A wormhole opens up in your room..

..and out of this wormhole comes.. a cacodemon!

When you react you only have time to grab one object around you to defend yourself.

What is this object?

A Squid Girl with a bad attitude.

Mine would be an empty burger king soda cup!

*Looks around*

A glass of milk I guess.

My shoes.

Use it to reach level 100,000.

ill try stabbing it with a fork

beer bottle to the mangina

I would grab my doom shotgun.

/thread

Fighting will just get you killed, run motherfucker, that thing is 3 feet in diameter and all muscle and it levitates and shoots energy projectiles, you're gonna need some heavy ordinance.

Now, I on the other hand am a bona fide reverend, I could bless a cup of water and fling it at the beast as a last resort.

An Idiots guide to Psychology - maybe we can talk about its feels and stuff...

Miouse button 1.

A video game controller... because shit is about to get serious.

this ^

**** that

my 3 iron.

I'll slap it around with my notebook.