Chicks have it so easy!

That cant be true. I just cant see that being impossible

But they bleed from their hoo-has and it runs down their gams if they don't have a plug.

i thought this was going to be about how women can get any man that they want.

You shouldn't fall asleep in class.

My prof shouldnt be so boring and the woman sitting next to me in that class should be 10x more attractive.

Maybe you should like your classes more.

I do like it. I just physically cannot stay awake in it. Ive even resorted to pinching myself. If I fall asleep, I get a boner and that leads to an embarrassing situation to anyone happening to look in my direction. Maybe I should start drinking coffee.

That...

That was a lot more information than I needed.

But now you understand my predicament.

Nah, not really. You just have to learn the secret art of the hidden pole to have your woody go into stealth mode. If you have problems learning said art, balance your notebook on it and make sultry looks to the person closest to you.

@Capitan_Kid: If easy is having periods...then yes.

Indeed. Especially with a title like that.

youve never been aware of the barber shop chair nap phenomenon?

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Jesus, $4.25 for a coffee?

@gamerguru100: people can be ridiculous about such things. they will pay > than 12 if you give it a fancy enough name. then, no matter what, gush about it so they can feel good about themselves after having paid so much. far beyond their means too.

your icon makes the guy form the last of us look quite like keanu.

@al_bundy77 said:

@Swanogt19: Pai Mei Approves!

+1

I saw that guy. He wasn't bald. He had a shaved head. Shaved -- that's a hairdo. Case closed.

you are supposed to play with your balls

I daydreamed...a lot.

Same.

And TC, either drink a lot of coffee before that class or umm... twiddle your thumbs???

Bro, you're doing English wrong.

You're making this too easy. They can play with their wing-wang.

Meh. If I get bored in class, I twirl my pen around the thumb.

Leave the class, climb to the tallest nearby building and jump off.

This topic was a futurama episode. Can't remember the title...

always wanted to be able to do that thing where you flip the pen around your thumb. never could figure it out though. i just ended up launching the pen instead=P

@konvikt_17:

Well, you're on the right track. We all went through the launching phase. He He.

I can twirl forward and backward, but not forward and backward in sequence yet.

Yeah, but I wish I could sag my pants like the boys without getting called a slut : ./

After having failed multiple classes when I was 18 and my parents paid for my classes....I now pay out of pocket, straight up, for my classes after having started going back (I'm 24 now).

So yea, I damn well pay attention. Like. Really pay attention. Otherwise I might as well throw my cash into a furnace.

no you are doing it wrong... living by that old ass social malevsfemale rule...

Draw something.

I usually just play around on my phone during class.