A comparison of epic proportions: Oranges vs Apples

Oranges, especially baby oranges:D

Herman Cain made me hate the term "apples and oranges" or "apples .vs. oranges" so much.

Oranges. Not a big apple fan unless it's the caramel variety.

Oranges are orange, therefor they win.. really though, how awesome of a food do you have to be to have a color named after you? :lol: (I don't actually like oranges, or apples...)Inconsistancy

Oranges, especially baby oranges:D

TChaivong

[QUOTE="Inconsistancy"]Oranges are orange, therefor they win.. really though, how awesome of a food do you have to be to have a color named after you? :lol: (I don't actually like oranges, or apples...)Ace6301

Well if it's a pink lady...

...I'm siding with the apples.

[QUOTE="TChaivong"]

Oranges, especially baby oranges:D

dkdk999

How bout now :evil: does this make you happy?

Well if it's a pink lady...I'm siding with the apples.poptart

Well when an apple gets dimples it goes down in quality and oranges are covered in dimples and grooves. Thus we can conclude that apples are the master fruit.Ace6301

That logic is pretty convoluted. Wouldn't it make more sense to say that oranges are better since GreySeal9 prefers them?

[QUOTE="Ace6301"]Well when an apple gets dimples it goes down in quality and oranges are covered in dimples and grooves. Thus we can conclude that apples are the master fruit.GreySeal9

That logic is pretty convoluted. Wouldn't it make more sense to say that oranges are better since GreySeal9 prefers them?

And I tie the score.

Oranges are gross. Who eats them? Just suck the juice out.

Oranges. Except when they're too juicy and spray you in the eye. I do not enjoy citrus on my pupils.

[QUOTE="Ace6301"]Well when an apple gets dimples it goes down in quality and oranges are covered in dimples and grooves. Thus we can conclude that apples are the master fruit.GreySeal9

That logic is pretty convoluted. Wouldn't it make more sense to say that oranges are better since GreySeal9 prefers them?

Green apples.Fightingfan

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Green apples.soulless4now

Well if it's a pink lady...

...I'm siding with the apples.poptart

I ate a pink lady about three days ago and it was lush.
Went to the shop specifically just to buy one since I fancied it.
They are the most superior apple.
Though of course I always like me some good ol' English cox >_>

[QUOTE="poptart"]Well if it's a pink lady...

...I'm siding with the apples.MissLibrarian

I ate a pink lady about three days ago and it was lush.
Went to the shop specifically just to buy one since I fancied it.
They are the most superior apple.
Though of course I always like me some good ol' English cox >_>

I see you're partial to gobbling both >_>

Personally the English Cox has never tickled my plums quite the way a Pink Lady does.

Personally the English Cox has never tickled my plums quite the way a Pink Lady does.poptart

[QUOTE="poptart"]Personally the English Cox has never tickled my plums quite the way a Pink Lady does.MissLibrarian

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"][QUOTE="poptart"]Personally the English Cox has never tickled my plums quite the way a Pink Lady does.LJS9502_basic

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"][QUOTE="poptart"]Personally the English Cox has never tickled my plums quite the way a Pink Lady does.LJS9502_basic

We're English.

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"] They're very different sensations it can't be denied.poptart

We're English.

[QUOTE="poptart"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] Why do you two make eating apples sound so dirty?LJS9502_basic

We're English.

[QUOTE="poptart"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] Why do you two make eating apples sound so dirty?LJS9502_basic

We're English.

Everything's sexy after years of sexual repression - see any 'Carry On' film for examples.

..actually not - just pandering to the obvious stereotype.

Apples actually ARE sexy. Certainly when you get home after a couple of beers and there's a bowl full of them in the kitchen teasing you with their lovely pink dimples. And don't get me started on that stalk of theirs...

Speaking of apples, I actually smoked a little something through a pipe made out of an apple with a well known music artist the other day. They're incredibly versitile are them apples

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="poptart"]

We're English.

poptart

Everything's sexy after years of sexual repression - see any 'Carry On' film for examples.

..actually not - just pandering to the obvious stereotype.

Apples actually ARE sexy. Certainly when you get home after a couple of beers and there's a bowl full of them in the kitchen teasing you with their lovely pink dimples. And don't get me started on that stalk of theirs...

Speaking of apples, I actually smoked a little something through a pipe made out of an apple with a well known music artist the other day. They're incredibly versitile are them apples

poptart

[QUOTE="poptart"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] And that makes apples sexy?

LJS9502_basic

Everything's sexy after years of sexual repression - see any 'Carry On' film for examples.

..actually not - just pandering to the obvious stereotype.

Apples actually ARE sexy. Certainly when you get home after a couple of beers and there's a bowl full of them in the kitchen teasing you with their lovely pink dimples. And don't get me started on that stalk of theirs...

I've tried that, but when I bring a girl back to my hareem of apples all with nice little dresses and make up on they always tend to leave :(

[QUOTE="poptart"]

Speaking of apples, I actually smoked a little something through a pipe made out of an apple with a well known music artist the other day. They're incredibly versitile are them apples

MissLibrarian

That would be telling >_>

EDIT: I PM'd you

[QUOTE="poptart"]

Speaking of apples, I actually smoked a little something through a pipe made out of an apple with a well known music artist the other day. They're incredibly versitile are them apples

MissLibrarian

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"][QUOTE="poptart"]

Speaking of apples, I actually smoked a little something through a pipe made out of an apple with a well known music artist the other day. They're incredibly versitile are them apples

LJS9502_basic

Only on certain occassions.

Speaking of Boy George, a friend on mine used to look after him (artist management company)

There's some stories there I tell you

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"] OMG apple-pipe! God I'm gonna have to crack one of those out soon. Always superior to a can-pipe. Which well known artist?poptart

Only on certain occassions.

Speaking of Boy George, a friend on mine used to look after him (artist management company)

There's some stories there I tell you

I enjoy both, but I like oranges probably too much. I've had like 6 today.CammiTac

[QUOTE="CammiTac"]I enjoy both, but I like oranges probably too much. I've had like 6 today.ZumaJones07