Woe to me!" I cried. "I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the LORD Almighty."

6 Then one of the seraphs flew to me with a live coal in his hand, which he had taken with tongs from the altar. 7 With it he touched my mouth and said, "See, this has touched your lips; your guilt is taken away and your sin atoned for."

8 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?"
And I said, "Here am I. Send me!"

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How many fingers am I holding up?
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'So.........tell me this.........was it the egg or the chicken first?'
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#33 AlexSays
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You're fired.
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#34 TAKE_IT_BACK
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I'd probably ask him(or her) a lot of pointed questions, then let him dazzle me with his infailable logic that his(or her) followers seem to have a hard time showing to me.

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#35 SSBFan12
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I would say to him why have you created me?
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#36 FamiBox
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"I know you're an intelligent being from another planet just pretending to be god... lolz... god doesn't exist you can't fool me."
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#37 Maqda7
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I'd first ask him to prove that he is God then ask how did his parents conceive him. That'd be funny as hell, God talking about his parents doing the nasty.
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#38 sonygamerchick
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or what would you ask?

i would say GTFO!

Nah, i would ask him why he lets innocent people die all the time, even those who believe in him..

P.S not saying there is a "God" etc etc, just a Hypothetical Question!

sAndroid17

I'm not religious... but he doesn't let innocent people die. If he indeed is the creator he indowed us with autonomy. Giving us free will. If he were to take that away to make things all perfect he would take away the one thing that makes humans human (or inhumane.)

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#39 II_Seraphim_II
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"Can you count to infinity?"
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#40 _LiquidFlame_
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I would make sure he was real, and then say "Hey'. Then we'd talk for awhile and then he'd give me a super power of my choice. :)
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#41 Scott_Malkinson
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I would make sure he was real, and then say "Hey'. Then we'd talk for awhile and then he'd give me a super power of my choice. :)_LiquidFlame_
I think you misunderstood the question.
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#42 killerfist
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You're fired.AlexSays
:lol: that's cold. I'd atleast give him an excuse or something. "economic ressesion, you know how it goes"...
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#43 Vandalvideo
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I'd ask him what the whole deal was with evil.
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#44 deactivated-5b5d7639964d6
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Sorry, can't talk, I have more important things to do.
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#45 Zackariel
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I would say, "Hi."
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#46 DJ-Lafleur
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I'd ask God if he could have a sleepover. We could play video gams all night, watch TV, tell scary stories, eat a bunch of junk food and soda. It would be awesome! :D
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#47 Rigga911
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i love you God
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#48 Dark_Knight6
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I'd have two for him. "Do you actually love me?" and "If so, why did you set me up for failure?"
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#49 mustangkiller77
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i would ask him why is obama the president and why does he wish for everyone in america to be in pain
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#50 FallofAthens
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i'd probably be speechless. :P