The Sci-fi nuts dream! The thing about dreams are you have to wake up at some point!
For you guys who have not figured it out yet this is Jerk. If I have not made it clear yet my style is more matter with less art, sorry to any one who dose not like this but oh well. Destroy all humans is a 3rd person shooter in which you run around zapping humans and taking over the U S of A. The games store is classy, your brother(hes just another clone like you) Crypto 136 crash lands in the desert and is captured by the humans. They experiment on him and that pisses you off and then you invade the planet. You start with looking for the smartest creature on the planet and then you kill it. After this you basically spend your time collecting DNA, Information and finding out what they did with your brother. Then you in up in a war with Majestic, earths top of the line alien defense.
The Good:
I loved the fact that you could flatten a whole city. The guns you get to use are effective and cause the wanted damaged. Side missions added some much needed replay value to this game as well. The mind
The Bad:
This game gave you only four options of what to use on the humans. The story was far to short and a little on the pretentious side. The fact that the game had easily accessible cheat codes made the game far to easy. Im OK with it if games have them and they soften it up a bit for you noobs but when it makes it so easy you can blow through the whole story in 2 hours is just sad.
The Ugly:
This games glitches pissed me off to no end. The fact that you can drown by standing in the middle of a concrete jungle drove me up the f@#%ing wall.
Jerks Conclusion:
Bare in mind I do like this game my self. Its one of my child hood vendettas. If your wondering what I mean by that check out our face book page it has all those details. Any way this game brought alot to the table. From cartoon violence to flat out funny gut scenes. Being a SI-FI nut my self I think its a great game. But I remind you all that its my job not to put my own bias and to look at every thing I review like the sadistic old fart I am. And I must say this game was a bit of let down. I will defend it but I will agree its not the greatest. I would advise this game if you are a fan of invader Zim or are a SI FI nut. I gave it a 6.5 out of 10 because it should have been so much more than it was.