If you had to marry an inanimate object

What would it be and why? What are the moral implications of doing such a thing? I'd marry a tree myself.

Money. Just so she can be all mine.

The massive Robert Downey Jr. cardboard cutout I have in my room :D

my ps3

ide teliport my girlfreind's soul into a ps3 then marry it, cause i love her so much and i want to play with her all night

Probably a can of beans (Heinz), or maybe a small pig, which I'd need to kill first. Something edible, so I could eat my spouse and think of her every time I burped.

I'd marry a record player and phat stacks of wax.

Something edible, so I could eat my spouse and think of her every time I burped.

poptart

From the words of my one of my hero's:

"I love lamp" - Brick from Anchorman

my beautiful car!! in fact i was gonna marry her before reading this topic, lol.

A Blow up Doll.

I'd marry the U.S. Constitution, only I'd do it in New Orleans so that it would be subject to my authority as the head of the household. Check and mate.

A Donut.

Glazed.

My right hand ... .. . No , wait. We're already in a lifetime commited realtionship.Treflis

It's common law, there's no ceremony, but you've been in a relationship so long that you have all the legal rights of a couple.

my ps3

Chris_Williams

My car so I can ride her whenever I want. :D

My car so I can ride her whenever I want. :D

Desulated

I ride my car all the time and we're not married. If she gets pregnant, though, I've never seen her before in my life.

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My car so I can ride her whenever I want. :D

theone86

I ride my car all the time and we're not married. If she gets pregnant, though, I've never seen her before in my life.

If you're going to mess around with the exhaust pipe always wear protection. Wise words I always cherish.

THE COMPANION CUBE.

I'd marry a lamp...because I love lamp berserker2389

Brick, you killed a man....maybe you should lay low for awhile.

I'll marry a specific frequency that always makes me happy.

Terri Schiavo.

A fridgeKiIIyou

Took my answer :P

A weighted companion cube because it's easy to form a strong emotional connection with them.kamikaze_pigmy

Jar of mayonaise.

I'd marry a lamp...because I love lamp berserker2389

A teddy bear.

my ipod, because it goes where ever i go