How do I become a Badass?

I'm not going to going to pour milk on someone's head I like to drink it too much.

Make a thread bashing Cats. :oSaintBlaze

fight a bear.

Always works. :D

You have to get 'Badass' tattooed on your forehead.ProudLarry

Darn I should've used that 200 bucks there instead of my butt.

Attach chainsaws to your arms.Mike1234234

How much would that cost?

[QUOTE="Mike1234234"]Attach chainsaws to your arms.megamanzero49

How much would that cost?

You can learn from role models like Alexander Anderson.

Just check my profile.

around 500

You are also going to need helluh scars, most importantly one across your eye.

:o Die and then come back to life.

That's what Jesus would do. 8)

:o Die and then come back to life.

That's what Jesus would do. 8)

ayanami_rei

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

go to a zoo and curse at everything that breathes.skullkrusher13

yes! I was waiting for that one

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

Apollo5000

If I were to be any of those guys. Do I have to do it for more than one day?

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

megamanzero49

If I were to be any of those guys. Do I have to do it for more than one day?

To keep being Badass, yes.

Wear a bandana at all times

Start a motocyle gang

Salute the flag with your middle finger

Break all the rules

Act tough and everything that a bully would do.

I'm not going to going to pour milk on someone's head I like to drink it too much.

megamanzero49

You have to uppercut punkasses.

fight a bear.

Always works. :D

martialbullet

And Survive.

:o Die and then come back to life.

That's what Jesus would do. 8)

ayanami_rei

I think he would just set everyone on fire and banish them to hell.

Then say a cheesy one liner like - "HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN MAY CAST THE FIRST OWNAGE!!"

[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

fight a bear.

Always works. :D

Montaya

And Survive.

good point

fight a bear.

Always works. :D

martialbullet

Like so?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny1JFpckkNo

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

Apollo5000

Solid snake is a pansy, if you had said Snake Plisskin then yes I would agree and give you a piece of pie. But you had to ruin that and now I get to keep the pie.

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

Film-Guy

Solid snake is a pansy, if you had said Snake Plisskin then yes I would agree and give you a piece of pie. But you had to ruin that and now I get to keep the pie.

Did Snake Plisskin run up a missile that was fired at him? No.

Solid Snake did.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

Apollo5000

Solid snake is a pansy, if you had said Snake Plisskin then yes I would agree and give you a piece of pie. But you had to ruin that and now I get to keep the pie.

Did Snake Plisskin run up a missile that was fired at him? No.

Solid Snake did.

Wait, when did Snake do that?

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

kool-aids

Solid snake is a pansy, if you had said Snake Plisskin then yes I would agree and give you a piece of pie. But you had to ruin that and now I get to keep the pie.

Did Snake Plisskin run up a missile that was fired at him? No.

Solid Snake did.

Wait, when did Snake do that?

Fighting Liquid in the Harrier in the Twin Snakes remake of MGS.

[QUOTE="kool-aids"][QUOTE="Apollo5000"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

Are you Batman?

Are you Jack Bauer?

Are you Solid Snake?

Are you Master Chief?

If you answered no to any of these questions you are not badass. Make one of them true so you can be badass. For example rather than not be Batman, be Batman or rather than not being Jack Bauer try being Jack Bauer.

C-Himura

Solid snake is a pansy, if you had said Snake Plisskin then yes I would agree and give you a piece of pie. But you had to ruin that and now I get to keep the pie.

Did Snake Plisskin run up a missile that was fired at him? No.

Solid Snake did.

Wait, when did Snake do that?

Fighting Liquid in the Harrier in the Twin Snakes remake of MGS.

Go figure, hopefully he does that in MGS1, since im not that far yet.