I pray to Shrek every night and eat 2 onions a day pondering about the lessons that the Ogrelord has taught. I want to be the most loyal follower of Shrek in the world how can I increase my devotion for him?
I pray to Shrek every night and eat 2 onions a day pondering about the lessons that the Ogrelord has taught. I want to be the most loyal follower of Shrek in the world how can I increase my devotion for him?
Kneel at the feet of your bed, let him come and accept him into you...not necessarily in that order...
If you haven't lit your ear wax candle to maintain the constant ogre vigil, then you must ask yourself "Am I really 'bout dat life?"
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