How many rolls of toilet paper do you have?

All out. My wife found a couple packs of flushable feminine hygiene wipes this weekend. Now my butthole smells like a summer breeze.

I have around 16 rolls. That should last until the Coronavirus craze dies down.

Plenty. But honestly, you can use a washrag and then clean it.

Weirdos.

Can someone spare a square?

I have Filipino friends telling me about the "tabo" they use and I'm honestly intrigued. I've always enjoyed a post-shit shower in the morning, so expanding that to every bathroom break without the inconvenience of taking a shower would be a no-brainer.

But I think the three seashells would be the fastest way about going about it still.

This country needs to embrace bidets.

Fucking gross.

@Serraph105: Agreed.

@ezekiel43: LOL

Weenie.

Far less gross than shit smeared buttocks.

Use the shower. No fabric that touches that much feces should ever be reused.

I went to two big box stores yesterday and they are still both sold out of toilet paper. It could be months before it’s fully available. People are really selfish.

Sitting decent. Got a few from the last hotel and Walmart had some when I last went.

Every store in my area has been sold out for 2 weeks atleast. Everywhere I have gone is empty still.

Question: recently, every time I take a shit and use my bidet, I would think of this thread, and I would grin smugly. Does that make me an arsehole?

Probably like 30.