‘Blank the Alligators’ yells mans moments before dying...

A man was killed by an alligator in Texas after he ignored both warning signs and his friends and decided to take a late night swim in a marina.

Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told KFDM-TV the woman only jumped into the water in an attempt to save Woodward. She was unhurt, but may have come in contact with the alligator while in the water.

“Someone shouted a warning, and he said ‘blank the alligators,’ and thereupon jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help,” Price told KFDM.

Police found the body of Tommie Woodward, who was 28-years-old, early Friday morning in Southeast Texas.

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What a moron.

Darwin Award candidate?

YOLO

LOL what a legend.

Between this and the guy who launched fireworks off his head, it's been a funny weekend.

Hope the alligator didn't get an indigestion =(

Aren't alligators far smaller and have narrower snouts than crocodiles?

I live not too far from where that happened. lol

I don´t think a 10-12 ft gator is far "small", they have wider but shorter snouts than crocs.

I am happy that man is no longer around to potentially breed. What a damn idiot...

Do excuse my typo. Hands too slow for my brain, bro.

@thegerg: use your imagination

So did he literally say "blank the alligators"?

Perhaps he really did try to (blank) one of the alligators---literally---and the alligator took exception to the unwanted advance.

:-/

I have no sympathy for this level of stupidity.

Unlike the fireworks dude I'm actually laughing while reading your comments.

Come on, this is wrong lol.

Man, I hope when I die no one is making fun of my death on the internet.

But how could it affect you then?

No one deserves death, but when you avoid warnings and advice.... then you're an idiot. Sorry but it's true.

somehow the man managed to sum up the quintessential nature of humanity as a whole

@toast_burner: I don't think so, I think Price is editing the quote because he doesn't want to cuss.

Before clicking on the topic did anyone else think the topic would be a hypothetical situation (not a news story) where we would have to fill in the blank?

I bet this guy didn't go to college.