Oh no.

User Rating: 1 | Custer's Revenge 2600
By Lokar | Review Date:
When I first heard about this game, I thought it wasn't real. Maybe it was some stupid prank invented by a weird person who spent way too much time in his basement. A friend of mine talked about it, and everyone in class was disgusted. Couldn't be true. No serious, credible human being would try to sell something like this to the public.

Well, it wasn't just an urban legend. It really existed-- not too long after I heard about it, I saw somebody playing it. And shivered.

Here are my classmate's words about it:

"You have to catch these women and rape 'em."

And that was true.

That was actually the plot of the game.

Go on, take a minute to go out of the room and vomit.

Back now?

The 'graphics' consisted of stick figures running around through the horrible plot. The captain tracks down the Indians and does what was said. He has to evade enemy arrows. You'll be too busy wishing he would actually die.

This is, bar none, the worst game in human history. Shame on the ignorant cretins-- I won't dignify them with the word 'people'-- who thought this up.

Any other game could consist of a blank screen and be far better than this.

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