Good morning OT: You have just woken up as Kim Jong Un.

You have just woken up as Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader of True Korea, what is your next move?

Dammit, dear leader doesnt shit, he's flawless

How about commanding the prettiest lady in the country that you can find to have sex with you?

Personally I take a walk in this beautiful country of his :P

I'd kill myself to relieve the people of the shitty misery that I am.

I would read "Twilight" and add "become a sparkly damned vampire" to my bucket list.

I had read once that his father stated he never pooped. I guess it runs in the family. (Or should I say, it doesn't?) Anyway, I think perpetual constipation helps to explain a lot about the Kims.

Wouldn't help much. If you wished to help, open up the borders I guess and start changing the system.

You really did put some thought into this didn't you :3

Yup, because someone had already said "taking a dump". D=

It's time for some changes around here...

Lose some weight.

Begin talks with US & China to turn the state of my country around, once those have begun and are on track, step down with a "good sum" of money and live the rest of my life on some tropical island.

i rub my balls on Karl Marx's A Biography.

Fire my barber.

I bet it would be hard to make any progress towards the good of the country before someone figured out something was wrong with the supreme leader and had him killed.

eee.. Might as well have some fun. Attacking every nation that isn't Korea and starting a new world war.

The first thing to do would be to tell the truth about my status about a mortal.

Cry because my penis is so small

Perform a cover and music video for Gangnam Style.

Surrender to SKorea then grovel on the ground pleading for SKorea to take us in.

Hunt deer with missiles and tanks.