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#1 FrenchDynasty
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Well OT whats your personal method? flex your butt cheeks a little? show your soft sensitive feminine side? offer to let her make you a sandwich? whats your personal method? 8)

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#2 Baconbits2004
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.... I don't.
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#3 FFCYAN
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Humor.

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#4 nocoolnamejim
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I personally swear by the "astonishingly sexy eyebrow wiggle" technique of attracting women. Works every time.
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#5 Vader993
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my voice or my dry sense of humor,

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#6 Baconbits2004
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I personally swear by the "astonishingly sexy eyebrow wiggle" technique of attracting women. Works every time. nocoolnamejim
I have done this before, it works. But, I didn't try to do it on purpose, so it doesn't count.
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#7 bloodling
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I show them my gamerscore.

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#8 ghoklebutter
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Grope them, obviously. [spoiler] Of course that's not serious advice. :/ [/spoiler]
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#9 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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I don't go too far to impress the opposite sex. If they like me, great. If not, then okay move on.

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#10 UltimoIce
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I like to strut around, cooing, and puffing out my chest while bobbing my head up and down. It works 70% of the time, all the time.

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#11 nocoolnamejim
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I show them my gamerscore.

bloodling
Solid tactic. It's best if you find out if they're a keeper or not early on in the courtship period.
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#12 mrbojangles25
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I've finally learned that if you need to try to impress women, youre doing it wrong.

Just be yourself. Yea, yea...I know...I dismissed that advice for a long time as bullcrap, but its true.

But to answer your question, humor helps, and dont be a white knight. Be a gentleman, sure, just don't coddle her. And don't be afraid to give her a little bit of flak on occasion. Its a good equalizer.

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#13 cybrcatter
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I don't go too far to impress the opposite sex. If they like me, great. If not, then okay move on.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo
I was going to make a smart ass comment, but since this is pretty much my view, I will QFT.
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#14 raven_squad
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My Gamespot post count.
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#15 UltimoIce
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[QUOTE="Suzy_Q_Kazoo"]

I don't go too far to impress the opposite sex. If they like me, great. If not, then okay move on.

cybrcatter

I was going to make a smart ass comment, but since this is pretty much my view, I will QFT.

You aren't allowed to come into a thread without making a smart ass comment. Shame on you. I thumb my nose at you.

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#16 lol_haha_dead
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My face does all the work for me.
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#17 Brozekial
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Make them laugh.
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#18 QuetzaIcoatl
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I flaunt my colorful genitalia while roaring/howling and pounding on the ground in an aggressive manner. Works every time.

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#19 realistic44
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.... I don't. Baconbits2004


Same, I usually just be myself and let them come to me, so theres not too much pressure onem:?

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#20 FFCYAN
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I flaunt my colorful genitalia while, roaring/howling, and pounding on the ground in an aggressive manner. Works every time.

QuetzaIcoatl

You should get that checked.

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#21 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="Suzy_Q_Kazoo"]

I don't go too far to impress the opposite sex. If they like me, great. If not, then okay move on.

UltimoIce

I was going to make a smart ass comment, but since this is pretty much my view, I will QFT.

You aren't allowed to come into a thread without making a smart ass comment. Shame on you. I thumb my nose at you.

Just your nose? :(
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#22 JustusCF
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I have a dark sense of humor, so I use my natural charm and intelligence. :P

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#23 MRBUCKMASTER
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i git necked!! jk I tell them I play video games..... and it works. Yep.
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#24 SaudiFury
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I try to be funny. smart, and willing to listen for long stretches.

this either wins me. or i get stuck in the friendzone.

lol....

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#25 Chojuto
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I touch their shoulder. Duh.
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#26 z4twenny
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i don't try to impress

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#27 Aspen706
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I don't need to, they either like me or they don't.
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#28 dracula_16
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I show them my Gamespot level.

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#29 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"].... I don't. realistic44



Same, I usually just be myself and let them come to me, so theres not too much pressure onem:?

Exactly. If you *do* purposely do something to try and win someone over they might
A. Notice that you're doing it on purpose, and pretend to be 'impressed'
B. Notice, but act unimpressed to strike a blow to your ego
C. Be weirded out, and unsure *what* to do
D. Kick you

... it gets worse from E, onwards. =/

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#30 mitu123
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My Gamespot post count. raven_squad
Hell yeah, ours are big!

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#31 realistic44
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[QUOTE="realistic44"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"].... I don't. Baconbits2004



Same, I usually just be myself and let them come to me, so theres not too much pressure onem:?

Exactly. If you *do* purposely do something to try and win someone over they might
A. Notice that you're doing it on purpose, and pretend to be 'impressed'
B. Notice, but act unimpressed to strike a blow to your ego
C. Be weirded out, and unsure *what* to do
D. Kick you

... it gets worse from E, onwards. =/

Im figuring that E) is watch b/f tag along and get into a scrap fight against me :lol:

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#32 Darthkaiser
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I am myself
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#33 Logan1616
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How don't I impress women? :P
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#35 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="realistic44"]

Same, I usually just be myself and let them come to me, so theres not too much pressure onem:?

realistic44

Exactly. If you *do* purposely do something to try and win someone over they might
A. Notice that you're doing it on purpose, and pretend to be 'impressed'
B. Notice, but act unimpressed to strike a blow to your ego
C. Be weirded out, and unsure *what* to do
D. Kick you

... it gets worse from E, onwards. =/

Im figuring that E) is watch b/f tag along and get into a scrap fight against me :lol:

And F) would be telling you to... go away. :P

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#36 harashawn
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Girls are often impressed by how stupid I can be. :D
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#37 fidosim
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Dressing well, A.K.A. "Polishing the turd." :P
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#38 needled24-7
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gotta bust out the acoustic guitar. just play some green day and they'll have their **** around your **** before you finish the song.

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#39 agentdandb
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My looks do all the impressing for me 8)

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#40 GazaAli
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By ignoring them ;)
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#41 Arsephixiation
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I don't impress women. If they don't impress me, never the twain shall meet.

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#42 Fusionmix
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Be real polite. Open doors. Master the art of the 'big slow lazy grin'. Have a sense of purpose in life and not act like a degenerate slob. Listen when they gripe, back out gracefull when it gets interminably dull. I tend to stay away from swearing, or even just talking excessively; my voice has an odd timbre and I tend to drop my t's when I speak.

I don't outright try to 'impress' them - then they just find you mildly amusing or titter to their friends about the awkward geek with the bad pickup lines.

I may be an awkward geek, but I am certainly not accusable of bad pickup lines.

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#43 Grandotaku
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I just turn on my

charmander

clothes come off.

Sigh_han

That was septable

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#44 snugglebear
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Lots of polyester suits. Make sure the moustache is waxed and the chest hair is on full display and well fluffed. Then, give 'em the old "wink and shoot." Refer to them as "sweet thing" and "hot stuff" to show your appreciation.

Ok, in all honesty, I don't proactively try to impress women, unless the ability to hold a conversation now rates as impressive.Just talk to them, get to know them and learn to appreciate the things that set them apart. If the chemistry is there, awesomeness will ensue.

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#45 yagr_zero
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I just whip out my French accent.
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#46 tofu-lion91
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But to answer your question, humor helps, and dont be a white knight. Be a gentleman, sure, just don't coddle her. And don't be afraid to give her a little bit of flak on occasion. Its a good equalizer.mrbojangles25
Sound advice :)
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#47 OreoMilkshake
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Cartoon voices.
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#48 FatPurry
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I don't. Apparently my looks are enough.

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#49 Film-Guy
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I just show them a handsome smile. That is all it takes.

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#50 NiteLights
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Humor. And I try to talk to them about things I know they're interested in.