Hey I'm trying to buy Earth, who do I talk too?

Look man, the Aliens called me up today. They said if I want the space ship that I wouldn't have to trade them Earth, now I have the money. Just need to know who I have to talk too to buy this planet so I can get my space ship? Now who knows who the heck I have to talk to to drop this Gazillion and get this thing rollin. Come on I don't got all day, I got a meeting in deep space.

I believe there is a thread where you can speak to God, is there not?

PM me bro I got everything you need.

Well, I can't sell you all of earth, but I do have a bridge you can buy.

Does Al Gore know about this? >_>

The guy that bought earth before youwas killed.

Does Al Gore know about this? >_>

Curlyfrii87

You talk to the obamas...

You would have to speak with the head of the Illuminati. Sadly, however, I cannot tell you who that is, as I am only a third tier (there are five tiers) member, and we only know the members one level above us and all levels below us.thepwninator

Sadly the earth is already divided up and owned by a small group of evil men, but, There is still hope my friend. In the past there have been great men that stood against the elite in this world and took what was theirs! Go now, read of Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon Bonaparte, and don't forget to don a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt as it will be the key to your success!Locke562

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]You would have to speak with the head of the Illuminati. Sadly, however, I cannot tell you who that is, as I am only a third tier (there are five tiers) member, and we only know the members one level above us and all levels below us.Locke562

Oprah Winfrey.

[QUOTE="Locke562"][QUOTE="thepwninator"]You would have to speak with the head of the Illuminati. Sadly, however, I cannot tell you who that is, as I am only a third tier (there are five tiers) member, and we only know the members one level above us and all levels below us.thepwninator

[QUOTE="Locke562"][QUOTE="thepwninator"]You would have to speak with the head of the Illuminati. Sadly, however, I cannot tell you who that is, as I am only a third tier (there are five tiers) member, and we only know the members one level above us and all levels below us.thepwninator

[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="Locke562"] Hey, How do I get in to the Illuminati? Jorge Luis Borges couldn't or wouldn't tell me. :PLocke562

Look man, the Aliens called me up today. They said if I want the space ship that I wouldn't have to trade them Earth, now I have the money. Just need to know who I have to talk too to buy this planet so I can get my space ship? Now who knows who the heck I have to talk to to drop this Gazillion and get this thing rollin. Come on I don't got all day, I got a meeting in deep space.

DazedDarkness

Talk to your shrink, and then Mr. Pfizer and Mr. Wyeth.

Lies why would aliens use money when their superior technonlogy can allow them to take the planet by force

Lies why would aliens use money when their superior technonlogy can allow them to take the planet by force

kemar7856

[QUOTE="Locke562"][QUOTE="thepwninator"] You get in by being invited. You don't find us-we find you.thepwninator

Bling is a suicidal milkshake that can only be make under a lemon tree on a fathers day. if you dont know what any of the things i stated are then you should sream the name cat 54.2 times in order to summon Rahul which is a magical genie that will give you 14 blings.

Lies why would aliens use money when their superior technonlogy can allow them to take the planet by force

kemar7856

Burp (sicko). Ahh, that was a welcome release of gas...

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]

[QUOTE="Locke562"] I see, I see. How were you "found"?Locke562

So if you bought earth, you would own us?

Talk to this, punk! xobballox

wtf. :lol:

Can you spare me some change, you wealthy man? CleanPlayer

Here's some.

Oh wait-you meant money. Sorry. It's all being used on industrial and financial giants.

Can you spare me some change, you wealthy man? CleanPlayer

ahhahahaah your funny he is not wealthy earth is worth liek 10 cents now afterwhat we done to it!

Due to his popularity ii believe you must speak to Chuck Norris

There's this muslim guy in Washington D.C. who claims to be the president of the U.S. and thinks he's black. Everyone loves him for some reason. I'd talk to him if I were you. If you can't seem to get a hold of him, try talking to his wife the Liberal Media. Watch out though, she's a real b**** I hear.

[QUOTE="xobballox"]Talk to this, punk! Shi-ro-me

wtf. :lol:

Was that meant to be a Dirty Harry reference or something? :lol:

you could always see the Steinbrenner family, since they seem to be intent on running an empire of their own. Remember what one of them said about the Yankees the other year? "The Yankees are going to win the championship, and the universe will be back in order."

:lol:

I believe Earth is still in theaters, and will still be quite a while before you will be able to buy Earth on DVD/Blu-Ray.

Bling is a suicidal milkshake that can only be make under a lemon tree on a fathers day. if you dont know what any of the things i stated are then you should sream the name cat 54.2 times in order to summon Rahul which is a magical genie that will give you 14 blings.

Kaisos

What they look for is a high degree of assertiveness and resourcefulness. Most of my Illuminati assignments have been of the coercion sort, however-in the past year and a half, I've brought 8 large criminal organizations and 4 small but high-growth potential corporations under the direct invisible yoke of the Illuminati. These are amongst the many entities that compromise the hands of the Illuminati's puppet-a puppet whose strings we pull to influence the world around it.thepwninator

talk to me....PCgamer_ako