If Jesus loved men how much would the Christians rage if they found out ?

UghJML897

[QUOTE="JML897"]UghDragonOracle69

Yeah man. You have no idea how butthurt your original post made me.

I'd assume that Jesus would be asexual.

Not understanding your topic here TC. Jesus does love men. Please elaborate with a clear understandable thought.

Where in the bible does it say Jesus wasn't gay?

Glorious homosexuals: 1

Cry baby religious folk: 0

As if most Christians actually bother to follow the teachings or life of Jesus anymore.

OT is dreadful today...

inb4 always dreadful.

OT is dreadful today...

inb4 always dreadful.

Celldrax

Nah you're right, this is not OT's finest hour.

OT is dreadful today...

inb4 always dreadful.

Celldrax

There's a coming out of the closet and russerection joke here, I just don't know what it is.

Will this become a bear thread?

Will this become a bear thread?

IustitiaMaximus

One bear.

jbnkdcsznjkcznj,kcsznjkcas haxcsjnab

What I just typed makes just as much sense as the TC.

[QUOTE="IustitiaMaximus"]

Will this become a bear thread?

Celldrax

One bear.

I'll be there's a ski resort just out of view of the camera there.

U know Jesus had a daugther and was actually in a relationship with someone, the fact tat he is precieved as this perfect untainted being is wrong, the women depicted as a whore actually was his girlfriend :P

Where are all the butthurt raging posts by fundies? Did they all go into shellshock or something??? I am disappointed as *****, I woke up and wanted Christian fundamentalists to rage here.DragonOracle69

I think they would burn bibles but then get butthurt at themselves for burning bibles XD.DragonOracle69

Is this the way you tell everybody you got your stool stuffed dragonoracle69 ?

That awkward moment where worshippers find out Jesus never existed, and go insane.

[QUOTE="Celldrax"]

OT is dreadful today...

inb4 always dreadful.

Victorious_Fize

GS needs to bring back the old ToU if they want to catch up on the suspension rate over thereDystopian-X

TC you so funnySolid_Snake325

I'm sorry to inform you that you don't know how to troll.

IustitiaMaximus

It's almost painful to see how terrible the attempt was.

[QUOTE="Victorious_Fize"][QUOTE="Celldrax"]

OT is dreadful today...

inb4 always dreadful.

Dystopian-X

jbnkdcsznjkcznj,kcsznjkcas haxcsjnab

What I just typed makes just as much sense as the TC.

Philokalia

you always type like that anyways

Only the extremist Christians would get really enraged.

Then again, doesn't God love everyone, regardless of their sexuality? (With everyone being created in God's image and all).

I thought everyone knew Jesus was gay I realized when everyone was telling me to feel him inside me.Agent-Zero

We all must allow Jesus to come inside us to achieve salvation.

[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]I thought everyone knew Jesus was gay I realized when everyone was telling me to feel him inside me.Celldrax

We all must allow Jesus to come inside us to achieve salvation.

Hmm. Alt, troll, or both?

Gay people would probably be a lot happier.

That would be annoying.