Differences between Porn and real sex explained with food.

#1 Posted by lightleggy (16087 posts) -
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These are the types of videos that I love. Also because of the subject. It's great to see people battling against the plethora or sex myths that go around society, it pisses me off so much to hear people talking about sex because it's just so obvious the majority of them are lying. Like how a room full of men and suddenly over 10 of them have a 19 cm penis and the guy with the 16 cm is deemed "little". Or how some complain about lasting "only 40 minutes" when anyone who has had sex knows that pulling that shit off is an olympic feat unless you're using a condom with a numbing agent (and even then those don't even take it that far).

#2 Edited by indzman (19965 posts) -

Lightleggy how much porn stuff you have in your HDD atm ?

#3 Posted by JangoWuzHere (17466 posts) -

Where do they get these statistics and percentages?

#4 Edited by Behardy24 (5324 posts) -

eyeopening.....

#5 Posted by Behardy24 (5324 posts) -

@JangoWuzHere said:

Where do they get these statistics and percentages?

I would like to know this too.

#6 Posted by magicalclick (23950 posts) -

Okayyyy.... So they lied about their sex capability. What's next?

#7 Edited by lightleggy (16087 posts) -

@indzman said:

Lightleggy how much porn stuff you have in your HDD atm ?

People still download porn?

@JangoWuzHere said:

Where do they get these statistics and percentages?

I'd say it's based on surveys, both publics and from clinics. I know for a fact that the average penis size thing is mostly conducted by condom companies.

#8 Posted by ad1x2 (5795 posts) -

@lightleggy said:

People still download porn?

Sometimes internet connections go dead in the middle of your boner, or your favorite videos are pulled from streaming sites for copyright violations, or you may have a data cap...

#9 Edited by indzman (19965 posts) -

@lightleggy said:

@indzman said:

Lightleggy how much porn stuff you have in your HDD atm ?

People still download porn?

I do ( Only my favourite ones )=P

#10 Posted by Netret0120 (2871 posts) -

Porn Logic:

Pulled over by an officer wearing a slutty outfit.

Where is your license?

I'll bang you as punishment for not having a license

*Ejaculates*

#11 Edited by Korvus (8016 posts) -

They actually managed to make half of it sound really gross thanks to the food XD

Also...3 minutes? I find that hard to believe...well, unless your only speed is turbo...

#12 Posted by alim298 (2063 posts) -

What did I just watch? ('_';)

Also 5-7 inches!?

(._.)

#13 Edited by turtlethetaffer (17198 posts) -

Yup unsurprisingly real sex is nothing like porn.

Also in the subject of bragging, I think that people who feel the need to brag about their sexual prowess are the ones that are really shitty at it.

#14 Edited by Treflis (11823 posts) -

Anyone who thinks Porn sex is like real sex, clearly haven't seen a behind the scene video of a porn shoot.

#15 Posted by Master_Live (15832 posts) -

Which is you Amateur is perhaps the best type of porn, that's the real stuff.

#16 Edited by lightleggy (16087 posts) -

@ad1x2 said:

@lightleggy said:

People still download porn?

Sometimes internet connections go dead in the middle of your boner, or your favorite videos are pulled from streaming sites for copyright violations, or you may have a data cap...

@indzman said:

@lightleggy said:

@indzman said:

Lightleggy how much porn stuff you have in your HDD atm ?

People still download porn?

I do ( Only my favourite ones )=P

I have 2 different providers, one for my home connection and one for my phone, so, dont think I'll ever have that issue. And my HDD is really small so no point in wasting space with porn.

@alim298 said:

What did I just watch? ('_';)

Also 5-7 inches!?

(._.)

Yup, 12-15 cm is the average size. Below 12 is considered small and above 15 it's considered large. And less than 7cm is considered a micropenis which is something that needs to be surgically corrected because it's literally impossible to please a woman with it, but anything above 7cm CAN arouse a woman enough for her to get an orgasm. Conversively, most vaginal openings are around 12-14cm deep so even if you have a 18cm penis, it wont fit entirely in the girl.

And most people i've talked to agree with the 3 minutes thing. I dont know about you guys but getting to the10 mark requires some serious physical condition.

#17 Posted by XilePrincess (13130 posts) -

I was going to take a banana to work for my break but that's certainly out now...

#18 Posted by SolidSnake35 (58230 posts) -

@XilePrincess said:

I was going to take a banana to work for my break but that's certainly out now...

Yeah, I wouldn't eat that one now either.

#19 Posted by Korvus (8016 posts) -

@lightleggy said:

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And most people i've talked to agree with the 3 minutes thing. I dont know about you guys but getting to the10 mark requires some serious physical condition.

Seriously? That's really baffling to me...how do you guys manage to get there in 3 minutes? I can't even do that if I'm alone, let alone with a girl. Just changing positions is like a reset to me, I have to start all over again. And even if you feel you're almost there, just pull out and do something else...there's manual, oral, toys...I think you need to be really selfish (or really inexperienced) if you're at 3 minutes and you don't stop before you're done (unless she's done too...depending on how much time you put into foreplay, it is possible, but not that common, I think).

#20 Posted by Renevent42 (5682 posts) -

I must be having porn star sex then, at least according to the video that is.

#21 Posted by lightleggy (16087 posts) -

@korvus said:

@lightleggy said:

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And most people i've talked to agree with the 3 minutes thing. I dont know about you guys but getting to the10 mark requires some serious physical condition.

Seriously? That's really baffling to me...how do you guys manage to get there in 3 minutes? I can't even do that if I'm alone, let alone with a girl. Just changing positions is like a reset to me, I have to start all over again. And even if you feel you're almost there, just pull out and do something else...there's manual, oral, toys...I think you need to be really selfish (or really inexperienced) if you're at 3 minutes and you don't stop before you're done (unless she's done too...depending on how much time you put into foreplay, it is possible, but not that common, I think).

I meant only to ejaculate. Not the whole act lasting 3 minutes. Like you said one can put time into foreplay, pulling out, switching positions and so. but as far as uninterrupted coitus goes, most people cant get past 3 minutes.

#22 Posted by Korvus (8016 posts) -

@lightleggy: Hmmm, weird...I take longer than that to just start feeling anything...guess different people have different sensitivities....higher sensitivity might be useful if you get your girl off before you start, then you don't have to make her wait quite as long =P

#23 Posted by ad1x2 (5795 posts) -

@lightleggy: External hard drives are cheap as hell now so it isn't a big deal for me. In addition to that, last year I was in Afghanistan and the internet over there blocks porn and any other websites that they claim offended Islam (they even blocked Youtube for two months after that Innocence of Muslims video came out). Having the stuff saved on my hard drive beat trying to stream it on an Edge cell phone signal with a VPN running. But to each their own.

#24 Posted by ferrari2001 (17314 posts) -

@JangoWuzHere said:

Where do they get these statistics and percentages?

I was wondering exactly the same thing.

#25 Edited by megagene (23034 posts) -

Either a lot of the stuff in this video is wrong, or I've just been really lucky and have had awesomely freaky sexual partners.

#26 Posted by ShepardCommandr (3268 posts) -

That was disgusting.

Sex is disgusting.

#27 Posted by awesome3496 (2182 posts) -

What is this porn you people speak of?

#28 Posted by Netret0120 (2871 posts) -

@awesome3496:

It is how you were born. Your parents performed porn acts and you were made:-)

#29 Posted by awesome3496 (2182 posts) -

@Netret0120: wow thanks! I'm going to search it up on the internet now :)

#30 Posted by Xeno_ghost (696 posts) -

*giggles immaturely*

He said penis.