I Would Rather Be Eaten By A Zombie Than Play This Again...
User Rating: 1 | Dead Rising: Zombie no Ikenie WII
I rented this game for free, and I feel cheated. The character models are choppy thanks to the Wii's incapacity to roll high-scale graphics, but that I can forgive. The logic design of the game is torturous. I want to report about this crazy event happening, so I'll leap out of a helicopter onto a mall rooftop that thankfully has a helipad, then roam about the mall helping people who don't even ask why I'm there, or where I came from. The combat is worse than playing Virtua Fighter with socks over your hands, and when Zombies continued to spawn right at the door I needed to get through to complete the mission, therefore blocking me from doing so, and I turned the game off. The only good thing about this game is the voice acting, which is surprisingly well done. The character models move pretty well, but at the same time strike static poses that seem like I've seen them hundreds of times before. As for the story, if you like painfully cliche Sci-Fi channel horror films, well, watch those, don't waste any time with this suck fest.
