I can answer all of life's questions. Ask me anything.

who killed tupac?Robograndma

A dinosaur.

Alright... What's the meaning of life?
 gameeer1

Tube socks.

[QUOTE="Robograndma"]who killed tupac?fatzombiepigeon

A dinosaur.

If God is truly omnicient and omnipotent, how can free will be possible?  If God knows what I will be doing on august 12th, 2027 at 7:30 PM, then how can I claim to have free will?ravensfan5252

How long until I finally de-verganize my self?proctorsurf

How do they get the soft flowing caramel into the Caramilk bar? :omegagene

They sacrifice the souls of 100 kittens to perform such an act. For every Caramilk bar you eat, 100 kittens were killed in it's creation.

Do you remember when we used to dance?GreaseMonkey

Yes. Want to to go out again next friday?

How long until I finally de-verganize my self?proctorsurf

what is gods real name2ndWonder

Alfred.

What is my name?Scn64

The true question is: How do you know I didn't use my amazing power to change your name, Billy?

How many fingers am I holding up?CHAOSWEAV3R

Anywhere between 1 and 10.

[QUOTE="2ndWonder"]what is gods real namefatzombiepigeon

Alfred.

[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]How many fingers am I holding up?fatzombiepigeon

Anywhere between 1 and 10.

How long until I finally de-verganize my self?proctorsurf

In exactly seven years, six months, eight days, 4 hours, and 53 seconds from the time this message was posted. Congratulations.

If a tree falls in the forest and no oneis around to here it,does it make a sound?spikeyhairedkid

No. Next question.

Why are you responding with completely illogical answers?aaaaarrrrggggg

They are only illogical on your level of understanding. Also, you're going to die in two and a half years when a train carrying an army of zombie clowns rams into your home.

You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?darkjedirpm

Yes, we had a wonderful time, but it never went anywhere.

[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]Why are you responding with completely illogical answers?fatzombiepigeon

They are only illogical on your level of understanding. Also, you're going to die in two and a half years when a train carrying an army of zombie clowns rams into your home.

42.Hewkii

The answer to your question is 97. Shock and awe.

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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]Why are you responding with completely illogical answers?aaaaarrrrggggg

They are only illogical on your level of understanding. Also, you're going to die in two and a half years when a train carrying an army of zombie clowns rams into your home.

Unless I change what happens. Don't make me angry.

Why is flipping the bird so much better when you smoke while doing so?Ignignokt104

Because it's a well known fact that smoking makes you look cool. Duh.

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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]Why are you responding with completely illogical answers?fatzombiepigeon

They are only illogical on your level of understanding. Also, you're going to die in two and a half years when a train carrying an army of zombie clowns rams into your home.

Unless I change what happens. Don't make me angry.

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"][QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"][QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]Why are you responding with completely illogical answers?aaaaarrrrggggg

They are only illogical on your level of understanding. Also, you're going to die in two and a half years when a train carrying an army of zombie clowns rams into your home.

Unless I change what happens. Don't make me angry.

Keep on revealing the truth and those zombie clowns might come sooner than two years. 

Who is my favorite GS user?
spikeyhairedkid

Yourself. It doesn't matter if you don't realize it, but you actually care more about yourself than anyone else. Thus, it is you. Nex question.

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[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]How many fingers am I holding up?CHAOSWEAV3R

Anywhere between 1 and 10.

No, unkown to you I changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Shock and awe.

What time is it?CHAOSWEAV3R

It is G:*874

I gave you the time on the planet of Fromnambular, you were not specific.

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[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]How many fingers am I holding up?fatzombiepigeon

Anywhere between 1 and 10.

No, unkown to you I changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Shock and awe.

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[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]How many fingers am I holding up?CHAOSWEAV3R

Anywhere between 1 and 10.

No, unkown to you I changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Shock and awe.

It happened so quickly you didn't notice, then I changed them back. You were not specific enough, so I gave you the possible numbers at the time I changed them. Next question. Make it a really good one.