My 94th review after Crash: Mind Over Mutant.
Okay, when I saw the Angry Video Game Nerd review this game, it sure is a horrible game. He really hates this game along with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Silver Surfer. Why? Well first, you play as Dirk the Daring and you die with one hit in this game. ONE HIT!!! Also he walks very, very slow, can you believe it? Imagine if Mario's and Sonic's game series walk slow just like Dirk the Daring does. It is also very hard that you can't get past the first level sometimes. Plus his attack is to throw knives. Also it has one of the worst death animations throughout video game history. Also another thing, one touch from bats and they take a little bit of your energy away. This game deliberately gets an F--! Here the dang results:
Game-play 1/10: Pretty slow and horrible!
Graphics 1/10: The graphics just look like crap!
Controls 2/10: The controls are delayed beyond belief!
Sound/Music 1/10: Horrible and ear-bleeding!
Lasting Appeal 1/10: If you touch a door, YOU DIE! If you fall of the platforms off the screen, YOU DIE! If you touch the ceilings, YOU DIE! If you touch any bigger enemies, YOU DIE! And trust me, you will die again and again AND AGAIN! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
Overall, Dragon's Lair on the NES is a disgrace to knight's legacy.
The Good:
-Nothing good at all!
The Bad:
-You die with a single hit
-Crappy graphics
-Horrible game-play
-Ear-bleeding music
-Terrible controls
The bottom line, stay away from this horrible game! Do not buy it! Whatever you do if you see it, just destroy it. That's the end of my review and I don't want to talk about it anymore. UGH!!!!!!!
Dragon's Lair gets a 1 out of 10!
-sonic_rareware8