Very funny!!! General Custer, you're the man... Uh... how boring

User Rating: 8.5 | Custer's Revenge 2600
Hello, everybody... It's me Axelander, and today you will read(if you want) the reeview for a funny atari-style pornographic game, Custer's Revenge...
First, maybe if you will watch some screenshots from the game you will see, general Custer almost naked, having a pair of boots, and a hat, where you must go at a naked girl a go and make love with her... May I ask what's wuth the name... I mean why does it says the word REVENGE in it's name... Maybe I'll explain... I'm not american but I'll say my opinion about it.... We all know that Custer was the one who commanded his army againts the Natives... maybe he wants to get a revenge on those natives for killing some of his soldiers... If it's so why doesn't she riposting? I think she likes having general Custer making out with her...
Anyway, the objective is very simple... Go from point A to point B and sex with her... You still must avoid the spears, which are annoying me because the don't thouch the ground... They disspear at the middle of the screen... Anyway, as I said in the Review Deck, the game can get really boring even if you bump her... Get it? Bump her!!!
Well... This was Axelander, and I say hello to you.... Hope to like this review, and for requests e-mail me at axelander@yahoo.com