Does your mom ever wear a bikini?

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#1 GTA_Fan360
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My mom is in her 40s and she occasionally wears a bikini to the beach/pool. I hate it when I am with my friends at the beach/pool and my mom is there wearing a bikini, they always try to sit next to her and stuff to piss me off. Screw them, some of their mom's wear bikinis also but not many. Luckily now she doesn't come to the beach with us so it's only when they come over to swim in our pool, but not if my dad is there.
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#2 Sajedene
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Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini?
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#3 UnrighteousFury
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Uh, no.

But my neighbor, who's got to be pushing 70, waters her lawn in a bikini. It's pretty disgusting.

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#4 Dark_Knight6
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No, she doesn't.  

  

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No. :| I don't even think she'd look good in a one-piece, TBH.
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#6 JohnnySN1P3R
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Uh, no.

But my neighbor, who's got to be pushing 70, waters her lawn in a bikini. It's pretty disgusting.

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Thanks, now I got great thoughts to go to sleep to.
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#7 GTA_Fan360
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Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? Sajedene
nah I was wondering how many other moms actually wear bikinis. It doesn't seem common in my area especially amongst my friends.
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#8 runker
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would you be more angry if they actually pissed on your mom?
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Nope, not ever.
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Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? Sajedene

totally agree. i mean, i get it because shes your mom and everything, but shes also a woman too. And they like feeling sexay;)

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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? GTA_Fan360
nah I was wondering how many other moms actually wear bikinis. It doesn't seem common in my area especially amongst my friends.

Outside of your your little bubble -- a lot.
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#12 UnrighteousFury
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[QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Uh, no.

But my neighbor, who's got to be pushing 70, waters her lawn in a bikini. It's pretty disgusting.

JohnnySN1P3R

Thanks, now I got great thoughts to go to sleep to.

Well, sometimes she wears a one-piece. 

I'm thinking of getting her a sprinkler system.

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No pics means no Milf ever was discussed in this topic.
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#14 GTA_Fan360
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[QUOTE="GTA_Fan360"][QUOTE="Sajedene"]Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? Sajedene
nah I was wondering how many other moms actually wear bikinis. It doesn't seem common in my area especially amongst my friends.

Outside of your your little bubble -- a lot.

well after hearing about the 70 year old, I would have to say you are right.
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Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? Sajedene

Belly-button piercings aren't something a mom should wear.   

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#16 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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No, she doesn't. If she did, well that'd be kind of disturbing since she's like 50 years old.
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No wai!
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Ok, first off -- we get it. You got a hot mom. Thanks for sharing. Pics or it didnt happen. Second -- if I ever have kids, I hope they're not as uptight as you. Can't wear belly piercings, and now you have a problem with her wearing a bikini? Dark_Knight6

Belly-button piercings aren't something a mom should wear.   

Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.
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#19 black_cat19
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I don't know, I haven't been to a beach/pool with her in years and I don't remember what she wore when I was a kid, but I guess she could if she wanted to, I'd say she's good looking if I didn't know her so well...
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 Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.Sajedene

Could you point out where I said there was a law against it?  I said "shouldn't."  It looks so immature, especially for a mom. 

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*Mental image*

*Retches*

God, I hope not. >_>

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Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.Sajedene

I'd just like to throw in my two cents. I don't think it's a matter of the women being mothers, I think it's a matter of their ages. I wouldn't really mind if my mother did these things given that she was still young (twenties to thirties perhaps).

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#23 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"] Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.Dark_Knight6

Could you point out where I said there was a law against it?  I said "shouldn't."  It looks so immature, especially for a mom. 

Oooh! Phew! For a moment there, I almost took what you wrote too literally. Funny -- back in the day people said women shouldnt work when they become moms. Not becoming and all that hooplah of how it affected the kids...
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.uhoh_hotdogs

I'd just like to throw in my two cents. I don't think it's a matter of the women being mothers, I think it's a matter of their ages.

I dont think its the age -- I know a lot of women over 40 with 2++ kids who are hotter than some of your high school mates.
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No...thank god.
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Oooh! Phew! For a moment there, I almost took what you wrote too literally. Funny -- back in the day people said women shouldnt work when they become moms. Not becoming and all that hooplah of how it affected the kids...Sajedene

There's quite a difference between getting a job and getting a piercing.  The former is respectable, the latter is something teenage girls do.   

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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Oooh! Phew! For a moment there, I almost took what you wrote too literally. Funny -- back in the day people said women shouldnt work when they become moms. Not becoming and all that hooplah of how it affected the kids...Dark_Knight6

There's quite a difference between getting a job and getting a piercing.  The former is respectable, the latter is something teenage girls do.   

Again, based on what? What you think? What about what I think? Or what they think? Or what others think? I get it, you won't let your wife and your daughters get piercings.
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#28 Dark_Knight6
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Again, based on what? What you think? What about what I think? Or what they think? Or what others think? I get it, you won't let your wife and your daughters get piercings.Sajedene

It's obviously based on what I think.  You can think what you want.  

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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Oooh! Phew! For a moment there, I almost took what you wrote too literally. Funny -- back in the day people said women shouldnt work when they become moms. Not becoming and all that hooplah of how it affected the kids...Dark_Knight6

There's quite a difference between getting a job and getting a piercing.  The former is respectable, the latter is something teenage girls do.   

It could be worse. Your mom could start wearing Hello Kitty.

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#30 Dark_Knight6
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It could be worse. Your mom could start wearing Hello Kitty.

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Holy Peter-pan syndrome, Batman.   

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So what are moms supposed to stop being attractive? What are they supposed to wear a sweater all the time? Jesus I don't understand the idea that the older you get the more sexually conservative your suppossed to be. I mean not to go back to the peircing thing but most of you didn't object to it simply because it was a piercing you objected to it because it was on a mom who apparently once they turn 30 are suppossed to just cover everything up and live a life of modesty.

At least you kids have a damn mom.

Gender roles FTW!

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My mom no, but my step mom does.
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#33 I_Am_Sexy
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So are you going to post a pic of her in the bikini or what

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#34 aliblabla2007
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No. We don't do that in Malaysia, and she wouldn't look good in it anyway.
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Again, based on what? What you think? What about what I think? Or what they think? Or what others think? I get it, you won't let your wife and your daughters get piercings.Dark_Knight6

It's obviously based on what I think.  You can think what you want.  

I'm thinking uptight, religious, conservative. Yes?
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I'm thinking uptight, religious, conservative. Yes?Sajedene

Let's see.  No, no, and no.   

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[QUOTE="JohnnySN1P3R"][QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Uh, no.

But my neighbor, who's got to be pushing 70, waters her lawn in a bikini. It's pretty disgusting.

UnrighteousFury

Thanks, now I got great thoughts to go to sleep to.

Well, sometimes she wears a one-piece. 

I'm thinking of getting her a sprinkler system.

:lol: That might be a good investment :P Anyway, no thankfully she doesn't. She knows what she looks good in (and the list gets smaller and smaller as the years go by).
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

It could be worse. Your mom could start wearing Hello Kitty.

Dark_Knight6

Holy Peter-pan syndrome, Batman.   

Did somebody say Peter Pan?

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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]I'm thinking uptight, religious, conservative. Yes?Dark_Knight6

Let's see.  No, no, and no.   

Oh but I thought pre-judging based on presentation is what we're doing here?
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]I'm thinking uptight, religious, conservative. Yes?Sajedene

Let's see.  No, no, and no.   

Oh but I thought pre-judging based on presentation is what we're doing here?

Look who's talking. -_-

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#41 Dark_Knight6
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Did somebody say Peter Pan?

Theokhoth

Uh, wow.  There real question is how you found that.  

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#42 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Did somebody say Peter Pan?

Dark_Knight6

Uh, wow.  There real question is how you found that.  

The guy was interviewed on some website once. I found it through there. He's been doing this for years. >_>

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[QUOTE="Sajedene"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

Let's see. No, no, and no.

Theokhoth

Oh but I thought pre-judging based on presentation is what we're doing here?

Look who's talking. -_-

Yeah-- thats kinda the point. Thanks for the NO DUH! moment.
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#44 Theokhoth
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Yeah-- thats kinda the point. Thanks for the NO DUH! moment.Sajedene

Gimme a break; I was blonde before I changed my hair. >_>

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#45 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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[QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]Oh really? I didnt know there was a law against that. Darn -- all these moms I know should get arrested or something. I didnt know that motherhood is so affected by piercings, tattoos, and heck, even bikinis.Sajedene

I'd just like to throw in my two cents. I don't think it's a matter of the women being mothers, I think it's a matter of their ages.

I dont think its the age -- I know a lot of women over 40 with 2++ kids who are hotter than some of your high school mates.

Fair enough. I just think that the important thing is self awareness, you should know whether you can pull something like a bikini or a piercing off. I can tell you right now that I would look quite unsightly in a Speedo, hence I do not wear those in public.

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#46 I_Am_Sexy
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still waiting for pics
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#47 Dark_Knight6
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Oh but I thought pre-judging based on presentation is what we're doing here? Sajedene

I never said it wasn't.  All I said is that you're way off.  Thanks for putting words in my mouth, though.  

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#48 dominer
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My mom wears a one-piece,and she still needs to cover up more :P
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#50 drumbreak1
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Uh, no.

But my neighbor, who's got to be pushing 70, waters her lawn in a bikini. It's pretty disgusting.

UnrighteousFury
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