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Found these...

^ A little Knights of the Old Republic humor...

Lol ^

-"These humans need to be perfected,

and the unworthy shall be rejected."

-"But Earth is full of fools,

and they will not make capable tools."

-"This was not expected!" 

Not my creation:

T'was the night before Christmas, and the ship was defunct
Not a squadmate was stirring, not even Grunt
The stockings were hung by the Galaxy map with care
In hopes that Saint Wrex, would soon be there.

The mercenaries and soldiers slept snug in their beds,
While visions of rifles danced in their heads.
And Tali in her hood, and I in my helmet
I slept and dreamed of less scanning of Planets.

When out on the bridge there was a sound so inhumane,
I sprang from the bed to tell off joker again
But descended the elevator, the bridge was in a mess
It seemed joker was not what was to be adressed.

The Galaxy map gave off a youthful glow
Gave the lustre of lighting to all the fake snow
When what do my eyes see (and it probably isn't Saren),
But a minature shuttle and eight unfortunate varren!

With a bad ass Krogan denting the floor as he treks
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Wrex.
He spoke not a word but worked disaknowlaging me
He filled the stockings with grenades and copies of Dragon Age 3.

He sprang to his shuttle and told his varren to move
And away they all flew away, fearing Wrex's attitude
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight....
"Shepard."
"Wrex."

Not my creation:

T'was the night before Christmas, and the ship was defunct
Not a squadmate was stirring, not even Grunt
The stockings were hung by the Galaxy map with care
In hopes that Saint Wrex, would soon be there.

The mercenaries and soldiers slept snug in their beds,
While visions of rifles danced in their heads.
And Tali in her hood, and I in my helmet
I slept and dreamed of less scanning of Planets.

When out on the bridge there was a sound so inhumane,
I sprang from the bed to tell off joker again
But descended the elevator, the bridge was in a mess
It seemed joker was not what was to be adressed.

The Galaxy map gave off a youthful glow
Gave the lustre of lighting to all the fake snow
When what do my eyes see (and it probably isn't Saren),
But a minature shuttle and eight unfortunate varren!

With a bad ass Krogan denting the floor as he treks
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Wrex.
He spoke not a word but worked disaknowlaging me
He filled the stockings with grenades and copies of Dragon Age 3.

He sprang to his shuttle and told his varren to move
And away they all flew away, fearing Wrex's attitude
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight....
"Shepard."
"Wrex."

N7v1K0

:lol: I love that poem!

Remember the pic I did for you of the Dublin Spire getting eaten. Maybe you will get you wish with the fight coming to earth :D

Posted this as a new topic, but that seems to have disappeared: The ME3 trailer with the sound of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Fits awesomely, if you ask me. Even if you don't... ;)

Vanguard > Reapers?

:lol: I love that Banzai one...

That should be a hidden easter egg ending in ME3 :P

If Bioware made a Toy Story game.

Does anyone fancy a game of Monopoly?

:lol: 'Motion for Buzz to shoot Rex' I love that...

This is brilliant! Especially 3rd pic!

Lol

Lol

N7v1K0

This made me lol. hard :P

This made me lol. hard :P

N7v1K0

:lol: Ah, yes...

My brother drew this for his GF.

Lol, it makes sense :P

This made me lol :PN7v1K0

MUST SEE: Mass Effect 2 Mock Trailer Inglorious ********* - Absolutly Awesome!

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/secret-romance-mass-effect/63941

BLASTO THE JELLYFISH STING

Not funny but really well done Mass Effect 2 30 Seconds to Mars This is War This would make an awesone advert.

Commander Shepard Is Such A Jerk

Commander Shepard Is Still A Jerk

Spectre Udina - Council This!

MUST SEE: Mass Effect 2 Mock Trailer Inglorious ********* - Absolutly Awesome!

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/secret-romance-mass-effect/63941

BLASTO THE JELLYFISH STING

Not funny but really well done Mass Effect 2 30 Seconds to Mars This is War This would make an awesone advert.

Commander Shepard Is Such A Jerk

Commander Shepard Is Still A Jerk

Spectre Udina - Council This!

Mass Effect 2 CSI ****/font>

Those Minerals" (MASS EFFECT 2 RAP)

Mass Effect 2: Best Interrupt Ever! - Incredably stupid

Mass Effect 2: TALI'S FACE REVEALED!

Falcon084

Seen all those! :D

The rap is absolutely brilliant, I got it with Dj Harbinger's album for my iPod :P

MassGate - :D

Commander Shepard For Senate - Sounds like a Republican.

Mass Effect vs. Star Wars

Mass Effect 2 vs Futurama

Absolutely random :lol:

What harbinger is REALLY up to... :P

Also,

Some of the stuff this generates is hilarious :P

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Some of the stuff this generates is hilarious :P

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N7v1K0

Here's one that it generated: The Biotic God catches scale itch from Harbinger.

:lol: That dude just can't catch a break...

This one's pretty good :P

:lol: above the above.

Lol :P

Thought that was creepy? Look at this :lol:

Saw this and thought it was kinda cool...

It's kind of a tutorial on how to make your voice sound like a geth...

Also...

This made me lol

And what about ME3? :P

lol

This has gotta be the funniest thing I've seen in a while

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