Whats your favorite quote from a game ever?

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#1 helljumper0st
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"IM going to blast your virtual ass into actual dust"-mass effect
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"Your very existence offends me, Demon" - Prohpet of Regret, Halo 2
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#3 sandroDX
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the ones in my sig

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"IM going to blast your virtual ass into actual dust"-mass effecthelljumper0st
Lol yeah that one was funny.
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Your ass is grass!!!- Mercenary FarCry (TM)

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Its not that I want to kill you you are just to ugly to let live. SGT. Johnson (Halo 2)
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#7 Skie7
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Probably not my favorite, but memorable:
"Want some rye? 'Course you do." - Return to Zork

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"For Great Justice" - Zero Wing
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#9 foxhound_fox
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One of the more recent ones I have come across:

"I will tie her eyelashes to her ass hair and bowl her into a trash compactor." Damsel
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#10 Rockingtime75
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum..." - The Duke

You cannot argue this, that is the best quote in videogame history.

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#11 Funkyhamster
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"METAL GEAR?!?!"
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#12 Neublaze
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HK-47 to Revan:"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
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#13 sandroDX
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HK-47 to Revan:"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."Neublaze
oh yeah HK-47 sayings are always awesome!:lol:
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"Laugh, and grow fat!" -Fatman MGS2

"I am the greatest that humanity has to offer, and the lowest." -Fatman MGS2

"Go ahead, shoot me, I'm already dead." -Fatman MGS2

(after being shot nearly to death)"Oh no, my new suit, I have nothing to wear for the party." -Fatman MGS2

"Raiden: Still ticking, huh? Vamp: Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies." -Vamp MGS2

"Shut up and BLEED, you mother****er!" -Sweet Tooth Twisted Metal: Black

"When they captured me, all I could think was, "What a waste!" All those people I hadn't killed yet. Come the night of my execution, there must have been over a thousand people gathered outside to watch me fry. I was upset about that. There should have been more." -Sweet Tooth Twisted Metal: Black

"It was Judgment Day in that church - And I was the Angel of Death!" -Preacher Twisted Metal: Black

"Over the years, I developed a craving - For human flesh..." -Mr. Grimm Twisted Metal: Black

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"Looks like somebody had trouble parking their boat!" - Crysis.
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#16 masori
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum..." - The Duke

You cannot argue this, that is the best quote in videogame history.

Rockingtime75

i agree

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"I usually only ride epic mounts, but hey, let's talk.." World Of Warcraft Blood Elf Flirt Emote
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  • "Do a barrel roll!" - Star Fox 64
  • "I AM ERROR." - Zelda II
  • "I love going on message boards and complaining about games I've never played!" - Super Paper Mario
  • "May the Lord smile....and the Devil have mercy." - Killer7
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#19 X-Fade
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Pest Commando #1: We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, Sir, but I found this!
[baby cries]
Pest Commando #2: Jesus! What the hell is this?
Woman: That's my daughter!
Pest Commando #2: Looks more like Viet Cong to me!
[gun shot]

-Grand Theft Auto: SA Commerical

You want eternal rest? I've got it right here! - Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty)

There is a war going on out there and I don't have time to baby-sit. - Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty)

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"Pyro will turn you into toast"

-X-Men (Arcade)

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#21 erawsd
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Anything from the final boss in portal.
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#22 okgenuine
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You almost got turned into a Jill sandwich, ftw.
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#23 DrachulaX
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Time Crisis 3

Player 1 "Hey where are we going anyway?"

Player 2 "Actually, I was just following you."

Player 1 "...what?"

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'This just keeps getting better and better..' - Dante ~ DMC3 ~
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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." - Half Life 2

"I'm basically the Queen B1tch of the Universe." - Starcraft: BroodWar

"Warning: contact with the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet may result in permanent disabilites, such as vaporization." - Portal

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nothing is true, everything is permitted -- assassin's creed
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#27 deactivated-5b19c359a3789
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Well done, Android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that "Android Hell" is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. -Portal

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your personelle file. Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.
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My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books - "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows"... stuff like that.

-Manny Calavera

Just a small part of the awesomeness that was Grim Fandango.

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"Run, run, or you'll be well done!" - Kefka to Emperor Gestahl in Final Fantasy VI
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"Enemy Spotted" Battlefield 2 - Commander

"Bombula" Battlefield 2 - MEC Support

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A surveillance camera?! Metal Gear Solid PS1
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this is what happens to mery go round horse that won't stay with the pack.
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#33 Anofalye
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"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!" - Minsk in BG as he charges into melee. :roll:

Althought some female heroine in Warcraft was funny when you click her too much: "You never touch the other elves like that!" :shock: Minsk is still my favorite.

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"A man chooses, a slave obeys"- Andrew Ryan, BioShock.

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  • "Do a barrel roll!" - Star Fox 64
VGobbsesser
This.
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"I thought Spartans never died! Well he looks dead enough to me!" - Marine (HALO3)
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"Come to think of it, the world is like this soda. Once the bubbles are gone, i ain't got no use for it anymore" - MGS4

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"Rise from your Grave" or it variant -Altered Beast