I need to be honest about myself (for once).

Online, I pretend to be a bad ass ladies man, but none of it is true. The truth is, I am a loser, through and through. I am 33 years old, I'm fat, balding, and I have never had a girlfriend. I have lied so much on the internet. I have only had sex once in my life, and it was 10 years ago, with a lady that was from Korea. I live with my mom and her boyfriend, Richard. Richard hates me, he is always trying to get my mom to kick me out. I can't hold a job for more than a few weeks without getting fired. Richard always hates me, because I tried to kiss his daughter, who is 22 years old. She told everyone I am a big creep, and she never wants to be around me. I am so lonely, but all I do is troll online, and make fake craigslist personal adds. I use pictures of Richards daughter, and I try to fish for men looking for sex on craigslist. I give them an address I look up on google maps, and I tell them to knock hard so i can hear them, in the middle of the night of course. So many men have told me they are going to track me down and kill me for what I did, but it never happens. Right now, at this point in my life, I have pretty much given up on being a good person. My life sucks so bad, so I might as well spread my misery to others.

The only reason I haven't killed myself, is that if I did, no one would care, so what is the point? That is the kind of person I am. If I can't effect other people, it's not worth doing. I am just trying to be honest about who I am for once.

Burn your computer.

Go to the gym

Gain muscle.

Along comes confidence

Become better person

Be responible

It'll solve the majority of your problems.

Do some voluntary services for some charity.

I am almost 30 years old and I never had a girlfriend either. I've never even held hands, kissed or had sex with a woman. I'm still completely untouched by any woman.

I've never even gotten to a situation where I could talk to a woman. That's because most women always seemed to be kind of unapproachable to me.

Create a Vlog, I'd watch it.

you sound like the main character from that PC game due out "Hatred"

The biggest problem with trolls is that we can never believe anything they say, but in the small chance that any of this is true, don't give up on trying to become a better person and don't give up on trying to improve your life. Things are rarely as bad as they seem to us in our darkest moments. Best of luck!

Bad troll is bad.

cool story bro.

Surely the burden of being untouched for the last decade (to put a figure on it) weighs heavier on your mind than the possibility of rejection. I am not trying to judge, im simply saying that any guy with hobbies interest and the ability to string a sentence together can find a woman to love and enjoy those things with, even if that does seem like a real challenge.

Best thread ever.

ShepardCommandr is an total idiot.

It feels good to finally come clean about who I really am. Sometimes I feel like it is too late for me, because of the things I have done. On my way home from the corner store, with money I got from my mom, I have broken up root beer bottles and scattered the glass on a play ground near my moms house. I also have keyed so many cars. But I have never gotten caught. I think that is my problem. Since I have never gotten into trouble for things that I have done, I will just keep doing them.

Thanks dude, now i know what will happen to me if i dont study and keep playing games i am now 16 and a virgin but not for long ^o^ holding hands! Also i am not fat but super bony. Gotta eat more and excercise.

THERE You made a difference. YOU DO MATTER.

Btw all of this is true.

As for you, hit the gym dude or at least starve yourself.

Or you can always go gay.

Join a military group.

I am sorry everyone, I lied again. Nothing I said was true. I am not 33, and I don't live with my mom. Or maybe I do. But the lies keep happening. I can't stop lying, I am so pathetic.

What's horrible about this post is there's someone out there just like this.

and sad

lol counter-trolling, new trend

Get help.