Five ducks

The other day i was walking through the park when I was approached by five ducks. As I was looking at the ducks (there were five of them) I heard a voice say 'I am the lord Jesus Christ'. I looked around but there was nobody there, except the ducks. Needless to say, I felt quite strange and went home immediately and sat in the bath with a blanket over my head.

So I have a few questions really.

I'm not a religious person, and I've never read much of the Bible, so i was wondering if there were any stories in there about ducks. More specifically, if there were any stories about lots of ducks (I'm thinking five, but it might be four or six, allowing for some error in translation).

Secondly, have you ever seen five ducks? If not, how many ducks did you ever did saw?

Book yourself into a mental hospital as soon as possible. :-)

The other day i was walking through the park when I was approached by five ducks. As I was looking at the ducks (there were five of them) I heard a voice say 'I am the lord Jesus Christ'. I looked around but there was nobody there, except the ducks. Needless to say, I felt quite strange and went home immediately and sat in the bath with a blanket over my head.

So I have a few questions really.

I'm not a religious person, and I've never read much of the Bible, so i was wondering if there were any stories in there about ducks. More specifically, if there were any stories about lots of ducks (I'm thinking five, but it might be four or six, allowing for some error in translation).

Secondly, have you ever seen five ducks? If not, how many ducks did you ever did saw?

Chevolutionary

Your obviously quackers.

Well they're just ducks...how many did you say you saw-

Five!? oh dear lord