After seeing each magazine littered with military advertisements, about how you should better yourself and join the Airforce, Army, Marines, or Navy, it becomes very clear that all of us slackers that read these magazines need to dust the Cheeto's off our chests, put down our controllers and start fighting the war on "terrorism"! The ads make it look so much like the adventures we play on games that it must be fun right? Instead of parachuting into France during WWII we could, drop into Iraq and try to "negotiate" with all the confused people who want to blow up everything.
Wow, I read you loud and clear game magazines ! Thanks for the 20 pages of reminders every issue! Time to stop slacking and fight the good fight ! Now where is my sunscreen, I hear it is pretty hot in the desert !
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