If you could have chosen to never been born...

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#1 Posted by BenedictArnold7 (701 posts) -

Granted all the things in your life that have happened thus far HAD to happen if you came into existence... would you instead chose to never exist at all? I would... my life has overall been crap.

#2 Posted by Chickity_China (2322 posts) -

get laid

#3 Posted by BenedictArnold7 (701 posts) -

get laid

Chickity_China
I've gotten "laid." I would still chose to never have existed. I am tempted to insult you, but I don't think I can defeat someone as clever as you.
#4 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -
[QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

BenedictArnold7
I've gotten "laid." I would still chose to never have existed. I am tempted to insult you, but I don't think I can defeat someone as clever as you.

Buy a fleshlight.
#5 Posted by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -
Life sucks there's no debating that. Humans are so stupid we're the only animals that work for a living.
#6 Posted by wis3boi (31111 posts) -

No, I'm not all that shallow

#7 Posted by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -
[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

TonyDanzaFan
I've gotten "laid." I would still chose to never have existed. I am tempted to insult you, but I don't think I can defeat someone as clever as you.

Buy a fleshlight.

Too expensive and high maintenance, pretty much the same thing as a real girlfriend :P
#8 Posted by Bucked20 (6951 posts) -
Are you depressed
#9 Posted by konvikt_17 (22165 posts) -

Yes.

#11 Posted by BenedictArnold7 (701 posts) -
Are you depressed Bucked20
No, but I honestly think it would be best to never have existed.
#12 Posted by BenedictArnold7 (701 posts) -
[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

TonyDanzaFan
I've gotten "laid." I would still chose to never have existed. I am tempted to insult you, but I don't think I can defeat someone as clever as you.

Buy a fleshlight.

Those are too much of a hassle. I had one once. It feels better than a real vagina but I am sure you know that since you've obviously have had sex.
#13 Posted by HoolaHoopMan (7740 posts) -
Life sucks there's no debating that. Humans are so stupid we're the only animals that work for a living. Fightingfan
Termites man, born to work.
#14 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -
[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"][QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"] I've gotten "laid." I would still chose to never have existed. I am tempted to insult you, but I don't think I can defeat someone as clever as you.

Buy a fleshlight.

Those are too much of a hassle. I had one once. It feels better than a real vagina but I am sure you know that since you've obviously have had sex.

Maybe all the flubber surrounding the vaginal area hampered your experience.
#15 Posted by mindstorm (15242 posts) -
As I cannot remember my time of nonexistence I do not really have anything to compare it to. My present time of existence has been very lifey with the passing of time, events, and other such things. I do not really know what life would be without such things.
#16 Posted by BenedictArnold7 (701 posts) -
[QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"][QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"] Buy a fleshlight.

Those are too much of a hassle. I had one once. It feels better than a real vagina but I am sure you know that since you've obviously have had sex.

Maybe all the flubber surrounding the vaginal area hampered your experience.

You got me. You really are wasting your time pursuing whatever boring job you think you want to do when you finish school... comedy is your calling.
#17 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -
[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"][QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"] Those are too much of a hassle. I had one once. It feels better than a real vagina but I am sure you know that since you've obviously have had sex.

Maybe all the flubber surrounding the vaginal area hampered your experience.

You got me. You really are wasting your time pursuing whatever boring job you think you want to do when you finish school... comedy is your calling.

Then you'll be happy to know that I am one semester away from being a certified rodeo clown. I would have graduated a year ago but i got aids from a fat chick.
#18 Posted by d_parker (1715 posts) -

"Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live."

- Dorothy Parker

#19 Posted by TwistedShade (3149 posts) -

Well this thread certainly isn't depressing.

#20 Posted by tetrim (644 posts) -
After reading this thread I totally forgot what was the original question...
#21 Posted by tocool340 (20483 posts) -

get laid

Chickity_China
Where have you been? Did you just get unbanned or something?...:lol: Yep I wouldn't mind never existing in the first place. Every time I think about being born just to die again, it bothers me. It makes me wish I never was born into this world to enjoy the pleasures of living. I wouldn't be so clinging on living if I never knew of it at all....
#22 Posted by Chickity_China (2322 posts) -

[QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

tocool340

Where have you been? Did you just get unbanned or something?...:lol: Yep I wouldn't mind never existing in the first place. Every time I think about being born just to die again, it bothers me. It makes me wish I never was born into this world to enjoy the pleasures of living. I wouldn't be so clinging on living if I never knew of it at all....

Huh, you know me? Cool. I used to come here all the time but then school got in the way so I took a break from OT. But I just got through another big round of exams and felt like procrastinating and arguing tonight so I came here lol.

#23 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -

[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

Chickity_China

Where have you been? Did you just get unbanned or something?...:lol: Yep I wouldn't mind never existing in the first place. Every time I think about being born just to die again, it bothers me. It makes me wish I never was born into this world to enjoy the pleasures of living. I wouldn't be so clinging on living if I never knew of it at all....

Huh, you know me? Cool. I used to come here all the time but then school got in the way so I took a break from OT. But I just got through another big round of exams and felt like procrastinating and arguing tonight so I came here lol.

get laid
#24 Posted by OB-47 (10908 posts) -

No lol

#25 Posted by tocool340 (20483 posts) -

[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

get laid

Chickity_China

Where have you been? Did you just get unbanned or something?...:lol: Yep I wouldn't mind never existing in the first place. Every time I think about being born just to die again, it bothers me. It makes me wish I never was born into this world to enjoy the pleasures of living. I wouldn't be so clinging on living if I never knew of it at all....

Huh, you know me? Cool. I used to come here all the time but then school got in the way so I took a break from OT. But I just got through another big round of exams and felt like procrastinating and arguing tonight so I came here lol.

Well, your avatar is pretty unique around here since your the only one that had it as far as I remember. Your username was familiar too.... And yeah, as far as I remember, you did enjoy arguing a lot when you were active here..:lol: Lucky far you, in case you haven't noticed the rules have changed so you can be as much of a dick as you want....:P
#26 Posted by Chickity_China (2322 posts) -

[QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

[QUOTE="tocool340"] Where have you been? Did you just get unbanned or something?...:lol: Yep I wouldn't mind never existing in the first place. Every time I think about being born just to die again, it bothers me. It makes me wish I never was born into this world to enjoy the pleasures of living. I wouldn't be so clinging on living if I never knew of it at all....tocool340

Huh, you know me? Cool. I used to come here all the time but then school got in the way so I took a break from OT. But I just got through another big round of exams and felt like procrastinating and arguing tonight so I came here lol.

Well, your avatar is pretty unique around here since your the only one that had it as far as I remember. Your username was familiar too.... And yeah, as far as I remember, you did enjoy arguing a lot when you were active here..:lol: Lucky far you, in case you haven't noticed the rules have changed so you can be as much of a dick as you want....:P

Yes I did notice that, hahaha.

#27 Posted by IdioticIcarus (2242 posts) -

I'm a sad sack, but I still wouldn't choose complete non-existence. I might choose future non-existence, but past non-existence is just something I can't really wrap my head around.

#28 Posted by WiiCubeM1 (4727 posts) -

Life sucks there's no debating that. Humans are so stupid we're the only animals that work for a living. Fightingfan

Pets are the only animals that don't work for a living, and only some of them are that lucky.

#29 Posted by supa_badman (16626 posts) -

Make something of your life, then TC.

I don't know of your circumstances, but ffs, pull yourself together

#30 Posted by lonewolfman10 (541 posts) -

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Are you depressed BenedictArnold7
No, but I honestly think it would be best to never have existed.

Sometimes I feel that

#31 Posted by CKYguy25 (2180 posts) -

Well this thread certainly isn't depressing.

TwistedShade

of course not

#32 Posted by PernicioEnigma (5281 posts) -
[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Are you depressed BenedictArnold7
No, but I honestly think it would be best to never have existed.

Obviously you want to exist, or else you wouldn't be alive right now, and you certainly wouldn't be sharing your feelings with us here.
#33 Posted by Rich3232 (2754 posts) -

Yes, but i'm too scared/curious to off myself anytime soon.