If Canada attacked the US and war broke out, who would win?

I think Canada would win.

Why would Canada attack America?MattUD1

Maple Syrup?

Why would Canada attack America?MattUD1

To free Terrance and Phillip.

Canada would be nothing without the US. We are their biggest trading partner. And if war broke out we would blockade Canada's ports and just slowly siege the country. We have them on all sides.

But i'm not sure how we'd deal with those polar bears... >_>

Wow this has to be the worst topic ever. I mean really come on. Anyone who thinks Canada would win is........... right :P

The conflict would last about forty seconds, after we sent one tank across the border, Canada would surrender.

If it didn't, in a matter of one day, assuming all nuke power is off, we would have bombed and destroyed every major city in Canada from the border up a good ways. We would destroy every port and military facility in a matter of a single day, and in less than a week we would own your souls.

Youre joking right, there was a thread like this like a year ago. Lets look at some statistics

US Military

Manpower Military age17-45 years old

[1]Available for
military service

67,742,879 males, age 18-49 (2005 est.),
67,070,144 females, age 18-49 (2005 est.)

Fit for military service

54,609,050 males, age 18-49 (2005 est.),
54,696,706 females, age 18-49 (2005 est.)

Reaching militaryage annually

2,143,873 males (2005 est.),
2,036,201 females (2005 est.)

Active personnel

1,426,713 [1] (ranked 2nd)Reserve personnel 1,458,500

Expenditures Budget $548.9 billion ranked First

Percent of GDP3.9 (2007 est.)

Canadian Military

Military ManpowerAvailability

(males age 16-49)8,216,510 (2005 est.)[1]Availability

(females age 16-49)8,034,939 (2005 est.)[1]Fit for military service

(males age 16-49)6,740,490 (2005 est.)[1]Fit for military service

(females age 16-49)6,580,868 (2005 est.)[1]Regular Force (2005)approx. 62,000[2]Primary Reserve (including Rangers)

(2005)approx. 25,000[2]Military expendituresDollar figure

(FY07/08)CAN$16.9 billion[3]Percent of GDP
(FY03/04)1.1% (128th in 2003)

Canada would be nothing without the US. We are their biggest trading partner. And if war broke out we would blockade Canada's ports and just slowly siege the country. We have them on all sides.

But i'm not sure how we'd deal with those polar bears... >_>

helium_flash

It's the polar bear cavalry that could pose trouble. And I still believe the US would intentionally lose New Jersey and possibly Detroit as well.

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Why would Canada attack America?Frattracide

Maple Syrup?

...Wow.

Remember Canadian Bacon?

Why the hell was this topic made? :? It is such a stupid question, its point seems to only flamebait...helium_flash

It's probably a joke topic. The US and Canada would never get in a war.

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Why would Canada attack America?Frattracide

Maple Syrup?

[QUOTE="Frattracide"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Why would Canada attack America?MattUD1

Maple Syrup?

..A matter of seconds before me.

The US would intentionally lose New Jersey.sonicare

ROFL

Well of course Canada would lose, but this would never happen because the USA loves their hat too much.

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]

Canada would be nothing without the US. We are their biggest trading partner. And if war broke out we would blockade Canada's ports and just slowly siege the country. We have them on all sides.

But i'm not sure how we'd deal with those polar bears... >_>

sonicare

It's the polar bear cavalry that could pose trouble. And I still believe the US would intentionally lose New Jersey and possibly Detroit as well.

[QUOTE="Frattracide"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Why would Canada attack America?blackngold29

Maple Syrup?

ON! Why do you ask?

Let's see ...Canada is outnumbered roughly 10 times by the americans but...

1) Most of the world would support Canada.

2) What would happen...all of the american troops would go to the north , giving mexico a chance to attack texas and other southern states. USA would have to fight on 2 fronts + facing attacks from the rest of the world therefore crippling them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

Let's see ...Canada is outnumbered roughly 10 times by the americans but...

1) Most of the world would support Canada.

2) What would happen...all of the american troops would go to the north , giving mexico a chance to attack texas and other southern states. USA would have to fight on 2 fronts + facing attacks from the rest of the world therefore crippling them.

turgore

mexico is a stronger ally of the US than of Canada. . . .

Besides, I don't think the Mexican army is a powerful thing. . . .

Thirdly, this war is imaginary.

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

lycrof

And Celine Dion to demoralize US troops.

The fact that Canada has a French region doesn't help.

Thats right, I made a French-Surrender joke, so what wanna fight about it?

Let's see ...Canada is outnumbered roughly 10 times by the americans but...

1) Most of the world would support Canada.

2) What would happen...all of the american troops would go to the north , giving mexico a chance to attack texas and other southern states. USA would have to fight on 2 fronts + facing attacks from the rest of the world therefore crippling them.

turgore

We also have the National Guard for Mexico

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Frattracide"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Why would Canada attack America?YourChaosIsntMe

Maple Syrup?

..A matter of seconds before me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

lycrof

[QUOTE="lycrof"]

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

sonicare

And Celine Dion to demoralize US troops.

And Mounties.

The U.S would win with on pimp slap.KillaHalo2o9

you know most of the world hates the US and a lot of the troops are in the middle east ?

[QUOTE="lycrof"]

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

sonicare

And Celine Dion to demoralize US troops.

Demoralize or hypnotize into suicide?

The US would intentionally lose New Jersey.sonicare

lol. Canada wouldn't fall for that. In this scenario, Canada may want to take the US but we do have standards.

Youre joking right, there was a thread like this like a year ago. Lets look at some statistics

UrbanSpartan125

Yeah, but how many of the American military is well trained... To be honest I don't think a war between America and Canada would ever break out. Basically brothers, basically the same, and we are top trading partners with each other. If one of us dies the other goes under. Sorta a ball and chain.

THe us duh.

I mean even if it was US vs. the rest of the world, US would still win. We have Rhode Island /thread.

What makes you think we would just keel over and die if the US invaded us? We have lots of guns and forests. Lots, and lots of forests. Guerilla warfare ftw.

lycrof

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_War

[QUOTE="turgore"]

Let's see ...Canada is outnumbered roughly 10 times by the americans but...

1) Most of the world would support Canada.

2) What would happen...all of the american troops would go to the north , giving mexico a chance to attack texas and other southern states. USA would have to fight on 2 fronts + facing attacks from the rest of the world therefore crippling them.

UrbanSpartan125

We also have the National Guard for Mexico

not only that, most countries in the world do no hate the US enough to destroy us. u destroy the US u destroy the world, believe it or not the US is a HUGE HUGE influence in the world

I will say no more...

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]

Canada would be nothing without the US. We are their biggest trading partner. And if war broke out we would blockade Canada's ports and just slowly siege the country. We have them on all sides.

But i'm not sure how we'd deal with those polar bears... >_>

sonicare

It's the polar bear cavalry that could pose trouble. And I still believe the US would intentionally lose New Jersey and possibly Detroit as well.

Lol that was my idea :X! Good call on NJ lol

[QUOTE="UrbanSpartan125"]

Youre joking right, there was a thread like this like a year ago. Lets look at some statistics

-R3Vo

Yeah, but how many of the American military is well trained... To be honest I don't think a war between America and Canada would ever break out. Basically brothers, basically the same, and we are top trading partners with each other. If one of us dies the other goes under. Sorta a ball and chain.

The fact that Canada has a French region doesn't help.

Thats right, I made a French-Surrender joke, so what wanna fight about it?

KG86