If Chuck Norris got in a fight with himself, who would win?

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#1 JustPlainLucas
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Presening you poeple with a pugilist puzzle you posters should ponder!

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#2 McJugga
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McJugga.
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#3 JML897
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Hurricane Ditka.
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#4 SunofVich
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Chuck Norris would just round house kick Chuck Norris in the face and that would be it.

Winner: Chuck Norris.

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#5 supa_badman
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Captain Falcon.

[spoiler] FALLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAUUNCH! [/spoiler]

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#6 CRS98
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Assuming clones are made, and not just a lame ass joke, I say the guy who cheats.
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#7 McJugga
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[QUOTE="supa_badman"]Mcjugga.JML897

McJugga.CRS98

McJugga.SunofVich

Fixed :)

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#8 kdawg88
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Phil Ken Sebben would win.
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#9 JustPlainLucas
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McJugga.McJugga
That's your answer to everything! :x
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#10 CRS98
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[QUOTE="CRS98"]McJugga.McJugga

Fixed :)

:evil: I never said such things! I call deliberate spread of misinformation!

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#11 kozanecki
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I think the winner would be Sport.

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#12 supa_badman
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Jugga just loves e-Stroking himself. :lol:

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#13 McJugga
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Jugga just loves e-Stroking himself. :lol:

supa_badman
I like it more when others stroke me.
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#14 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="McJugga"] I like it more when others stroke me.

I hope you HAVE a stroke. :evil: [spoiler] :P [/spoiler]
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#15 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="McJugga"]McJugga.JustPlainLucas
That's your answer to everything! :x

Because McJugga IS the answer to everything!

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#16 CRS98
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="McJugga"]McJugga.DJ-Lafleur

That's your answer to everything! :x

Because McJugga IS the answer to everything!

Even cancer? :o

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#17 Gaming-Planet
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That's like trying to divide Zero. The Universe would explode.

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#18 THE_DRUGGIE
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THE_DRUGGIE.McJugga
Why thank you kind sir. :)
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#19 JustPlainLucas
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This thread is out of control! Kill it with fire! :o
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#20 McJugga
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This thread is out of control! Kill it with McJugga! :oJustPlainLucas
That is a dangerous suggestion.
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#21 McJugga
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[QUOTE="McJugga"]THE_DRUGGIE.THE_DRUGGIE
zomg McJugga is soooo awesome :oops:

Eh... *backs away*
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#22 CRS98
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This thread is out of control! Kill it with fire! :oJustPlainLucas
You created it, now you must destroy it, with your- oh, wait, you're no longer a mod.
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#23 supa_badman
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]This thread is out of control! Kill it with McJugga! :oMcJugga
That is a dangerous suggestion.

Agreed, the out come would equal an explosion equivalent to McJugga's avatar.
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#24 DJ-Lafleur
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Yet another thread getting McJugga'd!

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?

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#25 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="McJugga"]THE_DRUGGIE.McJugga
zomg McJugga is soooo awesome :oops:

Eh... *backs away*

The judge calls it a restraining order...I call it a challenge. :oops:
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#26 Dante2710
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They would cancel each other out.
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#27 SpaceMoose
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Probably something like this.

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#28 McJugga
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[QUOTE="McJugga"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] zomg McJugga is soooo awesome :oops:THE_DRUGGIE
Eh... *backs away*

The judge calls it a restraining order...I call it a challenge. :oops:

And I call my body guard.

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#29 THE_DRUGGIE
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And I call my body guard.McJugga
Silly McJugga, I am your body guard. :twisted:
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#30 Gaming-Planet
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Yet another thread getting McJugga'd!

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?

DJ-Lafleur

He's even on a card. :o

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#31 Dylan_11
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No one wins when Chuck Norris fights himself, but everyone does lose. By lose I mean their lives.
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#32 Gunslinger_1988
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If Chuck Norris got into a fight with himself it would destroy the planet and we would lose.
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#33 akuma_od3
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No one wins when 2 Chuck Norris's fight...

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#34 antiredcap
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No one wins when 2 Chuck Norris's fight...

akuma_od3
Ha ha , that's funny!
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#35 Acemaster27
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His mustache!
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#36 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="JML897"]

[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

[QUOTE="CRS98"]McJugga.McJugga

McJugga.SunofVich

Fixed :)

lol yea McJugga.
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#37 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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His mustache!Acemaster27
Which mustache, though? Chuck Norris' or Chuck Norris'?
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#38 McJugga
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[QUOTE="McJugga"]And I call my body guard.THE_DRUGGIE
Silly McJugga, I am your body guard. :twisted:

Hey body guard! I have some freak stalking me. Could you go beat up THE_DRUGGIE for me? :3
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#39 dave123321
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It will continue untill they both die . Or more likely McJugga would be the winner.
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#40 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="McJugga"]And I call my body guard.McJugga
Silly McJugga, I am your body guard. :twisted:

Hey body guard! I have some freak stalking me. Could you go beat up THE_DRUGGIE for me? :3

Sure, but first I need to hide you in the part of the woods where nobody can hear you sc...Err, I mean be safe...
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#41 TheMadGamer
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If that were ever to happen it would create a massive black hole which would suck the entire universe into it!

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#42 McJugga
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[QUOTE="McJugga"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Silly McJugga, I am your body guard. :twisted:THE_DRUGGIE
Hey body guard! I have some freak stalking me. Could you go beat up THE_DRUGGIE for me? :3

Sure, but first I need to hide you in the part of the woods where nobody can hear you sc...Err, I mean be safe...

*follows*

Now the real question is...

Who will win? THE_DRUGGIE, or THE_DRUGGIE? D:

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#43 JonnyEagle
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That fight would last an eternity since Chuck Norris is equal to Chuck Norris in power, now if it were Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris would be the victor....
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#44 lostrib
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Bruce Lee

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#45 supertegwyn
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DUH! Don't you know anything? THIS would happen:

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#46 Assassin1349
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If Chuck Norris were to fight himself the whole universe would be destroyed.

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#47 Deihjan
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listen to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM Then you know Norris is killable.
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[QUOTE="McJugga"]McJugga.JustPlainLucas
That's your answer to everything! :x

Yes it's kinda hilarious but annoying too lol.
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#49 applesxc47
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The fist under his beard:P

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#50 trubluah
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if Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, I believe the univerrse will travel through a worm hole and appear in another universe...then zero will be devided